Seems all day I have gone to the potty,
Just keep goin' number two.
There's bursts of frequent splashing, stomach's knotty,
What I'm gonna do?

They say a fart is just a waste,
But a burp, now, that you can taste,
And it's coming out now with greater haste,
That crap out my rear.

Recede, poo...
Would you?

Goin' hefty, but I think that I would rather hurl,
Sittin' here ain't lots of fun.
I ate some rotten fruit, so now I go pa-toot,
When will I ever get done?

They say a fart is just a waste,
But a burp, now, that you can taste,
And it's coming out now with greater haste,
That crap out my rear.

Outside, the shit's cascading,
Inside, enzymes invading,
I'm gonna drown in a sea of brown,
My nerves soon will break up,
If I soon don't shake out this poo.

They say a fart is just a waste,
But a burp, now, that you can taste,
And it's coming out now with greater haste,
That crap out my rear.