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Song Parodies -> "Fleas Have Seized Me"
Original Song Title:
"Release Me"
Original Performer:
Englebert Humperdinck
Parody Song Title:
"Fleas Have Seized Me"
Parody Written by:
Guy DiRito
The Lyrics
Fleas have seized me, I am woe,
I scratch and bite and I'm so sore.
They're causin' rashes on my skin,
They've seized me and mange is settin' in.
They have found a new home here,
A family moved into my rear.
It feels like they are mining gold,
De-fleas me, I'm snarling, make them go.
The cat next door has a sharp tongue,
Flea collar 'round his neck is hung.
He calls me flea bag, he's so smug,
He told me I should crap on your rug.
Fleas have seized me, scratch I must,
Frontline can turn them all to dust.
Hey look at me, I'm man's best friend,
Please get all these fleas off my rear end.
I scratch and bite and I'm so sore.
They're causin' rashes on my skin,
They've seized me and mange is settin' in.
They have found a new home here,
A family moved into my rear.
It feels like they are mining gold,
De-fleas me, I'm snarling, make them go.
The cat next door has a sharp tongue,
Flea collar 'round his neck is hung.
He calls me flea bag, he's so smug,
He told me I should crap on your rug.
Fleas have seized me, scratch I must,
Frontline can turn them all to dust.
Hey look at me, I'm man's best friend,
Please get all these fleas off my rear end.
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Aww, poor doggy! 5's
LOL! 5'S! Good job, Guy!
Hehe...I know a good writer when I see one.. Cracked me up...
Good job, Guy. I really liked the title..:D, too 5's
Good one, Guy, and so true! Love the line about crapping on the rug.
This was a fun one to write. Thanks all for your votes and encouraging comments and thanks for enjoying it.
This song just mite be a winner! ;-)
Pass The ADVANTAGE...Fleas! Great one, Guy!
BOW WOWWW!!!!
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