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Song Parodies -> "Fart Quakes Don't Become Her"
Original Song Title:
"Heartaches By The Number"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Guy Mitchell
Parody Song Title:
"Fart Quakes Don't Become Her"
Parody Written by:
Guy DiRito
The Lyrics
Fart quakes don't become her, trickles through her drawers,
It's this constant flatulence that no one can ignore.
Yes all these fart quakes don't become her, she's always breaking wind,
And these gas attacks keep mountin', comin' out of her rear end.
Fart quake number one, she only left three,
I've never felt the ground shake quite that way.
And fart quake number two was when we called next of kin,
Aftershocks went on for half a day.
Yes that's why
Fart quakes don't become her, trickles through her drawers,
It's this constant flatulence that no one can ignore.
Yes all these fart quakes don't become her, she's always breaking wind,
And these gas attacks keep mountin', comin' out of her rear end.
Fart quake number three showed us no mercy,
And downtown we saw all the buildings sway.
The Richter chart translated it to an eight point four,
The rescue teams will dig us out I pray.
Yes that's why
Fart quakes don't become her, trickles through her drawers,
It's this constant flatulence that no one can ignore.
Yes all these fart quakes don't become her, she's always breaking wind,
And these gas attacks keep mountin', comin' out of her rear end.
It's this constant flatulence that no one can ignore.
Yes all these fart quakes don't become her, she's always breaking wind,
And these gas attacks keep mountin', comin' out of her rear end.
Fart quake number one, she only left three,
I've never felt the ground shake quite that way.
And fart quake number two was when we called next of kin,
Aftershocks went on for half a day.
Yes that's why
Fart quakes don't become her, trickles through her drawers,
It's this constant flatulence that no one can ignore.
Yes all these fart quakes don't become her, she's always breaking wind,
And these gas attacks keep mountin', comin' out of her rear end.
Fart quake number three showed us no mercy,
And downtown we saw all the buildings sway.
The Richter chart translated it to an eight point four,
The rescue teams will dig us out I pray.
Yes that's why
Fart quakes don't become her, trickles through her drawers,
It's this constant flatulence that no one can ignore.
Yes all these fart quakes don't become her, she's always breaking wind,
And these gas attacks keep mountin', comin' out of her rear end.
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The original song by this artist is from 1960. Lot's of artists have done it. Just in case you've never heard it the following link has a sample of the recording:
http://uk.towerrecords.com/product.aspx?pfid=1709189&urlid=13750b3d091a5fa3bf
http://uk.towerrecords.com/product.aspx?pfid=1709189&urlid=13750b3d091a5fa3bf
This is really good, Guy! 5's
Gas so hit when she so farted
Such a rip the sea was parted
Such a rip the sea was parted
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