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Song Parodies -> "Spamming's Verboten"

Original Song Title:

"Morning Has Broken"

Original Performer:

Cat Stevens

Parody Song Title:

"Spamming's Verboten"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

If you spam the comments, then this is for you.
Spamming's verboten, 'cause it's so boring,
Chucky has spoken, gave him the bird.
Your IP pinging, site is just snoring,
Other sites zinging, get out our world.

Talking to the wall, advice was given,
Watched the first few scrawl, thought it would pass.
Total repeatness, oh, such a hard-on,
Wish you'd repeat less, find you some class.

Songs that you did write, are really boring,
Why'd you pick our site, to come and play?
Play your play station, get better scoring,
Our recreation all spammed away.

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Pacing: 4.1
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Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 9

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Jack Wilson - March 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job, Guy! 5's!
Rick D - March 07, 2004 - Report this comment
You know I don't approve of "in site" parodies, but I'm gonna remember this one and link it to whoever else leaves me spam. Well spoken.
Adagio - March 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Amen, Guy! 5's
Guy - March 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick - It is possible that the site crankiness that was experienced after 9:00PM last night was the direct result of the spam attack that we experienced in the early part of Saturday. I still managed to get this song posted through that crankiness. It only took about a half hour and three tries to get it in. I see CG has posted a few places that we should report spam immediately by clicking "report inappropriate comments" and simply saying "delete". He has automated a feature to kill the spam. I tried to get this spammer to listen to reason late Friday night by inviting him to join our parody tournament but he ignored it and kept right on spamming.

Seems he took me up on the request just earlier today when he posted a request on that thread to participate. Claude had a most appropriate response to that request.

So writers and readers report the spam when you see it and help keep our site well tuned. The 'twit' as Chucky refers to him most likely ate up site resources causing logs to fill and thus jacked the site to a crawl.

