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Song Parodies -> "Imbibed Quite High"

Original Song Title:

"The Tide Is High"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Blondie

Parody Song Title:

"Imbibed Quite High"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

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Imbibed quite high, can I hold it down?.
I've gotta wee, a number one.
I'm not the kind to hurl or chuck up, bust a splat,
Oh no-o-o-oh!

It's all the drinks I do, corn squeeze and Old Grand Dad
Rot gut and mountain dew, and drinks like rye whisky.

I shot down nine pink squirrels, two gimlets just like that,
Oh whoa-oh-oh-oh!

I'm fried so high and I'm rolling on,
I wanna be more numb than numb,
Numb more numbed.

Have a whirl "Juan Q" tequila brand,
How I take my cheer, when will I learn?

This sauce will blind for sure, you'll bite the dust quite flat.
Oh, whoa-o-o-oh!

I'm high and tight and I'm wholly gone,
Bar-tend give me a double rum.
Double rum, rum, more rum.

------ Instrumental ------

Everclear junk juice, I'm in the can,
How I hate light beer, 'cause there's no burn.

I'm of a mind to hurl; I'll give up one big splat-at.
Oh no-o-o-oh!

Imbibed quite high, it's a golden dawn,
I'm ready for to slumber numb.
Slumber some, slumber numb.

I'm fried quite high; I'm so holy bombed,
I'm gonna need to slumber some.
Imbibed, I'm quite and I'm screwed beyond,
I'm gonna sleep like a lumbered log.
I'm tight so high...

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Stan Hall - November 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Love a good spree spoof. 555 shots of bathtub gin for this one. (But speaking of benders, shamelessly--or shamefuly ?--tooting (ha, ha, he said "toot") my own horn, one of my early amiright submissions also was similarly themed: LoveMeTender_LostWeekender. :-)
alvin - November 17, 2008 - Report this comment
intoxicating....you could even say "blond drunk"
LadyCupCakes - November 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Guy, ~Lord 0'Drinkin'Parody~, this is a fun drinking song, Sir ! PS: in Tuscany they have the Best Beer ever! . . . Smoooth going down, Sir ! No bitter bite!
AFW - November 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Love those drinking parodies..555
John Jenkins - November 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Very good substitutions, particularly "wholly gone."
Christie Marie M - November 17, 2008 - Report this comment
I'm drunk enough singing this song! But I don't care. I enjoyed it a whole lot. Every summer, my bro throws a beer-becue party and served a bunch of vodka, gin and tonic, Black Haus, Hypnotiq, Mike's Hard Lemonade, and Samuel Adams. My fave liquor to drink is Bailey's Irish Cream and I also had a Margarita at a party once. Very well written parody, Guy! Keep it up. 555.
adagio - November 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Fortunately, I knew this OS. I had one semi-bender...tell you about it sometime. : )

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