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Song Parodies -> "Neopets Lie"

Original Song Title:

"American Pie"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Don McLean

Parody Song Title:

"Neopets Lie"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Neopets.com - A huge website created by a couple of Brits in Glendale, California. I came to understand this game when my son who was then 10 wanted me to win him some Neopoints (NP). Before I knew what happened I was way into it and had over 14 million NP when I was kicked off the site for allegedly trying to hack their site. These guys who run this site are among the most paranoid control freaks I have ever had the pleasure of dealing with.
Just not so long ago,
I can still remember how the mouse click sounded on each tile.
You could tell it at the first glance,
This game would hold and so entrance,
How rod of super nova made you smile.
But Doctor Sloth made your pets quiver,
With every lab ray he'd deliver,
Low sales at your store kept,
You waiting as your score slept.

So many times how you got fried,
When in some shop a prize you eyed,
So many clicks they did collide,
Again you are denied.

So they lie, these Neopets guys,
They play heavy as they levy,
With the fun they deny.
Gamers just want their pets feelin' frisky and spry,
Frettin' hope my Neopet does not die,
Hope my Neopet does not die.

Cute pets that the kids so love,
And it's a race to make them tough,
Lest a rival brings them whoa.
Some gamers shops play rock 'n roll,
Through HTML they control,
Magic brushes can enhance and glow.

Well now some pets fly and some pets swim,
And that Grundo's wit is mighty dim.
It's like a thousand zoos,
Ninety million pets says their news.

To get a really rare prize takes some luck,
There's a lot frustration, it can really suck,
Your mouse drags like it's in the muck,
As restocks do subside.

Those restocks zingin'

So they lie, these Neopets guys,
They play heavy as they levy,
With the fun they deny.
Gamers just want their pets feelin' frisky and spry,
Frettin' hope my Neopet does not die,
Hope my Neopet does not die.

Now your pets' skills you've got to hone,
You can do this best with a code stone,
But that's not how it has to be.
You may just find a dubloon on your screen,
Train your pet at that Krawk Island scene.
It's a choice to make and both are free.

Oh, and even when the site is down,
They've got these games so hang around.
They seem so darned concerned,
That you might not return.
And they got some Jetsams look like sharks,
They're swimming pets with lots of spark,
And they have Lupes but they don't bark,
Those pets have so much pride.

Those restocks zingin'

So they lie, these Neopets guys,
They play heavy as they levy,
With the fun they deny.
Gamers just want their pets feelin' frisky and spry,
Frettin' hope my Neopet does not die,
Hope my Neopet does not die.

Melter belter those Scorchios swelter,
You build your pets a nice home for shelter,
Three stories high encased in glass.
And they have rules should you harass,
Right off the site they'll boot your ass,
If you don't follow the guidelines they hold fast.

Now they got themselves a huge game room,
You can win yourself a few dubloons.
They've got some games of chance,
And a stock market for finance.
Your pets get sick gotta get them healed,
The pharmacy don't take blue shield,
The healing springs sometime will yield,
A cure that turns the tide.

Those restocks zingin'

So they lie, these Neopets guys,
They play heavy as they levy,
With the fun they deny.
Gamers just want their pets feelin' frisky and spry,
Frettin' hope my Neopet does not die,
Hope my Neopet does not die.

Neopia is a big old place,
They've got a station parked in space.
It brought them all those Grundo men,
They run on, brain like thimble, not real quick,
Ol' Doc Sloth made the whole bunch sick,
And that is why they can't quite comprehend.

And there's gambling games where you can wage,
A lottery you can engage,
Some make your NP swell,
But most don't pay so well.
You get so hooked that you can play all night,
Ignite the kids to this web site,
It's no wonder those kids aren't sleeping right,
The kids get their brains fried.

Those restocks zingin'

So they lie, these Neopets guys,
They play heavy as they levy,
With the fun they deny.
Gamers just want their pets feelin' frisky and spry,
Frettin' hope my Neopet does not die,
Hope my Neopet does not die.

