Fleas have seized me, I am woe,
I scratch and bite and I'm so sore.
They're causin' rashes on my skin,
They've seized me and mange is settin' in.

They have found a new home here,
A family moved into my rear.
It feels like they are mining gold,
De-fleas me, I'm snarling, make them go.

The cat next door has a sharp tongue,
Flea collar 'round his neck is hung.
He calls me flea bag, he's so smug,
He told me I should crap on your rug.

Fleas have seized me, scratch I must,
Frontline can turn them all to dust.
Hey look at me, I'm man's best friend,
Please get all these fleas off my rear end.