Also thanks Pat and Jack for votes and comments.
Annoyed - March 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Chris, you must go bye bye now. Good riddance.
Paul Robinson - March 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy, Very well put. CHRIS --Say goodnight, now. Bye-Bye...OH, hey, get some help, too, because if what you did on this site is your definition of "being nice" then I wonder what you are like when you are being an a**hole. From reading the nonsense rant above it's clear something is wrong in your brain. It's also quite clear you only craved attention for you and didn't really care about anyone else's work, then had a major Spamming tantrum when folks started to relate their displeasure at your antics. We've got pre-teenage people on this site with better self-control. Hope we can take you at your word that you are gone.
Angry, Write Mail - March 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Gosh, do you think we hurt the poor guy's feelings? That would be just awf...awf...ahahahahahaha!!!! Yippppeeeeeee!!! But seriously, so far this year we've had Gary Main (remember how we thought HE was the devil-incarnate? Next came Adam Moses and the DB Controversy. Now its Chri$ . . . Well, get pissed, Chri$. You gotta do better than "Spam and lousy odes to Shania Twain". Come on, who's next? We need a REAL monkey.
Concerned Amiwriter - March 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Um, Angry N*****, comments and screen names like yours also help to ruin this site...and to everyone else, yes, Chris was an as...tronomical jerk, but you could turn the heat down a bit and address his stupidity with humor instead of rancor, as Guy has just done, and I have done in the comments (now deleted) of another parody under another name. Just my opinion.
Mari D - March 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Well done! It's a no-brainer as to who gave you ones, Guy. This whole soap opera reminds me of something... "...egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam..."
Adagio - March 07, 2004 - Report this comment
I enjoyed reading the comments again, they say what I would have said. Paul, how did you know that's what I was thinking about when Chris said that 'I tried to be as nice as ever', I was thinking the same does he act when he thinks he's being a jerk? LOL
Diva - March 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job, Guy! I think we all agree that, comment and parody spamming should not be tolerated here! =)
Paul Wooten - March 07, 2004 - Report this comment
I also could not log on last nite because of the spam. Well put guy, maybe he/she?, will stay gone.
Eilleen - March 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah, full agreement from me guys. I mean I love Shania Twain as much as the next person, but this guy is ludiCHRIS (get it?), I mean to spam a website like that is pretty lame. Did he actually think it was going to increase the votes for his parody? Maybe he did get attention, but it was negitive attention. And Chri$, or Chris (whatever), I have written a parody ironically enough of a Shania Twain song called "Don't Be Stupid" and would like to dedicate it just to you: Don't use "spam", or you'll be banned Don't advertise, we don't give a damn Don't you come back, "rightiam" Don't be a "christopher"...oh, oh, no... We're all pissed at you Hope Chucky banned you Spammin' days are finally through Don't be spammin', you know we hate you
Johnny D - March 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Good work, Guy. 5's
Peregrin - March 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job Guy. There is not much more to be said that hasn't been said above, except to agree with "Concerned Amiwriter" that the comments the preceeded theirs are hardly likely to help things either.
Angry, Write Mail - March 07, 2004 - Report this comment
I for one don't appreciate "Angry, N" copying my moniker. If you're going to be an ass - the least you could do is come up with your own name. I usually am not angry as my pen name might imply - but it is a way to express myself in topics that are a little too hot, without getting retaliation at the voting booth.
The Stalker - March 07, 2004 - Report this comment
I know who you are.....and worst of all....i know what you did last summer....
Paul Robinson - March 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Adagio, Ahhh...another case of "two thoughts with but a single mind"...his rant was SO schizoid! Said he was "trying to be nice" while blathering on in what obviously was not a "nice" way. He knocked Guy and then in almost the next sentence he thanked him. So I'm not going to spend any time trying to play amateur shrink with this fellow anymore...Got my own issues if I want to do that type of thing...(LOL back-to-ya').
alvin rhodes - March 07, 2004 - Report this comment
good parody....and pertinent...5s
chris - March 07, 2004 - Report this comment
hi, my name's chris, and im a spammer. im a worthless retard that has nothing better to do with his life but sit infront of a computer screen and cut and paste (kinda like what a 7 year old does). all my parodies suck, so i get jealous and spam everyone. ohhh and before i forget, come check out my parody! come to my parody. come to my website! your parody guy, isn't apparently good enough to recieve a comment or a vote from me.....but i want you to come comment and vote for my parody. and next week, i'm going to go get a sex change.
Happy, Right Female - March 07, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL!!! Great job Guy!!! Luv it! Excellent work.
hmmm - March 07, 2004 - Report this comment
To I Hate Spam... those are just old recycled jokes, except you're using "Spammers" instead of some other race/ethic group/nationality to pick on. I don't like spam either, but that's just dumb.
David Chrenko - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment
On reading Angry, W.M.'s comments, has it occurred to anyone else that Gary Main, Adam Moses, and Chris may all be the same person? It worked for Sybil. Took a while but I finally got around to your parody, Guy - it's a goodun. I've only been here for about four months, but am amazed at the strange little creatures who seem to find this website. Slammy Spammy Fives!
Paul Robinson - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment
David C - Interesting theory, but I don't think so. Gary was kinda bratty, pushy and self-satisfied, but not any worse than that, really. If you didn't bite and respond to him I don't think he pursued you (at least he never did it with me). Adam I don't think is all THAT bad, really, he just had a major lapse in taste that pushed a lot of people's button's...I think he's still around the site and deserves the benefit of the doubt overall. Chris, however, seemed to have a special knack for putting people off in mass quantities and an amazingly indifferent attitude to how bothersome and inconvenient his behavior was that sets him well apart as far as I'm concerned. OH...Hey, your name reminds me; David C., I just heard that ANOTHER David C (as in Crosby) just got himself BUSTED once again for Pot & Guns, this time in NY City. Anyway, I wrote up a quick parody and it should be up in tomorrow's entries. I probably shouldn't use this thread to mention it but I'm going to bed shortly and I thought I'd share it with you, if you are still up. Later...
David Chrenko - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Paul - No I don't think so either, and actually, aside from his once or twice having a case of the DBs, Adam Moses is improving as a parody writer, and yes, we should just let it lay. I can imagine why he's frustrated, and hope that everyone will welcome his latest efforts, which for the most part are really quite good.
adam moses - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment
yes, me and chris ARE the same person. this is not a's the living truth. yes, we may seem very different...but we all have one just leave me alone
Diva - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment
I could be TJ -Static & Christian. The Spinldlers
Angry N - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment
The truth will set u free
Polio - March 09, 2004 - Report this comment
OMG Guy, you're parody writing has been terrible as of late. Get some new topics man, otherwise...i'll blackmail

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