I just think they're really all whacked out in law school
It's no wonder lawyers have the gall
There's no lack of stupid cases that they haven't done
Line 'em up and shoot 'em at the wall

Chromosomes
They give us those nice bright fellers
Then damage their genes real bummers
Makes them think all the world's on court for a day, yeah
I got a ball peen hammer
Let's make 'em take a polygraph
So scholars don't blow their chromosomes away

There's a driver's license case in Florida, what a tingle
The plaintiff's face a camera cannot sight
If you want to see her face, use imagination
Without her veil she must be such a sight

Chromosomes
They give us those nice bright fellers
Then damage their genes real bummers
Makes them think all the world's on court for a day, yeah
I got a ball peen hammer
Let's make 'em take a polygraph
So scholars don't blow their chromosomes away

Please don't blow their chromosomes away
Please don't blow their chromosomes away
Please don't blow their chromosomes away


Please don't blow their chromosomes
Please don't blow their chromosomes
Please don't blow their chromosomes away


Please don't blow their chromosomes
Make them think like twilight zone
Please don't blow their chromosomes away

Please don't blow their chromosomes
Uhm uhm!
Please don't blow their chromosomes away
No Way