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Song Parodies -> "The Day Bungholio Addressed The School Board"

Original Song Title:

"Me And Julio Down By The School Yard"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Paul Simon

Parody Song Title:

"The Day Bungholio Addressed The School Board"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

A Banana-Rama song in his head, he was wishin' for graduation,
He just had to sound out, and began to shout, 'cause he wanted him a school vacation.
Heard him go heh-haw, it was a short guffaw,
What the school board saw, was Beavis gettin' raw.
He pulled his pants down, and showed them his round,
A dull knife could cut the tension,
The principal dude, said "that was real crude,"
"I'm givin' you about a year of detention."
He said "no way, there ain't no way I'm goin',"
"You dudes are gay, cornholio slime in your underwear."

"You dudes are wussies, go spank your bologna."
The day Bungholio addressed the school board,
The day Bungholio addressed the school board.

But then to their dismay, saw a yellowish spray,
'Cause our boy had to take a leak.
In an elliptical spray he blew the school board away,
He is one bodacious whiz freak.
He said "no way, there ain't no way I'm goin',"
"You dudes are gay, cornholio slime in your underwear."

"You dudes are wussies, go spank your bologna."
The day Bungholio addressed the school board,
The day Bungholio addressed the school board.
The day Bungholio addressed the school board.

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Pacing: 4.0
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Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 8

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Adagio - December 22, 2003 - Report this comment
eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww!! Good job! 5's
Rick D - December 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Just played this song yesterday. Now I can never play it again. Thanks. (Actually, pretty funny)
Johnny D - December 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Ewwwww !!! 5's just to keep that guy away from MY school board!
Mari D - December 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Maybe what Bungholio did was "what the mamma saw" that was against the law! While reading this, I alternated between being grossed out and laughing! Never seen "eliptical" in a parody before, especially one on this topic!
Paul Robinson - December 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Guy, I second Adagio's "eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww!! " and Johnny D's "Ewwwww", and then I raise you a " eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww!! Ewwwww!". Then I give "E-U" a " 5" across because while grosser than most it was on time and pace, though I won't say "in your face" due to the subject matter. Funny.
Guy - December 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Mari - I had to put myself in Beavis's place and say what he'd say. Glad you all liked it. It was meant for the funny bone. Thanks.

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