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Song Parodies -> "Fairies Cast In Jersey"

Original Song Title:

"Ferry 'Cross The Mersey"

Original Performer:

Gerry and The Pacemakers

Parody Song Title:

"Fairies Cast In Jersey"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Life grows old gay after gay,
Tarts worn to the fray.

Those fairies cast in Jersey,
In that land with their sick love,
That's where they play.

Faggots they're plush and not rare,
Each wearing girl's underwear.

Those fairies cast in Jersey,
In that land with their sick love,
That's where they play.

Faggots abound on each corner,
They scream so vile and gay,
They don't care what your game is boy,
They'll try to turn you their way.

So they continue to prey,
Where their Gaydar is raised.

Those fairies cast in Jersey,
In that land with their sick love,
And queer they stay,
And queer they stay,
Queer they stay.

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Pat - July 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Funny message to that gently swaying music. but then...ahem...
Michael Pacholek - July 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Keep your fantasies to yourself, Guy. Or is that a typo?
Guy DiRito - July 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Not a chance Mike, you're not my "TYPE".
Gay Burrito - July 20, 2003 - Report this comment
The most severe homophobes are often those deepest in the closet.
Guy DiRito - July 20, 2003 - Report this comment
That would seem the safest place for them these days since all, yall are out here now.
meow79 - January 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Come on, dude! Do you know any gay men? You've got to realize that they're not interested in straight men...and they don't wear women's panties. Drag queens are like a whole different sub-set, and true transsexuals can't really be considered gay, since they don't believe they're really men. Just in case you feel like leveling some insult at my masculinity now, you should know that I'm a girl. You've got parody talent--take it in the right direction next time.
Mr Wright - January 24, 2004 - Report this comment
So I trust that your gender reassignment went well then?
Damn - December 28, 2004 - Report this comment
You really have issues, Guy. Serious issues...

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