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Song Parodies -> "High School Senior (In A Prom Dress)"

Original Song Title:

"Long Cool Woman (In A Black Dress)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Hollies

Parody Song Title:

"High School Senior (In A Prom Dress)"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Ever wonder how those prom nights go that you hear about from time to time when two guys or two girls go to a prom as each other's dates? Here is this parody writers idea of such a night.
Saturday night in a prom gown,
Screamin' was this young gay guy.
Lookin' more like Barbie than Ken,
Laws of nature he'll defy.

Fruit-caking ruser full of gay pride,
And he's borrowing his sister's thong.
Trying to just show off his girly can,
But what's he gonna do 'bout his dong.

Some thing I can't describe makes him keep closed his thighs.
Hope his fix-ture don't start to rise.
He was a high school senior in a prom dress,
With that jive chime fruity fool drawl.
With just one look upon his gay-ness,
Knew that high school senior had some gall.

Sittin' there hosting at his table,
Was a soft talking big gay brat.
He clearly said I sure like your sable boy,
He was jellin' and he sure loved to chat.
And you could see this was no dry-run,
Not sittin' on his hotdog bun.
Dancin' on the floor he seemed able,
He was just hopin' for a full night of fun.
Well a he was a jumpin' to that rock band.

'Cause a he was a havin' some night,
And that gay brat boy just stared,
Then that's when he declared,
"I sure hope you'll be giving a night of sinful living,
You hot high school senior in a prom dress".
"This has been one beautiful ball".
With just one look upon his gay-ness,
Nailed that high school senior to the wall.
To the wall.

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Total Votes: 4

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Wild Man - November 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice work.
Billy Florio - November 09, 2003 - Report this comment
I didnt think the parody was about what it was about when I clicked on it....
Adagio - November 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Ever wonder? :D good job!! 5's
The Great Karlando - November 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Guy, you never cease to amaze me...this is just crazy. All 5's.
Smurf - November 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Fav line "With that jive chime fruity fool drawl." That about says it Guy- LOL !
Diva - November 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Good work !
Peregrin - November 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice one guy - they do this in your neck of the woods? ;-p

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