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Song Parodies -> "Fleas Have Seized Me"

Original Song Title:

"Release Me"

Original Performer:

Englebert Humperdinck

Parody Song Title:

"Fleas Have Seized Me"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Fleas have seized me, I am woe,
I scratch and bite and I'm so sore.
They're causin' rashes on my skin,
They've seized me and mange is settin' in.

They have found a new home here,
A family moved into my rear.
It feels like they are mining gold,
De-fleas me, I'm snarling, make them go.

The cat next door has a sharp tongue,
Flea collar 'round his neck is hung.
He calls me flea bag, he's so smug,
He told me I should crap on your rug.

Fleas have seized me, scratch I must,
Frontline can turn them all to dust.
Hey look at me, I'm man's best friend,
Please get all these fleas off my rear end.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 4

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   3

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Johnny D - February 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Aww, poor doggy! 5's
Jack Wilson - February 12, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL! 5'S! Good job, Guy!
Birgitta Lindsey - February 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Hehe...I know a good writer when I see one.. Cracked me up...
Adagio - February 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job, Guy. I really liked the title..:D, too 5's
Mari D - February 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one, Guy, and so true! Love the line about crapping on the rug.
Guy - February 13, 2004 - Report this comment
This was a fun one to write. Thanks all for your votes and encouraging comments and thanks for enjoying it.
Meriadoc - February 13, 2004 - Report this comment
This song just mite be a winner! ;-)
Diva - February 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Pass The ADVANTAGE...Fleas! Great one, Guy!
Paul W. - February 16, 2004 - Report this comment

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