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Song Parodies -> "Underwear"

Original Song Title:

"She's Not There"

Original Performer:

Zombies

Parody Song Title:

"Underwear"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Well, some are gold with a taper,
And some are wide.
While some so old that they grow fur,
Down on the under side.

And you can find some that are starry,
Look down below, hope you're not bare.
They just wrap around your behind there,
Underwear!

You can buy them from a Sears sales book,
But not at Lacks where they'll sell you a fine chair.
They cover up your tool, they can be dark or light,
They're underwear!

Some are thin and some thicker,
And some see through.
Put them on and don't bicker,
If they're not new.

Some got names on them like Laurie,
If they get lost in some guy's lair.
If she's ever trying to find her,
Underwear!

So, why should we care about the way they look,
How well they're backed or the color of the pair,
We don't talk out of school, we wear them out of sight,
Our underware!

[Instrumental Interlude]


And you can find some that are starry,
Look down below, hope you're not bare.
They just wrap around your behind there,
Underwear!

You can buy them from a Sears sales book,
But not at Lacks where they'll sell you a fine chair.
They cover up your tool, they can be dark or light,
They're underwear!

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Pacing: 3.7
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Overall Rating: 3.3

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Phil Alexander - November 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Must admit I was expecting the voyeuristic rather than the utilitarian... still, a good job, Guy.
Adagio - November 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Guess I don't know the Zombies...don't know this one either, but it reads good.
Diva - November 12, 2003 - Report this comment
I don't remember the original. Butt, I can tell you ladies care if they are dark or light! LOL!
The Great Karlando - November 12, 2003 - Report this comment
I only know the Santana version, but I assume it's close to the same. Good job.
Peregrin - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job Guy! Adagio? Diva? Karlando? Dunno the Zombies? OMG.....! ;-)
Adagio - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
It's a heck of a lot funnier with the music, which I just found. AND REMEMBER! :D 5's
Meriadoc - November 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Very funny one Guy! Now we need Malcolm to follow up with "She's Not Bare."

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