-> "Your Dog"
Original Song Title:
"Your Song" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
I'm a hyped Border Collie, I'm heeling beside,
Don't follow my nose, my mark's freezily eyed.
I've no need for money, I've joy of a kid,
My job is to rouse, stare, not loaf and lick.
If I were a schnauzer,(huh) or dog Eskimo,
Or a canis of notions in a kennelling show.
You'd like me as such and I'm blest to have you.
So lift up this dog and kiss you he'll do.
And I can smell anybody, 'cause I'm a dog,
Or maybe bite kibbles and bits or a bone.
But when you don't mind,
But when you don't mind, I just speak hound not words,
Lick under my hindness with my dog tail curled.
A cat! I say roof! he's ticked off and cross.
I'll foil his curses then go show him who's boss.
Off he runs in fright climbs, as he smote this dog,
Hear how evil that mew, that creep me turned on.
Doggy chews please, and petting, 'cause these things I'm due,
They'll be no forgettin', get two green, and one blue.
Everyday our thing is, just a playful scene,
No one will cheat us guys of our routine.
And I must smell every bum, see, of every dog,
It's just a light sample, but it must be done.
And nope we don't mind,
And nope we don't mind, if our butts smell like turds,
An underfull ripe sniff with tail up and curled.
Keep rodents in line,
Keep rodents in line, when they creep round my world,
How wonderful life is when I'm chasing squirrels.
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