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Song Parodies -> "Now Hillary Must Wait, She's Canned"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Henry The VIII, I Am"

Original Performer:

Herman's Hermits

Parody Song Title:

"Now Hillary Must Wait, She's Canned"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

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Poor Hillary must wait, she's canned,
Hillary must wait she's canned and slammed.
She got buried by a kid who out scored,
Bill's been caught seven times with whores.
It's just no fun if you're Hillary (Hillary)
There will not be a "Willy" as first man (No can)
"Helped" by mate, her man, was Hillary,
Hillary '08 is canned.

Second purse won't quench her thirst

So or-ner-y, Obama man.
Hillary as mate, no ma'm, he canned.
States she carried, in the wind blow - no more.
Moe like Larry, Biden, Joe next four?
Made Billy one brand new enemy, (Enemy)
Best watch out now, cause Willy's wife they canned (They canned)
No VP, he canned old Hillary,
Hillary '08 got slammed.

------ lead guitar ------

So, Hillary must wait again,
Hillary must wait, again, again.
Will they carry on and veto the floor?
Some odds varied seven times to four.
And John McCain's over seventy, (Seventy)
Still shouldn’t let ol' Willy lend a hand. (A hand)
Now, again she'll wait, poor Hillary,
Hillary '08 no can.

G-O-P V-P?
Could I be? (G-O-P?)
G-O-P (For VP?)
Head of 50 States command, demand!
Head of 50 states demand!

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 14

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alvin - August 25, 2008 - Report this comment
my fave of the day and one of the best politically themed parodies to come down the pike this year...i sang along
SwingVo - August 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Guy, this should be routed to the Convention, someway ?? There's still a lot of talk about her in NorCAL, right now ! She's one "Scorp26er" who I wouldn't mind to see getting zapped !!
AFW - August 25, 2008 - Report this comment
This is over the Hill, Guy...fine job
PMS - August 25, 2008 - Report this comment
MasonR - August 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Lots of LOL lines here! Great job!
Peregrin - August 26, 2008 - Report this comment
It worked well Guy!
Steve K - August 26, 2008 - Report this comment
I see "Willy" fit right in there.
Meriadoc - August 26, 2008 - Report this comment
The country is no longer ripe for Hillaryness. Yeeeaaa!
adagio - August 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Cute and funny, Guy! 5's
Chris Wolvie - August 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Robert Lund & spaff had a song called "Hillary '08, I Am"...nice little unofficial follow-up to that song. :) I give on to thee 5 DNC delegates...out of 5s!
Guy - August 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Chris - it is actually a follow-up to this: On June 9, 2003, I wrote "Hillary The Great" at this amiright link:

I have not had the pleasure to indulge myself into Spaff's Hillary parody. I did not even know that it may exist until I read this comment. I did a search on amiright and could not find his name attached to any parody with a Henry the 8TH OS. I am most likely to be the first do Hillary to Henry on this site. And thanks for the boost. But I have little use for DNC delegates. I can't feed the people I have here now. Can't use them for work since I do all the delegation at my house and delegations seems to be all that any of them can do. I could use three dead cats better.
Michael Pacholek - September 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Hillary was doomed for not saying one simple thing: "I was for the war. I was wrong." If she'd said that, we'd have a Clinton-Obama ticket. And, most likely, a McCain-(Masculine Religious Nut Instead of Palin) ticket.

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