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Song Parodies -> "Take 'Em Out Of The Ball Game"

Original Song Title:

"Take Me Out To The Ball Game"

Parody Song Title:

"Take 'Em Out Of The Ball Game"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Take him out,
As the fans flame.
Should that play,
Been allowed?
Tossing their beer nuts,
As they attack.
They just won't give,
That Bartman guy slack.

It's a hoot, hoot hoot,
On that Cubs team.
What did them in,
Was quite lame.
Was it Bart who,
Took them on out,
Or the goat to blame?

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Adagio - October 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Oh, yeah...the goat. It was the goat, I tell you.
Quayle - October 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Goat, shmoat! It was the myth of the curse that cost the Cubs!
Michael Pacholek - October 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Quayle? Dan? If you think it was only the myth, then all those "Quayle is dumb" jokes were on the mark! Of course, compared to Bush, Quayle's a real Einstein...
I'm Damned Sick of 'Next Year'- Why Can't We Frickin' Win NOW? - May 04, 2005 - Report this comment
What did them in was Dusty #!@%ing baker's bungling of the bullpen in games 6 and 7, no more, no less. There is no one to blame but him.
Gel - August 12, 2007 - Report this comment
IT WAS THE GOAT;D
Zorba the Greek - September 22, 2007 - Report this comment
"Got Goat?" Plug your browser into this: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/martyrobbins4.shtml

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