-> "Vinnie Muscles Debts"
Original Song Title:
"Bennie And The Jets"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Vinnie Muscles Debts"
The Lyrics
Hey "Stitch", break this chooch's septum,
He's not right smitten "Our Thing".
Break a bone and maim his rectum.
We'll squeal, this ratted daft tonight,
Don't dick around.
He's gonna feel atomic bruising,
Sordid mauls and pounds.
He's handy and brawny; he'll redeem a bet,
He'll erase you out.
Vi-Vi-Vi-Vinnie muscles debts,
He's quite feared 'cause he's thunderful,
When Vinnie gets a really mean,
He gets the mob their loot, in a business suit,
He'll pump the lead out through a magazine,
Oh no, Vinnie's squares the debts.
Debts slid, thugs like Vinnie chases,
How they get reminded,
When Vinnie makes them faceless.
If they survive, better make themselves get gone.
It gets quite apparent, word hits the streets, he finds whose light don't last long.
Your fanny kiss gonie if you owe a debt,
Oh, how he'll faze you out.
Vi-Vi-Vi-Vinnie muscles debts,
And so he's geared to get funds fulfilled,
With Vinnie it's just bills he cleans.
He tracks electric loot, through timeshare routes,
And he'll get it from you bagged and clean.
Oh ho, Vi-vi Vinnie muscles debts.
He's handy with Omnis every lock unset,
Once he's cased them out.
Vi-Vi-Vi-Vinnie muscles debts,
Oh he's cashiered quite a bundle full.
Their money he will clearly clean.
Don't wear eccentric suits, don't give a hoot,
If you lost it in a slot machine.
Oh ho, Vi-vi Vinnie muscles debts.
Vinnie, Vinnie muscles debts
Vinnie, Vinnie, Vinnie, Vinnie, Vinnie muscles debts
Vinnie, Vinnie, Vinnie, Vinnie, Vinnie, Vinnie muscles debts
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