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Song Parodies -> "Breakin' Of The Wind"

Original Song Title:

"Blowin' In The WInd"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bob Dylan

Parody Song Title:

"Breakin' Of The Wind"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

How many hard boiled eggs you down?
How about some fiberous bran?
My eyes stingin' so, I'm considering braille,
Hurry, proceed to the can.
Yes, you bring down the buzzards, they fall from the sky,
Bury your butt in the sand.
It's rancid my friend, this breakin' of the wind,
So rancid your breakin' of the wind.

What kind of gas does your can cook up,
That can make an onion cry?
Yes, and how many gears must one can have,
To shift so much gas to the sky?
Yes, and how many breaths can I take through my nose,
Before I can't see out my eyes?
It's rancid my friend, this breakin' of the wind,
So rancid your breakin' of the wind.

How long can your rancid gas binge persist,
Why won't you please hear our plea?
Yes, and we're growing weak so just cease and desist,
Some Beano would all set us free,
Yes, and we all agree you should go to the head,
Please to save our olfactory.
It's rancid my friend, this breakin' of the wind,
So rancid your breakin' of the wind.

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Pacing: 3.4
How Funny: 3.4
Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 5

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Johnny D - January 13, 2004 - Report this comment
THIS PARODY STEEEEEEEEEEEENKS !!!

And Guy, as you and I both know, in such a case as this - that's a good thing. 5's
Jan Unwin - January 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Guess I'd better not fart around, and just give you your fives.
Laurence Dunne - January 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Really, Really brilliant, an exceptional parody
Meriadoc - January 13, 2004 - Report this comment
I smell a big hit here...
Rick D - January 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Forget the 400. Are you trying to be the top fart joke writer? Cause I give up, you win.
Adagio - January 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Sorry so late.....could not see the monitor because of the fumes...:D
Paul Robinson - January 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy, Well , that was a gas, wasn't it? You really didn't fuel around here at all. Butt we can always count on you to wipe away bloated misconceptions and flush out the truth. Yep, it appears you're on quite a streak now; you just keep rolling out those *hits all over the place. Well, I gotta run now so I can get in the wind before your next output catches up to me. I've got some stuff to doo-doo. (Yeah, I know it was "farts" and not excretia in the parody, butt....)
Jack Wilson - January 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Awesome job here, Guy!
Adagio - January 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Btw....good job...already voted this morning before the fog was too intense.
Peregrin - January 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job, Guy. Merry, there's another idea for the scrapheap!
??? - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
good parody, but these are some pretty stoooooooooooooooopid puns that pplz are writing.
Adagio - October 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Still good. 5's

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