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Song Parodies -> "Sisters' Underwear"

Original Song Title:

"Sister Golden Hair"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

America

Parody Song Title:

"Sisters' Underwear"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Ah yes, good old fashioned Catholic guilt. '

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Well I went to church last Sunday,
And to Father I confessed,
I did fret at such the display,
Seeing cloistered nuns half dressed.
Dressed in teddies and in halters,
What of St. Marie and shrines?
Are they skimpin' where the cloth meets the behind?

I just peeped along my route to,
Bringing Father's Mass supplies,
And I have not one devout clue,
What I'd seen with my own eyes.
Couldn't be no more despondent,
Will my sin do to me blind?
And it really seems this scene has blown my mind.
'
Well, it beats me like a riddle,
How offbeat their clothes compare,
How they dress fit as a fiddle,
But wear fluff for underwear.
'
So did I mistake it?
I don't find prayin',
Helps me forsake it.
'
Well it creeps me tingling, touts too,
Sisters' underwear surprise.
How I just could live without view,
Those of these give me a rise.
So, have I tread a step beyond that?
I wanna do two at a time.
So with thoughts unclean, I'm sinning in my mind.
'
It so heats me with one tittle,
So petite this underwear.
Now will satan play his fiddle,
'Cause I spied on nuns half bare?
'
Why did I partake it?
In my mind's prayin',
God trust I shake it.
'
Do wah a do wah
a do wah a do wah
a do wah a do wah
a do wah a do wah wah wah
'
Do wah a do wah
a do wah a do wah
a do wah a do wah
a do wah a do wah wah wah

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Patrick - July 01, 2010 - Report this comment
Revealing Sister Mary Victoria's secret.
Mark Scotti - July 01, 2010 - Report this comment
Nun should be seeing that!! LOL So that's where the Victoria Secret's "WINGS" are based from...LOL again!
AFW - July 01, 2010 - Report this comment
Sounds like it was worth a little bout in the confession booth...A tease to please, for sure..I liked the way you told just enough, but not all..
Sister Chastitty Commanda - July 01, 2010 - Report this comment
I'm not in the habit of commenting on secular hymns, however, in this case I've made an exception--for you see, YOU HAD ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING MY FRICKIN' UNDERVESTMENTS OFF!
Father Guido Sarducci - July 01, 2010 - Report this comment
Hey Gaetano, where canna I finda this a church? I'd a like a to do some a bit a inVESTMENTs. This a beats a the bingo alla way to a the confessional. Unda da See we get a to look unda and see.
Sister Mary Elephant - July 01, 2010 - Report this comment
Now class class CLASS! This has class...
Father Testudines Chelonia - July 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Are you going to mention the writing of this song in confessional this week?
Father Chelonia (cont.) - July 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Hey, who shut off the microphone? .... cut off rest of comment, to-wit(ty): Mis-guessed the title again -- d'oh, me - was expecting you to be trying on your sister's underwear, which would be another cool switch on TOS. Now say 555 Hail Marys for this sin-fully funny song, and I don't mean 60-yard passes of a pigskin.
Guy - July 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Mark - I always wondered about those wings. LOL - Thanks.

Farce - Bliss me Father, er I mean bless. Thanks buddy.

Sister Chastitty - Sorry I missed it - the ones I saw were somewhat covered. Thanks. =;-)

Father Guido - Why you dog, you. Stick to the bingo please.

Sister Elephant - Instant classic? Thanks.

Father Testudines Chelonia - Yes Father, I shell confess at the earliest possible time. And no I can't do one on wearing a female sibling's underwear since Alvin Rhodes has made that distinction already. I will not even attempt to steal his thunder.
Old Man Ribber - July 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Not the best "habit" to get into, is it? Immorally good, Guy! ;D
Guy - July 02, 2010 - Report this comment
OMR - What once were vices have now become habits. I fear that our parody character will no longer be able to recover from a bad case of the "peeps". Thanks.

Whoever or whatever your higher power is please pray for our wayward character.
Bilbopooh - July 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Perhaps, a la "Sister Act", they were lounge singers in disguise... :-P
Guy - July 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Bil. - I think it is more like "sisters acting up". II write this stuff mainly because I'm a recovering Catholic. I've done a few Catholic prodies. The portfolio is still a work in progress. Thanks for the comment. I try to keep them light and humorous so I don't step on too many toes. They need to be SNL funny to be efective.
Agrimorfee - September 30, 2010 - Report this comment
555 Hail Marys and the Pater Noster you heathen.
Christie Marie M - October 05, 2010 - Report this comment
(ABC S/T) Nice to read this satire! Great work, Guy! You sure have great taste when it comes to 60's/70's rock! Gotta be careful not to sing this type of song in the Philippines, or I'm headed for deep trouble! But I'm not in the Philippines, so I can say it's sinfully funny! Blessing and baptizing you with 5's!
Mark Scotti - October 06, 2010 - Report this comment
(ABC) One of my favs, done to one of my fav America songs!!
Below Average Dave - October 10, 2010 - Report this comment
How did you do that little symbol between the stanzas? I thought I had a bunch of nats on my screen-awesome. . .good parody of one of those songs that its hard to hate.
Abbott Skelding - October 11, 2010 - Report this comment
ABC (ST): Never heard the original song before, but this was an excellent parody about peeping toms. Great work!
Matthias - October 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Great job here Guy you perv. You're into some kinky stuff.
Guy@BAD - October 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Dave - I was totally unaware of that symbol being on my parody when I entered it and I am clueless on how it got there. I did manage to find out what it seems to be. It is a single quote mark. I scanned for it by doing first a search on the back single quote mark that is below the tilda in the upper right corner of the keyboard - nada. Then I scanned for the single quote mark that is under the double quote on the keyboard and it matched the search.

On most things a search can be conducted by simply pressing the CTRL key simultaneously with the letter "F". You get a popup screen that allows for search criteria to be entered and it will search up and down the text of most documents depending on whether you select "previous" or "next"..

I didn't search for it in the "alt keypad" range of characters since I found it on the keyboard, but if you want an additional 256 characters that you can enter this site will map all of the alt keypad characters. Use the link below to get all the values for the alt keypad characters

http://fsymbols.com/keypad

To use this feature simply look up the number of the symbol you want to use and make sure that your num lock is on. Then press the "ALT" key and without realeasing it type in the four digit code. When finished remove pressure from the "ALT" key and the character that belongs to the number you entered will appear in your text. NOTE - only the numbers on the right side of the keyboard will work for this. The numeric character set at the top of the keyboard will not work. Thus the term ALT Keypad.
bobpiecheese - October 15, 2010 - Report this comment
(ABC5) Maybe it was the antiquated grammar, but I had a hard time figuring out what the supposed "sin" was. Maybe that was the point, playing off Christians who kinda take the whole sinning thing a little bit too far. Who knows? Still worth a 555 for the very well done writing and pacing.
Andria - October 18, 2010 - Report this comment
(ABC S & T) Can't believe I didn't comment on this before... I can't imagine looking at anyone else's panties but my own, unless they're still packaged or are at Victoria's Secret. Still very good. Have some fives.
Christie Marie M - January 11, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC Tournament) Sinfully sexy!
LilCatLicker - January 12, 2011 - Report this comment
SirGuy, somehow this one simply got past me ? ? ? You know how much I love those CatLicker parodies . . . Now can we have one where MonSigneur wears his Chaps ? ?
DJ Blaze - January 23, 2011 - Report this comment
I'm so glad I'm not catholic... very clever title sub. 555

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