Labels chic, cost is blist'ring.
They're insane, some are fist'ring.
A duty-full rite,
Unhappy they fight.
Sticking to the winter spending plan.

Gone away, no more Wii's®; Burned,
Let them lay, toys Chinese burned.
Just carry a prong,
To fight off the throng.
Sticking to the winter spending plan.

In the ghetto where they sell their snow man,
Apprehend them cops if they are found.
Cops play Dirty Harry,
On the blow-man.
Adds in-come to the job,
They head downtown.

Later on much acquired,
Have to put off retire.
A shopping crusade,
It'll take a dec-ade.
Payin' off my winter spending plan.

In the ghetto I become the snow-man,
'Fore the lenders start to jerk us 'round.
I'll get lots of funds sell this here blow man,
I can get these Christmas bills knocked down.

Sellin' snow, made a killing,
Up their nose, people filling.
Snow-holics will pay, like shop-n-go, Hey!
Make yourself a winter spending plan.