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Song Parodies -> "Freeze Dried"

Original Song Title:

"Free Ride"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Edgar Winter Group

Parody Song Title:

"Freeze Dried"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics


Lets mount up and ride,
Come Sally and Joe.
Now we're excused,
To Subway® we'll go.
The choice is clear.
They'll give you a sand
A which with mayo,
On honest brand.

So...

Come on! We won't take freeze dried (freeze dried)
Come on! with great chips on the side,
Come on and take a fresh ride.

K-F C® got country,
No broiled or flamed.
No bodies thining,
The pounds you will gain.
Best start eatin' better,
Glut-to-ny's a sin.
Get smaller your ass sir,
And lose you some chins.

So..

Come on! We won't take freeze dried (freeze dried)
Come on! with great chips on the side,
Come on! No KFC® fried.

Yeah, yeah, yeah

[Instrumental Interlude]

Freeze dried!

Come on! They don't do freeze dried,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come on! They don't do freeze dried,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come on! They don't do freeze dried,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come on! They don't do freeze dried,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

(Fade on back to work)

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Rick C - November 27, 2007 - Report this comment
How 'bout these fives for your freeze dried? 555
John Barry - November 27, 2007 - Report this comment
A hot parody.
alvin - November 27, 2007 - Report this comment
i couldn't agree more
Ann Hammond - November 27, 2007 - Report this comment
like it
MrMacphisto - November 27, 2007 - Report this comment
I love the original, and great job on the parody...
Dee Range - November 27, 2007 - Report this comment
"Lose you some chins" made me lol. And like you, I don't eat at Kentucky Fried Rat...er, Chicken. Subway should use this in their nexxt commercial.
John Jenkins - November 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Clever parody, particularly the "freeze dried/on the side/KFC fried" verse.

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