But this here game won't let 'em snooze,
'Cause there's always new things in their news.
They're leading all the kids astray.
I clicked down to the magic store,
Where I made so many clicks before,
But that shop still had not restocked yet today.

Stuck in their seats the children screamed,
As their pets died, and the web guys schemed,
No one could get their token,
The web site it was broken.
It seems the site got a lethal dose,
When a virus got into the host,
It turned their web site into toast,
The day Neopets died.

Those restocks zingin'

So they lie, these Neopets guys,
They play heavy as they levy,
With the fun they deny.
Gamers just want their pets feelin' frisky and spry,
Frettin' hope my Neopet does not die,
Hope my Neopet does not die.

Those restocks zingin' they lie, these Neopets guys,
They play heavy as they levy,
With the fun they deny.
Gamers just want their pets feelin' frisky and spry,
Frettin' hope my Neopet does not die.

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Adagio - October 18, 2003 - Report this comment
LOVED IT!! This 'game' is just like this...nailed it head on, Guy!
neminem - October 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Not bad! I never caught exactly why "they lie," though - also, I don't think it's even possible to have your pet die, is it? Well, unless you get banned, something entirely different.
Guy - October 18, 2003 - Report this comment
No - Have never seen a pet die. They just get sick and can't fight well. Well, one, they lied about me trying to hack their site. Why would I want to hack their site when I had 14 million points and about triple that value in rare artifacts and the like? Besides that, it is illegal to hack and I would never even consider that kind of activity. This was the reason they gave for freesing my account. I have zone alarm on my computer and the logs don't show any access attempts to that particular web page that is the admin function on that site. The other lie is the fact that they say they want to protect the kids on this site but only when it does not interfere with their own exploitation of them.
Christian Spindler - October 22, 2003 - Report this comment
One of my friends hacked the school computer system to change his math grade from C+ to B+ and it turns out the teacher messed up averaging and he really got an A on math. The teachers found out, and his behavior went to D- and he's suspended still... I don't know if ChuckyG will ban me for this, but for anyone who likes Neopets, I'm gonna see if this works and Guy, tell your son he can go on this, but it isn't as good as it, but it is my mini version. Here: Neopets Site And ChuckyG, please don't ban me for this if it isn't allowed!
Guy - October 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Please note - I am not condoning nor supporting any kind of cracking or breaking into internet sites. This is illegal and can get you jail time and fines. I simply wrote a parody about a web site and an online game and have no desire to do anything illegal with the Neopets site or any other. I was accused of trying to break into the admin account on that site by Neopets. This was the only email I received from them when I inquired as to why my account had been suspended. They refused to answer any more emails. I even demanded that they charge me with a crime and they did nothing. My final act was to write a parody with a happy ending for me.

Christian - you are on your own if you choose to do something stupid. Neopets is not worth the bother.
T.J. Spindler - October 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Christian, NEOPETS SUCKS!!! Senior T.J. Spindler 4 el presidante de "Neopets Sucks Club!!!!" Muchos Gracias!!! Adios Senior Guy, Senior Christian, Senior Neminem and Senior Adagio!!!! tj out
Diva - October 23, 2003 - Report this comment
BTW: That's Seniorita Adagio, Senior Spindler. Just thought that I'd clue you in.
Rebecca - November 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Number one, I like the song American Pie so I don't like people doing parodies of it. Number two, I like Neopets!
Rebecca - November 22, 2003 - Report this comment
What's wrong with Neopets anyway?
Guy - November 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Well, then Rebecca, you picked the wrong parody site to visit in this case. A search of amiright database shows that "American Pie" has been parodied 58 times.

