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Song Parodies -> "Choc'late Man"

Original Song Title:

"Rocket Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Choc'late Man"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

A snack to snag, a bite,
Seems right.
Zero bars, nine of 'em,
Sure hope the sugar high gets me through PM.

Can't miss my girth too much,
Choc'late's my life.
Yearn only for a taste,
It's such a mindless plight.

And I think there's gonna be a long, long line,
I'll rush down to the corner store to find,
I wish I had my stash right here at home,
Oh woe, woe, woe,
I'm a choc'late man.
Choc'late man burnin' out, abused and all alone.

And I think there's gonna be a long, long line,
I'll rush down to the corner store to find,
I wish I had my stash right here at home,
Oh woe, woe, woe,
I'm a choc'late man.
Choc'late man burnin' out, abused and all alone.

Mars ain't my kind of bar to give your kids,
It lacks that candy shell.
Choc'late in their hair don't phase them if they did.

Addictive science,
I don't understand.
I'm just a slob, my will is weak.

And I think there's gonna be a long, long line,
I'll rush down to the corner store to find,
I wish I had my stash right here at home,
Oh woe, woe, woe,
I'm a choc'late man.
Choc'late man burnin' out, abused and all alone.

And I think there's gonna be a long, long line,
I'll rush down to the corner store to find,
I wish I had my stash right here at home,
Oh woe, woe, woe,
I'm a choc'late man.
Choc'late man burnin' out, abused and all alone.

And I think there's gonna be a long, long line,
And I think there's gonna be a long, long line,
And I think there's gonna be a long, long line,
And I think there's gonna be a long, long line...

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Pacing: 4.6
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Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 18

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alvin rhodes - September 19, 2004 - Report this comment
love the way you got the "zero" and the "mars" in there...5s
Adagio - September 19, 2004 - Report this comment
mmm...chocolate...my favorite anything. Really good job on this, Guy. 5's
Green Bloodied Hound Dogs - September 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy, I Like This Parody, So Would Willy Wonka.
Johnny D - September 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Sweet! 5-5-5
MrMacphisto - September 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Sweet...
Paul Robinson - September 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, Guy, JD & Mac stole my comment...so I guess I'll just call this a tasty morsel...
Tim Hall - September 22, 2004 - Report this comment
A chocolate man would be very attractive to women. Excellent!

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