-> "Geography 101 Version II"
Original Song Title:
"Popeye The Sailor Man"
Original Performer:
Cartoon Theme Song
Parody Song Title:
"Geography 101 Version II"
The Lyrics
There's war in Afghanistan,
Osama's in Pakistan.
Imams in Iran,
And in some of the "Stans"
And Borat's from Kazakhstan.
When sockeye is in demand,
They're caught nigh Alaskan dam.
The prawn like it brinish,
Just can't beat the Finnish.
For walleye both fresh and canned.
Iraq has Fallujah,
Iran wants to nuke ya,
Bahrain gots its billionaires.
There used to be Prussians,
Just can't trust those Russians,
And Nineveh is nowhere.
Irish and Scottish have Mc's and Mac's,
Hands off Switzerland, war is banned.
From age old Moldavia,
To Saudi Arabia,
To down under New Zealand.
The crop died in Ireland,
They stopped by the New Found Land.
Potatoes were finished,
So here grew them spinach,
Why nothing grows in Greenland?
The Polskis and Ruskys have Skis and Skys,
One's "I" and one's "Y" it’s the plan.
Pirates from Somalia,
And Czech and Slovakia,
And fin'ly Tajikistan.
Geography 101,
Attila was boss of Hun.
Hong Kong once was British,
For those speaking Yiddish,
Which countries still speak this tongue?
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