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Song Parodies -> "My Cat Is Unstable"

Original Song Title:

"Cat's In The Cradle"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Harry Chapin

Parody Song Title:

"My Cat Is Unstable"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Gave him catnip just the other day,
He got really wierd in an amusing way.
He had some mice to catch, it's time for play.
He couldn't walk, but he swims okay.
As for stalking, could not do it, he was so through,
I say, he has a-been just so had,
He had too much that kitty brew.

My cat is unstable, he's gone loony tunes,
He won't say 'me-ew' he is a total loon.
He's in the twilight zone bad, he's drunk off gin,
And now he's lost all his timin'.

He got turned around the other way,
Was lookin' for that ball that had rolled away.
He was tryin' to throw that ball the kitty way,
He bounced it out of view and stalked the prey.
As he stalked his prey to tear it limb from limb,
He turned and did a little spin, yeah.
He turned and did a little spin.

My cat is unstable, he's gone loony tunes,
He won't say 'me-ew' he is a total loon.
He's in the twilight zone bad, he's drunk off gin,
And now he's lost all his timin'.

He's got good cat knowlege, he knows how to play,
But when he's nippin' like this, it makes my day.
When he's on that brew, he knows that life's worthwhile,
It rocks his head, he plays in world class style.
Now he's playin' so glad, ain't no sorrow, got no fleas.
Catnip baiter, give me one more squeeze.

My cat is unstable, he's gone loony tunes,
He won't say 'me-ew' he is a total loon.
He's in the twilight zone bad, he's drunk off gin,
And now he's lost all his timin'.

He's played out and tired put the nip away,
Play with it again another day.
That kitty brew it really messes his mind,
I love watch his antics when I find the time.
He's like a king in his castle, and he dids what he do,
And he sure likes playing with brew, yeah.
He sure likes playing with brew.

Now he wants to be alone, little fur-ed thing,
He just ran out of zing.
My cat is out of zing.

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Leah Lockhart - November 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Reminds me of when I gave my cat a tranquilizer! Maybe he needs that 12-step program?
Johnny D - November 29, 2003 - Report this comment
heh heh heh stoned puddytat heh heh heh
AussieBullDog - November 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Good job. Those wacky felines.
Peregrin - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Good one Guy
Paul Robinson - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Guy, yeah...I had a cat once who this reminds me of. Longgggg time ago. One time a roommate got her stoned on the 'nip (and blew a little "people nip" in her face, too, for good measure) and then waxed the kitchen floor. She's chasing the ball around later with MUCH vigor and tries to put on the breaks just before the wall. WHACK! Looked around, shook her head and went right back after the ball again. Looking back it was probably Animal Cruelty. Won't forgot it or the cat, though. Good one!
Michael Pacholek - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice idea, started off OK, but this parody did not have nine lives.
Diva - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Very cute!
Guy - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey Mike, It only needed five.
Michael Pacholek - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment
At best, I can give it only three. Chow-chow-chow.
I wish I was Fifi Trixibelle - July 24, 2004 - Report this comment
I sitting near an annoying pussy cat right now!!!
Adagio - July 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Cute. 5's

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