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Song Parodies -> "Simpson, J Homer"
Original Song Title:
"Crimson And Clover"
Original Performer:
Tommy James and The Shondells
Parody Song Title:
"Simpson, J Homer"
Parody Written by:
Guy DiRito
The Lyrics
He's a masterful "Doh"-er,
And his belly's all blubber,
Simpson, J Homer.
Ah, and he drinks Duff's tall boy foamers,
No one's IQ is lower,
Than our boy Homer.
Homer, oh Homer.
And his boss, such a mean thing,
Want's to own everything,
Greed is way worse than stealing.
Dim-some old Homer,
Never get's over.
Little Maggie's his flower,
She is really a lover.
Simpson J Homer.
Ah, and so his wife's quite a comber,
Her blue hair's quite a tower,
That's our boy Homer.
Homer, oh Homer.
Ah, his mind's such a meat thing,
Challenged by near everything,
But he's somehow appealing.
Simpson, J Homer,
Homer, oh Homer.
Simpson, J Homer, never gets over.
Simpson, J Homer, never gets over.
Simpson, J Homer, never gets over.
Simpson, J Homer, never gets over.
(Repeat to fade)
And his belly's all blubber,
Simpson, J Homer.
Ah, and he drinks Duff's tall boy foamers,
No one's IQ is lower,
Than our boy Homer.
Homer, oh Homer.
And his boss, such a mean thing,
Want's to own everything,
Greed is way worse than stealing.
Dim-some old Homer,
Never get's over.
Little Maggie's his flower,
She is really a lover.
Simpson J Homer.
Ah, and so his wife's quite a comber,
Her blue hair's quite a tower,
That's our boy Homer.
Homer, oh Homer.
Ah, his mind's such a meat thing,
Challenged by near everything,
But he's somehow appealing.
Simpson, J Homer,
Homer, oh Homer.
Simpson, J Homer, never gets over.
Simpson, J Homer, never gets over.
Simpson, J Homer, never gets over.
Simpson, J Homer, never gets over.
(Repeat to fade)
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ROFLMAO !
Funny!!
Some people might read this and think it doesn't rhyme very well. Well, neither does the original. And yet somehow I never noticed until I wrote down the words one day. I fact, I think you added rhymes. If you havent seen it, check my "Barney Gumble" That had lousy rhymes too.
Rick - Thanks for seeing this and pointing it out. I had my doubts about writing it this way but parody does mimic the original so I went with this version. Thanks all who comment and vote. Much appreciated.
D'oh! Maaarge, how come everyone else thinks of all the good ideas? Stoopid brain!
FOX-y! I love it, Man.
Our turn next?
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I know Monkey Mafia´s version of this song much better than I know Sesame Street, but I been picking up names etc through the AmiRight Awards thread, hence the previous comment.
Another fun one there Guy. Doh!
This was excellent!
Thanks again - Ellipsis, Smurf, Know1, WM, Claude, Rick, Adagio and JD and everyone else that voted. I know who the Simpson's fans are now on the site.
Huge! Have the reference books.
Excellent parody, Guy!
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