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Song Parodies -> "Need To Take Malox"

Original Song Title:

"Loves Me Like A Rock"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Paul Simon

Parody Song Title:

"Need To Take Malox"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

When it hurt my middle, Oy! (Hurt my middle, oy!)
I took Advil to quell the pain. (Hurt my middle, oy!)
It felt like voodoo - voodoo, the pain is gruelling. (It hurt my middle, oy!)
I'm a constipated boy. (It hurt my middle, oy!)
Such a stinger like a bun-way fire.
Oh, the drama bums, it bums me,
I'm knocked down to my knees. feel ugly.
Like I need to take Malox.
It blocks me and the shock is ageless, and hurts me.
So dump me, dump me, dump me, dump me.

Now as I moan while on the can, (Moan while on the can)
And that Advil would fall so lame. (Moan while on the can)
I can't make pooh pooh,
Like glue, there ain't no stooling. (Moan while on the can)
I'm a constipated man, (Moan while on the can)
Can I stretch my little cavity?
The drama bums, it bums me,
I'm knocked down to my knees. feel ugly.
Like I need to take Malox.
It blocks me and the shock is ageless, and hurts me.
So dump me, dump me, dump me, dump me.
And if I was resilient, (I was resilient)
Can't win it, distress is so lame, (I was resilient)
I say woo hoo, I'm on the brink of stooling. (Right on the brink of stooling)

This is really a mental deal. (I was resilient)
I need some gentle fix not Imodium,
My colon hates me, it hates me.
I'm knocked down to my knees. feel ugly.
Like my body's all in shock,
Malox me so to shock my gauges, and dump me.

(Fade)
So dump me, dump me, dump me, dump me.
(Give me some Malox)
(Drink it on the rocks)

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Pacing: 3.7
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Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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Michael Pacholek - August 04, 2003 - Report this comment
It only hurts when I laugh! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! (That's five.)
Claude Prez - August 08, 2003 - Report this comment
"I'm on the brink of stooling" ! Dude, that was great!
Leo Jay - May 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Maalox: $7.49... Advil: $14.99... Colon reconstruction surgery: $75,000... "Pooh-pooh... stoolin": Priceless.
May Lochs - February 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Enema of the spate!

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