As for Neopets, nothing's wrong with them except for their exploitation of children and control freak management. The idea behind the website and the entertainment it provides is good. The way the site is managed is not. The controls they put on the game are user unfriendly and there are better ways to control it so that it would be a lot more user friendly.
N. - December 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Exactly right. I lost 18 mil. I never sought attention of any kind, and was frozen for supposedly cheating on flash games. Ridiculous; you are right, they are absolute paranoid freaks. Just a message for all the n00blets out there: success on Neopets = frozen. So don't bother with the crap. PS good job on the parody.
Guy - December 20, 2003 - Report this comment
N. I never thought about frozen as successful and you are absolutely correct. It's just as well because this game is a huge time waster and they probably saved me from myself. LOL.
flirtybutt311 - January 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Actually, I thought the parody was too kind. Today, I received a disturbing message regarding my account being frozen because I had supposeably downloaded a program to cheat on Neopets. I immediately responded to this outrageous claim by completing the form. Then, after much searching, I was able to find a phone number for Neopets and contacted Michele Webb in the transition jobs department. Unfortunately, she was unable to connect me to anyone since their is no live support. At lunch there were no problems accessing my account. Numerous purchases were made such as glass roses, instant roses, and a few other items. I then restocked my shop and logged off. This evening, after work, I tried to log on and was informed my account had been frozen because of downloading an illegal program. I understand mistakes happen, and this is certainly one of them. I am a professional working mother. I have NEVER downloaded any type of program to use on Neopets to commit fraud, nor have I ever done anything that was against the Neopets rules that would condone the freezing of my account. I have had this account for 8 months, and have worked hard to obtain the items and neopoints I have earned. My entire family is on Neopets as well, and we are very shocked that this has happened to my account. The information I provided is more than sufficient to show that this was infact my account and no wrongdoing had been committed. I provided details only I would know, things that were bought recently, what was in my inventory, specific items in my deposit box, including how many, plus the neomails in my mail box and other pertinent information. Michele explained that since they receive over 10,000 neomails per day, this could take awhile to sort out. Meaning a month or more. I can't accept that. To be unfairly frozen for something that was never done is inexcusable. On another note, for the past week or so, I have sent neomails regarding a glitch in the software system that has been arbitrarily taking items randomly upon using "quick stock". Expensive items. At times when trying to use "quick stock", an error message would appear saying "Could not place item without line insert". When this message appeared, the item simply vanished. It didn't get put into the shop, nor my inventory, nor my deposit box. More than 5 times I notified neopets staff regarding this. No email responses were ever recieved. The last time it happened, expensive petpets were lost. Once again, I sent yet another email explaining the situation, and pointed out that from a professional standpoint, a courtesy email letting me know the status was not too much to ask. I sincerely hope the freezing of my account isn't Neopets way of letting me know what they thought about that neomail to them. I respectfully requested that my account be unfrozen and put back to it's original status. We have purchased numerous Neopets items, as have our friends and families. We all thoroughly enjoy Neopets and are hoping that Neopets will do the right thing and not damage this relationship by unfairly freezing an account that should never have been frozen to begin with. It may seem silly to some for an adult to be carrying on and being upset about an account on Neopets, but frankly, that isn't the point. It's the principle of the matter, and the fact that my account was unfairly frozen. I look forward to the reactivication of my account and look forward to hearing from Neopets, Inc. regarding this. Wish me luck, folks! Flirtybutt311
Michael McVey - January 10, 2004 - Report this comment
The one time that happened to me, I got caught by a fake login page trying to buy from someone's shop -- at a time when "server problems" actually happened quite frequently. After I neomailed them they restored my account, but did not restore the 700,000 NP I had in the bank, and my shop size went from 125 (which at that time was enough to get in one of the Mystery Island tents) to size 1, and it was right after I had increased my shop size above the cutoff for the Mystery Island tents that I had gotten frozen. They said they couldn't restore my NP or my shop size, so I donated all my items to the guild I was in, sent all my pets to the Neopian Pound (I actually got them back under my two new accounts), and quit for several months before deciding to give them one more chance. That turned out to be a good move just because of all the friends I made in my new guild (called "Star Trek Forever"). But last month I received a warning from the Neopets staff that I was violating their TOS by discussing religion and politics. Obviously I didn't appreciate that. -- MM
Guy - January 11, 2004 - Report this comment
There are lots of 'horror' stories about neopets freezing acccounts unfairly. I was admin on a neopets forum that offered real help and tips on the game from our pulled experiences. We actually got several accounts back that were frozen unfairly. I think they marked me as a troublemaker because of the forum and proactive stance it took. We got these accounts unfrozen at a time when they still seemed to be listening somewhat.

