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Song Parodies -> "Crisco Lid"

Original Song Title:

"Cisco Kid"

Original Performer:

War

Parody Song Title:

"Crisco Lid"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

The Crisco lid gets misplaced all the time.
The Crisco lid gets misplaced all the time.
Could get risky, oil forms a slime.
Could get risky, oil forms a slime.

With the lid off, the oil will expand.
With the lid off, the oil will expand.
Pour that rancid oil down the can.
Pour that rancid oil down the can.

My inlaws buy their Crisco by the quart.
My inlaws buy their Crisco by the quart.
They like to get blasted drinkin' port.
They like to get blasted drinkin' port.

They won't get upset, if the lid won't seal.
They won't get upset, if the lid won't seal.
Make that ring go Scotch-bright makes it yield.
Make that ring go Scotch-bright makes it yield.

The Crisco lid, misplaced all the time.
The Crisco lid gets misplaced all the time.
The Crisco lid, misplaced all the time.
The Crisco lid, misplaced all the time.

The Crisco lid, misplaced all the time.
The Crisco lid gets misplaced all the time.
The Crisco lid, misplaced all the time.
The Crisco lid, misplaced all the time.

The Crisco lid gets misplaced all the time.
The Crisco lid gets misplaced all the time.
The Crisco lid gets misplaced all the time.

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Johnny D - November 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Now I've seen everything - a parody about Crisco lids! Maybe it really IS time for you to take a little vay-kay, Guy .... just kidding! Congratulations on reaching 300 parody-posts.
Adagio - November 25, 2003 - Report this comment
I don't know which line I liked best. :D j/k

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