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Song Parodies -> "Simpson, J Homer"

Original Song Title:

"Crimson And Clover"

Original Performer:

Tommy James and The Shondells

Parody Song Title:

"Simpson, J Homer"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

He's a masterful "Doh"-er,
And his belly's all blubber,
Simpson, J Homer.
Ah, and he drinks Duff's tall boy foamers,
No one's IQ is lower,
Than our boy Homer.
Homer, oh Homer.

And his boss, such a mean thing,
Want's to own everything,
Greed is way worse than stealing.
Dim-some old Homer,
Never get's over.

Little Maggie's his flower,
She is really a lover.
Simpson J Homer.
Ah, and so his wife's quite a comber,
Her blue hair's quite a tower,
That's our boy Homer.
Homer, oh Homer.

Ah, his mind's such a meat thing,
Challenged by near everything,
But he's somehow appealing.
Simpson, J Homer,
Homer, oh Homer.

Simpson, J Homer, never gets over.
Simpson, J Homer, never gets over.
Simpson, J Homer, never gets over.
Simpson, J Homer, never gets over.

(Repeat to fade)

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Johnny D - October 31, 2003 - Report this comment
ROFLMAO !
Adagio - October 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Funny!!
Rick D - October 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Some people might read this and think it doesn't rhyme very well. Well, neither does the original. And yet somehow I never noticed until I wrote down the words one day. I fact, I think you added rhymes. If you havent seen it, check my "Barney Gumble" That had lousy rhymes too.
Guy - October 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Rick - Thanks for seeing this and pointing it out. I had my doubts about writing it this way but parody does mimic the original so I went with this version. Thanks all who comment and vote. Much appreciated.
Claude Prez - October 31, 2003 - Report this comment
D'oh! Maaarge, how come everyone else thinks of all the good ideas? Stoopid brain!
Wild Man - October 31, 2003 - Report this comment
FOX-y! I love it, Man.
Know 1 can hear you dream - November 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Our turn next?

Ernie and Groover´s free for all think tank Inc
Know 1 can hear you dream - November 01, 2003 - Report this comment
I know Monkey Mafia´s version of this song much better than I know Sesame Street, but I been picking up names etc through the AmiRight Awards thread, hence the previous comment.
Smurf - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Another fun one there Guy. Doh!
... - November 07, 2003 - Report this comment
This was excellent!
Guy - November 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks again - Ellipsis, Smurf, Know1, WM, Claude, Rick, Adagio and JD and everyone else that voted. I know who the Simpson's fans are now on the site.
Rick D - November 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Huge! Have the reference books.
The Nerd - June 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Excellent parody, Guy!

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