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Song Parodies -> "Scwey Wabbit"

Original Song Title:

"White Rabbit"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jefferson Airplane

Parody Song Title:

"Scwey Wabbit"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

One shell is for wabbit,
And one shell is for buck,
But the one shell I woad in my gun,
Always seems to get stuck.

So, what season?
Is it hare or duck?

So off I go chasing wabbits,
They're furry, gwey and small.
I'm the gweat white wabbit killer,
Soon out his hole he'll cwall.

Mean no malwice,
Hunting I will go.

I got wine in my cupboawd,
I think I'll marwinate him slow.
And then I'll add some gourmet mushwooms,
It will taste so gweat I know.

With some wettuce,
Salwad I'll throw.

It's twagic, a misfowtune,
I've killed that wabbit dead,
Not a nice sight,
He's fawwing backwards,
The shot so cwean he never bwed,
That scewy wabbit, so misled,

Eat my wed, eat my wed, eat my wed!

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Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 3.9

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Jack Wilson - March 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Gweat job, Guy! 5's on this pawody!
Johnny D - March 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Eat three 5's.
Bugs Bunny - March 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Yikes!!!! I'm outta here, doc!
Rick D - March 12, 2004 - Report this comment
A slick parody, done with grace.
Johnny D - March 12, 2004 - Report this comment
ARRRGHH!! Wish I'd thought of that pun first, Highlander.

Again, Guy, excellent parody here, a definite 555 from me.
Agrimorfee - March 12, 2004 - Report this comment
"Eat my wed"? I don't get it. 445
Steve K. - March 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Agri, he could have spelled it "wead" ("lead"). Between this and my "Some Bunny To Love", Gwace Swick must be vewy confused. Guy, nice use of "chasing wabbits" and "mushwooms".
alvin rhodes - March 12, 2004 - Report this comment
the mental image i got of ol' elmer doing this song was worth 5s alone.....very funny
Rice Cube - March 12, 2004 - Report this comment
I'll get you yet, you wascawwy wabbit! This pawody was vewy funny...ah-ah-ah-ah-ah...
Jan Unwin - March 12, 2004 - Report this comment
The wabbit kicked the bucket, the wabbit kicked the bucket!
Rick D - March 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Actually Guy, Elmer should have said "Miswed" if he's going to say "Eat My Wed". But I guess that word conjures up memories of mistakes some of us have made in the past.
martha - March 12, 2004 - Report this comment
fabulous .. I love this one!!
Guy - March 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Originally I had it as "wead" but it looked like it could be pronounced "weed" to me so I changed it to "wed" I didn't want to "miswead" anyone. With some things you just can't win I guess.
Fudd A. Duck - March 12, 2004 - Report this comment
I weewy wike yaw pawody, Mw. DiWito. It was vewy appetizing! Heheheheheheh!
Diva - March 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Cute!
... - March 12, 2004 - Report this comment
I dunno the original song, but I had to give it straight 5s because it was great!
Tim Hall - March 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job on the song. In one of the Bugs-Daffy-Elmer trilogy episodes, Elmer mentioned that he was a vegetarian.
Adagio - March 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice song, Guy! 5's
Serafina - March 12, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't know the original either, but I like Looney Tunes a lot, so I have to give this parody 5-5-5.
Anonymous Embarassed Guy DiRito Fan - March 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Ummmmmmm, Guy....I don't know if you're getting my message or not, but it's time you woke up and smelt the coffee pal. Once upon a time, I came upon a website by the name of amiright.com and fell in love with it. Parodies were my life. YOUR parodies were my life. Everyday I would run home from work and shove my wife to the floor, just so I could log on to amiright.com and read your outstanding parodies. But times have changed. I no longer find myself running home from work to log on to this website to read your parodies. They just don't quite cut the mustard. Now, I'm a nice guy, but these parodies as of late....well, they're just so bogus. C'mon man you're like Walt Disney you're running out of ideas...so you're just sticking with remakes and sequels. Now I'm gonna give you 5-5-5 for this parody, because I am your friend....but trust me respect doesn't last forever. Respect does NOT last forever.
Melhi - March 13, 2004 - Report this comment
I missed this the other day -- Nice job.
Woss Gewwer - March 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Hare=hawe furry=fuwwy throw=thwow Killer=kiwwer slow=swow killed=kiwwed misled=miswed Now I don't need to get a thesauwas, do I?
Michael Pacholek - March 14, 2004 - Report this comment
This was widicuwous. It was the siwwiest widdle pawody I evah waid eyes on. Naturawwy, I wiked it. But I don't want Guy DeWito to get a swewwed head, so be vewy, vewy quiet about compwimenting him.

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