Song Parodies -> Crisco Lid
| Original Song Title: | "Cisco Kid" |
| Original Performer: | War |
| Parody Song Title: | "Crisco Lid" |
| Parody Written by: | Guy DiRito |
The Crisco lid gets misplaced all the time.
The Crisco lid gets misplaced all the time.
Could get risky, oil forms a slime.
Could get risky, oil forms a slime.
With the lid off, the oil will expand.
With the lid off, the oil will expand.
Pour that rancid oil down the can.
Pour that rancid oil down the can.
My inlaws buy their Crisco by the quart.
My inlaws buy their Crisco by the quart.
They like to get blasted drinkin' port.
They like to get blasted drinkin' port.
They won't get upset, if the lid won't seal.
They won't get upset, if the lid won't seal.
Make that ring go Scotch-bright makes it yield.
Make that ring go Scotch-bright makes it yield.
The Crisco lid, misplaced all the time.
The Crisco lid gets misplaced all the time.
The Crisco lid, misplaced all the time.
The Crisco lid, misplaced all the time.
The Crisco lid, misplaced all the time.
The Crisco lid gets misplaced all the time.
The Crisco lid, misplaced all the time.
The Crisco lid, misplaced all the time.
The Crisco lid gets misplaced all the time.
The Crisco lid gets misplaced all the time.
The Crisco lid gets misplaced all the time.
The Crisco lid gets misplaced all the time.
Could get risky, oil forms a slime.
Could get risky, oil forms a slime.
With the lid off, the oil will expand.
With the lid off, the oil will expand.
Pour that rancid oil down the can.
Pour that rancid oil down the can.
My inlaws buy their Crisco by the quart.
My inlaws buy their Crisco by the quart.
They like to get blasted drinkin' port.
They like to get blasted drinkin' port.
They won't get upset, if the lid won't seal.
They won't get upset, if the lid won't seal.
Make that ring go Scotch-bright makes it yield.
Make that ring go Scotch-bright makes it yield.
The Crisco lid, misplaced all the time.
The Crisco lid gets misplaced all the time.
The Crisco lid, misplaced all the time.
The Crisco lid, misplaced all the time.
The Crisco lid, misplaced all the time.
The Crisco lid gets misplaced all the time.
The Crisco lid, misplaced all the time.
The Crisco lid, misplaced all the time.
The Crisco lid gets misplaced all the time.
The Crisco lid gets misplaced all the time.
The Crisco lid gets misplaced all the time.
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Now I've seen everything - a parody about Crisco lids! Maybe it really IS time for you to take a little vay-kay, Guy .... just kidding! Congratulations on reaching 300 parody-posts.
I don't know which line I liked best. :D j/k
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