-> "Wisened Guys"
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Nitti's girls like old "No Money's" Shirley, 
Known to be mob whores with lust and style.
If ditch the clan,
They'll be had in a hurry.
They'll mess up all their face and be defiled.
Late at night the racket boss gets horny,
They best never turn and refuse, must play nice.
So they play the part and brings their love to
cronies, heffin' for the clan's black hands like guys called "Ice".
There's no sellin' they must not have 'counts receiving,
They're bump sport for old friends who come to town.
There's no way they ain't knowin' they ain't leaving.
They're bedded for competing interests bound.
They can ride just wisened guys,
Guys with guile dealin' death, demise.
They're taught just how to please wise guys.
They've chained away their pride to lionize.
On the upper side of town some noise need straight'ning,
Some wily guys with schemes and guns they deal.
Deprived their due, no rights participating,
'Cause the stake they deal they'll pay the price to deal.
Blood gushes from small arms,
They're mauled and leveled,
Their whistle blown, they're taken out in style,
With flair these goons could go out and whack the devil.
Put tools away and leaves them in a pile.
They got died by wizened guys,
It's their guile caused these men's demise.
Turf's mob's cash cow; no dealin' wise,
There ain't no way they'll slide on wizened guys.
Won't let up they'll pour on in some strong guns,
They'll tear up rival bars of rival guys,
Another fight, they're bringing out the long guns,
They're drawn to shade and bang on heads, these wise.
These gunners now sometimes they get some crazy,
To fink out one the boys would be a fool,
Rid and retired, their job's 'bout pushin' daisies,
They're too far gone; they've done this stuff since school.
Why oh why sometimes they will do some strange things,
They've set themselves up well, not carelessly.
They got money and their true wives don't engage things,
And they get their strange from girls they use for free.
You can't hide from wisened guys,
And their guile cause men's demise.
If caught they vow no deal these wise,
They got their ways and pride these wisened guys,
They live each day "inside" these wizened guys.
Money's how they ride these wisened guys...
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