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Song Parodies -> "Stuck Together"

Original Song Title:

"Come Together"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Stuck Together"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

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Glue-y! glue-y! glue-y! glue-y!

Nature go flip-flop, there be two of 'em only,
Each got two-two eyeball, each one wholly solo.
They're a pair, con-joined you see,
Got one be a smoker make da udder one sneeze.

Glue-y! glue-y! glue-y! glue-y!

Dey drink dat moonshine, dey get fo' jam eyeball.
Dey got twenty finger, one hit keyboard scroll-a.
Screen stray, bye go skew, view no see,
Two guys as one fellah fight not ought over key.
Type the letters one mouse, other key.

Glue-y! glue-y! glue-y! glue-y!

They're bag's construction, drive dem Forrest Gump dude,
He got oh slow white Ford, they've one spinal tracter.
Dey ride seat down when go dey be,
Hold and grab dat front chair, "I got shotgun!" one pleas.
Stuck together, ME-OW, Siamese.

Glue-y! glue-y!

Dey Holy Rollers, go church early morning,
Got no, holy water, scream like, Adolph Hitler.
Dey say "one and one there's two of me".
When dey roll dey lookin, all you see's arms and knees.
Stuck together, in church, Hibbety!.

Glue-y! glue-y! glue-y! glue-y!

Stuck together, yeah... Stuck together, yeah...
Stuck together, yeah... Stuck together, yeah...
Stuck together, yeeah... Stuck together, yeeeeah....
Stuck together, yeeeeah... Stuck together, yeah... stuck together... yeah...

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alvin - December 20, 2007 - Report this comment
oh, the mental imagery this evoked...great job
littleCupCakes - December 20, 2007 - Report this comment
555 Sir Guy, ~ Le Roi de Service aux Etats Unis ~ Sir Guy, please be beware of El Paso fare ~ the hiSheriff & POlice hide everywhere ~ So take my camisole de colour blue de mes yeux, Monsieur. Tuck it in your Flak jacket Sir, over your burning heart. Be safe, oh sweet Knight de Parody !
Ann Hammond - December 20, 2007 - Report this comment
AFW - December 20, 2007 - Report this comment
This sticks to the ribs and the mind
Guy - December 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Alvin - Mentally I've been accused of much worse. =;-) My attic toys today are acuetely active. Guilty as charged Thanks.

Lady CC - Flak's at the ready m'lady. This knight is battle scared and the experience of battle be thus of second nature to he. Mine scars only are prevelent on the anterior of my exterior. At your service if El Paso beckons.

Ann - I'm glad your description is "cool" and not COLD. he he. Thanks.

AFW - LOL! - "Sticks to ribs" Love the comment sir! THANKS!

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