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Song Parodies -> "Spam In My Email"

Original Song Title:

"A Whiter Shade of Pale"

Original Performer:

Procol Harem

Parody Song Title:

"Spam In My Email"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

We strip, you get a peep show.
Turn smart deals and much more.
Your pet dealing with fleas and ticks?
As the spam begins to soar.

This room comes with a partner.
Fix your ceiling new today.
Are your cartridges real low on ink?
Make popups go away.

Find no annoyance greater,
Will these fillers ever fail.
That my space is first and mostly,
Turnin' spam in my email.

(organ solo)

There seems to be no reason.
It's uncouth as it can be.
But I wondered if my spamming guards,
Were takin on a fee.

They're just routine nested vermin,
Who come streamin in like ghosts.
And with all my files open,
Really wish that they were closed.

Find no annoyance greater,
Will these fillers ever fail.
That my space is first and mostly,
Turnin' spam in my email.

(organ solo)

Find no annoyance greater,
Will these fillers ever fail.
That my space is first and mostly,
Turnin' spam in my email.

Find no annoyance greater,
Will these fillers ever fail.
That my space is first and mostly,
Turnin' spam in my email.

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Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 6

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Meriadoc - August 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Guy, you never cease to amaze me! 5-5-5.
Pat - August 11, 2003 - Report this comment
This was a really good one, Guy 5's :)
Phil Alexander - August 11, 2003 - Report this comment
"They're just routine nested vermin" - very good :-)
Guy DiRito - August 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Thank you Phil - Thought of you when I put this in, er not that you are this, but ITs appreciate stuff like this. Glad you enjoyed!
Peregrin - August 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job Guy
Mikey F - August 19, 2003 - Report this comment
good job, Guy...you left out two verses, but Im not gonna hold it against you because those two verses were edited out of the song for am radio play...and arent in the song that most people know...but good job, and something I shouldve thought of...but didnt...
Guy DiRito - August 19, 2003 - Report this comment
I did not know that and this was (is) one of my favorite songs. Are those lyrics on the internet anywhere handy? I'd like to see them. And thanks to all for your votes and comments.
Mikey F - August 20, 2003 - Report this comment
hmm, I believe that www.sing365.com's version has the full lyrics.
Paul Robinson - March 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy, haven't voted on this one yet, generally know the song but long time since I've heard it. I don't think those 2 verses should be held against you in this case, you were parodying the version you were familiar with to your knowledge that was the complete song. Oh, wait, I just re-read Mikey's 1st note. HE already SAID the same thing. God, I feel like Emily LIttella here, "Oh...Well then never mind"
bodoque - April 06, 2006 - Report this comment
is really cool

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