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Song Parodies -> "Crap Out My Rear"

Original Song Title:

"Tracks Of My Tears"

Original Performer:

Smokey Robinson & The Miracles

Parody Song Title:

"Crap Out My Rear"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Seems all day I have gone to the potty,
Just keep goin' number two.
There's bursts of frequent splashing, stomach's knotty,
What I'm gonna do?

They say a fart is just a waste,
But a burp, now, that you can taste,
And it's coming out now with greater haste,
That crap out my rear.

Recede, poo...
Would you?

Goin' hefty, but I think that I would rather hurl,
Sittin' here ain't lots of fun.
I ate some rotten fruit, so now I go pa-toot,
When will I ever get done?

They say a fart is just a waste,
But a burp, now, that you can taste,
And it's coming out now with greater haste,
That crap out my rear.

Outside, the shit's cascading,
Inside, enzymes invading,
I'm gonna drown in a sea of brown,
My nerves soon will break up,
If I soon don't shake out this poo.

They say a fart is just a waste,
But a burp, now, that you can taste,
And it's coming out now with greater haste,
That crap out my rear.

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Johnny D - January 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy, I think we know where you keep pullin' these potty-parodies from! "enzymes invading" - excellent. Here's your 555 mg of Imodium.
Adagio - January 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy...getting REALLY gross here...hehe!
Jack Wilson - January 28, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh this was excellent! 555!
Icky Ticky Tavi - March 02, 2005 - Report this comment
I h8ed it.

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