I started over twice. On the first retry I was frozen again just two weeks after I restarted just as soon as I reached one million neopoints. I tried again several months later and was frozen again as I reached 200,000 neopoints. I can't really remember the reasons they cited but they were lame nonetheless. Actually the last freezing was on my 12 year old's account. I was just trying to get him some neopoints by reselling codestones in his shop. The only reason that I kept coming back was because I needed to keep up on things for the forum.

I wish you luck Flirtybutt but they have a way of ignoring you until you finally give up. Their need is greed and everything else like fairness and support takes a back burner. They target the kids because they are easy marks. They have turned the term 'customer support' into an oxymoron.

Thanks for reading and commenting on this parody. Michael McVey wrote another parody on Neopets on this site called 'Neopets Junkie'. You may want to check this one out as well if you have not already done so.
Adagio - January 11, 2004 - Report this comment
I was admin on the same forum....did you ever belong to a neopets forum, Michael?
Michael McVey - January 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Chat forum, no. But I am a very active member of one of the Star Trek guilds. -- MM
scorchio_madness92 - January 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent parody! Hey, flirtybutt311 has a petition going to try to get her unfrozen. Man, that's a raw deal they cut this very nice lady. If you guys come back to read this, please sign the petition at http://www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/signed.cgi?fb102792&1
Guy - January 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Scorchio. I signed the petition. I wish flirtybutt311 all the luck in the world. She will need it with the paranoids that run this site. Please keep us posted on what is going on with her battle. And thanks for the positive feedback on my parody. So now that you found this site, what do you think of it? Please visit often, post comments and vote for the authors out here. ;-)
WHAT THIS ABOUT - January 21, 2004 - Report this comment
I DID NOT READ IT IT WAS TO LONG!
Guy - January 22, 2004 - Report this comment
WHAT THIS ABOUT - I'd write it out in a comment for you but that would probably be too long as well. Anyone know the short version of American Pie?
Laur - January 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Yea!! I had alot of NPs and just as I was playin it it booted me off line I now when I click on it it say YOU ARE FROZEN ACCOUNT!!!
Guy - January 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Laur - You should be able to email them at frozen@neopets.com and they may give you an explanation on why they froze your account. If your account was cracked by someone and they used your login to do things that are against their rules they will give the account back to you but not what was in it if the cracker took it all. There are a lot of tricks they use to get passwords and you may have fallen victim to that. The cracker could have been in your account at the same time they shut you down. Or they may have frozen you for no good reason as they have countless others. Email and you may find out. Sorry to hear you were frozen.
Neopets Hater - February 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow I hate hate hate neopets too. It happened to me where I was obsessed and then one day I go to log on and POOF i'm frozen. all those paint brushes and millions of neopoints i had worked too hard for were just gooone. Well anyway, i started up an anti-neopets forum. http://antineoorg.conforums.com
Lauraaaaaaaaaaaaaaa - February 22, 2004 - Report this comment
I agree this is so sucky. die neopets die
Guy - February 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Two more "satisfied" Neopians.
tara - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment
i just want to hack into yobaybay. could you just tell me there password. if you find it out email me at tratcheerleader@hotmail.com. thanks so much
Ashleigh (a New Zealander) - March 10, 2004 - Report this comment
NEOPETS ROCKS!!!!!!so wat if they r control freaks!? THEY R TRYING 2 PROTECT THEIR SITE!GET IT THROUGH UR THICK HEAD! of course they would want 2 protect their site cuz NO.1-They will make LOADS of money mayb they mite b even richer then the guy who created Microsoft! and NO.2-They don't even know what ur realli like..cuz u might b Sadam Hussen 4 all they mite not kno tht..and also NEOPETS IS ONLY USED 4 FUN 4 U! so get ova it tht u lost 14million nps its only a game 4 crying out loud!But if tht 14million was REAL MONEY then i could c ur point...NEW ZEALAND AND NEOPETS ROCKS!! Peace Out!
