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Song Parodies -> "Gaitano Man"

Original Song Title:

"Piano Man"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Gaitano Man"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

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There's heads to knock and there's battery,
Those boulevard clowns scufflin'.
It's just old clans hittin' expiry,
Takin' thugs who are toxic and grim.

With a gun they can slay them an enemy,
They could surely shoot off a nose.
They're bad and they're brief and they'll screw you with grief,
If you try to monger their hos.

Tu no vist-a null-a,
La Co-sa No-stra vi-ta.

Go bring to Don the Gaitano man,
Bring him to Don tonight,
'Cause he's in the mood for a parody,
He's that Gaitano from Amiright.

For con in the car, it's the end of line,
It turned out a fink was he.
It was quick he got smoked, from the backseat was choked,
They break face just for gettin' touch-y.

Now "Chill" he brings grief with a killing spree,
He's got style even while breaking face.
It's obscure, was it he hit that nudie bar?
'Cause nobody looked at his face.

Ah Vi-va la fi-ga,
Per fi-ga no vi-sta tu.

Old Pauley's a great toxicologist,
No use for a gun or a knife.
He'll mix up a medley, to kill you quite deadly,
And that's how he'll end it your life.

'Cause their lateness ain't lacking from Pauley's tricks,
There's no witnessin'.; Go free, you're home.
There's no sharing "Our Thing" it's for only us,
And it's better you don't "eat alone". [1]

(Pretty nice piano)

Write us a song, hey you Gaitano man,
Write us a song that's light.
'Cause you are the dude that writes parody,
And posts them up on Amiright.

We've got Carmine 2-LOUD with his fat array,
He's a mangler so vicious and vile.
When he laughs out in glee at my parodies,
I can savor my life for a while.

And those paisanos get down like wild carnivore,
They're so homophobe 'fraid of what's queer.
Do a hit in a car, not caught dead in gay bar,
In a jam they will cover their rear.

Ah tu no vist-a null-a,
La Co-sa No-stra vi-ta.

Write for the Don, hey you Gaitano man,
Bring to the Don delight.
'Cause he's in the mood for a parody,
Like what you do on Amiright.

[1] Mobspeak Eat alone: to keep for one's self; to be greedy.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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alvin - November 20, 2008 - Report this comment
love it...the mob meets amiright...beautifully done
Invisible Boy - November 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Loved it Guy. Some great rhyming and wordplay. Loved the "Italian" subs for the "la la la"...
AFW - November 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Top job on this tale about the mob
Stan Hall - November 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Ai, amico ... è un pazzo lirico. Bravo! :-)
UnKnownVO - November 20, 2008 - Report this comment
" ArriveDerci ", Tony SoPRANO ! I miss you so, Big Guy!
Christie Marie M - November 20, 2008 - Report this comment
I'm going to have to go with IB on his comment. I loved the way you wrote the parody in a Godfather-esque style. I also enjoyed the mafia plots through your lyrics. This is the kind of song that should definitely be sung in a mafia convention. Mille grazie, Signor Guy DiRito!
John Barry - November 20, 2008 - Report this comment
When a goon hits, you die, cold as old pizza pie, that's a morto.
Harry - November 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Bravo bravo bravo!!! Let them TRY to boo THIS at La Scala Opera House...Love the quatrain about "carnivore"
Guy - November 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Everyone - I appreciate your comments on this parody. It was written and posted before I learned of a fellow amiright author and dear friend's passing. I wrote a memorial parody for her and I don't feel like joking around right now. I need my space right now, but I will be back because our fellow author would not want me to stop writing. I really wish I could have some fun with the comments on this one. but that seems to me to be inappropriate at this time. Thanks again everyone.

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