-> "Hiney Dancer"
Original Song Title:
"Tiny Dancer"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Hiney Dancer"
The Lyrics
View scene baby, display lady,
Seen-ness is the plan.
Tiddy guys, wile-lit style,
Her quarry's the manic man.
Sweet Serena, need ought had seen her,
Dancing "Steely Dan's".
The howls and whinnies,
Job ware skimpy,
Hiney dancer nicely tanned.
Please us freaks; shout, in their heat,
Dandy dicks get out; They're odd.
Burning slacks, melts their wax,
One bull-dyke-hard looks like a lad.
Be can no man of much this stand,
She e-roto-torment dem.
Dick and John; Think with their dongs,
Dis-wards her clothes and tunes these bums.
But oh, when she peels she wheels,
Frying rear just strips their gears.
Lovely view, tattoo on rear see,
She does play awfully, "HO"-ly...
Holy roaster hiney dancer,
Mounds of headlights; Check dem wide gaze.
Gettin' down, so sweet's the sinnin',
All bad and dizzy day to day.
Rolly coaster hiney dancer,
Down where red lights dawn da highway.
Way on down on streets where skinnin',
They do their business day to day.
View lean baby, drives them crazy,
Seamless is her tan.
City guys, like her style,
So tarry she 'muse sick man.
Sweet Serena, your money clean ya,
Dancin' wid de-band.
Her game is skin-y, smoke dey chimney,
Hiney dancer's in demand.
Serene baby, lay dem weighty,
Green strips in her band.
Kitty ride, gyrate wild,
All married each lustic man.
These hyenas, out on the scene - yeah,
Trancing out of hand.
And how they whinny, their gaze twisty,
Hiney dancer's in command!
Screamin' crazy, drunk and dazy,
Green strips fill her band.
Skitty wise, fired trial,
Not scare-dy no manic man.
This ex-marine-a, hits on Serena,
Dense he was this this man.
He gets in closely, then face goes ghostly,
Says his answer's in his hand!
------ FADES THE BLISS ------
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