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Song Parodies -> "Killing Him Softly WIth His Saw"

Original Song Title:

"Killing Me Softly With His Song"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Roberta Flack

Parody Song Title:

"Killing Him Softly WIth His Saw"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

From the Simpson's episode last evening, 2/22/04. Homer tries Battle Bots only he is inside the battling robot.
Numbing sharp pain in his fingers,
Battling bots, he rides herd.
Killing him softly with his saw,
Killing him softly with his saw,
Risking his whole life 'gainst some nerds,
Killing him softly with his saw.

Homer can bang them along,
That mallet swinging wild,
But then that saw it cut him,
And got him really riled,
And there he was his young boy,
No stranger to his eyes.

Numbing sharp pain in his fingers,
Sawing his arm, he is hurt.
Killing him softly with his saw,
Killing him softly with his saw,
Risking his whole life a death flirt,
Killing him softly with his saw.

That robot swung a cleaver,
He's harrassed but still proud.
But now he's fighting better,
"I'll vanquish you" he vowed.
It seemed for sure he's finished,
But he just kept right on.

Numbing sharp pain in his fingers,
Battling bots, he rides herd.
Killing him softly with his saw,
Killing him softly with his saw,
Risking his whole life 'gainst some nerds,
Killing him softly with his saw.

Now up against 'Chop Suey',
A one sided affair.
That robot fixed him, ooh wee,
He never had a prayer,
And he just kept on swinging,
'Til Homer did withdraw.

Numbing sharp pain in his fingers,
Sawing his arm, he is hurt.
Killing him softly with his saw,
Killing him softly with his saw,
Risking his whole life a death flirt,
Killing him softly with his saw.

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Pacing: 4.0
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Total Votes: 5

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Jack Wilson - February 23, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jack Wilson - February 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh and also, great parody 5's! I saw this ep too
Paul Wooten - February 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Didn't see the show, but the visual is vivid enough not to need it . LMFAO! Great song to contrast the parody.HIGH 5's
Adagio - February 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job! 5's
Johnny D - February 23, 2004 - Report this comment
D'oh! 5's
Birgitta - February 23, 2004 - Report this comment
GJ Guy. (Didn't see this one either,but still funny.)
alvin rhodes - February 23, 2004 - Report this comment
didn't see that episode, but i'm a fan of battlebots and the pacing was good
Diva - February 23, 2004 - Report this comment
5 Homers!
James L - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment
another simpsons parody. I like it all fives

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