Guy - March 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Dear Ashleigh, You forgot to tell me how you liked the song.
Ashleigh - March 11, 2004 - Report this comment
I liked ur song cuz i didnt understand it and im glad i didnt understand it ..thank u very much!
anon - March 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Frozen Neopians UNITE! http://www.geocities.com/frozen_neopians/index.htm make sure you go to the message boards
Ashleigh (a New Zealander) - March 17, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL...o no
Shadow_Ninja - April 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Ashleigh, you are seriously mistaken they are hardky rich and who is richer than bill gates 27 billion!!!!!! Guy good song.
Dale - April 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Interesting. Good parody btw. I agree that the NPT is rather freezehappy. I am very careful because of this. I have a total of 10 accounts. Four of those accounts have 1 mil apiece on them. One of the accounts is where I stash my collective items, in a deposit box, such as pb's. I have two working accounts, and alternate days I use them. My "stash" accounts are accessed MAYBE once a month. That way, even if one or two of my accounts get frozen, hopefully I will still have the majority of my "stash" lol
. - April 28, 2004 - Report this comment
dorks
Guy - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Dale - Don't count on that unless you use these other accounts from different IPs. They sort you out by IP and if they decide to freeze one, they have been known to zap every one that used those IPs.
Kerre Beeblebrox - May 27, 2004 - Report this comment
You know, I am scared by Neopets. I used to go on it. If these stories are true, Neopets does need to pull its act together a bit. But it might be that Neopets tries to deal with everyone but can't; a few million people use Neopets, and it must be hard on a relatively small company. So maybe everyone's right and everyone's wrong. Good parody, Guy.
Sarah - June 07, 2004 - Report this comment
HEY, THAT WAS SOOOOO FUNNY AND COOL!!! YA KNOW, NEOPETS SEEMS PRETTY SECRATIVE, THEY NEVER TELL PEOPLE WHERE THEY ARE, OR THEIR NUMBER.
Jaza (CGG) - July 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Cool parody - and I completely agree. One of my neofriends from my guild has had 3 or 4 different accounts frozen, for various reasons - but the REAL reason was that she had the highest score on certain flash games for too long, and people reported her for using cheat programs. The worst problem with Neopets is that the mods do not really investigate reports. If they get enough, they will freeze users without even checking, which is completely unfair. I have seen this system in other sites as well, where the mods respond to complaints more often than they actively patrol the site, and it never turns out fairly. For some reason they think that because so many of their users are kids, they can set whatever unfair policies they feel like, and no one will notice or care. . . >:o
grrr - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
tiffann4k is a scammer! She needs to be frozen immediantly she's stollen a painted kau and 3 paintbrushes already! We must stop her!
How do u hack neopets database? - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment
?
Guy - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey Mongo, how stupid do you think people are? That email mailbox. petmoderator@yahoo.com belongs to you and you are using this forum to try to get greedy kids to fall for your scam so you can steal their accounts. What actually happens here is that the kid that falls for this gets their password sent to your mailbox. They "play normally" as you say but in the meantime you enter their account and change their password, locking them out and stealing everything they worked for. It's people like you that made Neopets no longer fun to play. You and your kind suck. I am warning anyone who tries what Mongo has suggested that YOU WILL LOSE YOUR ACCOUNT TO THIS LOWLIFE if you try this.
Yea Me. - July 24, 2004 - Report this comment
I played Neopets in my years, im not to old; im pretty young. I got hooked on this game wasted hours of my life on it. Infact i played Neopets just two days ago, I gained twenty-million Neopoints and the same thing happend "This user was using an 'auto-buyer' to buy items from Neopets shops". Infact I never entered a store, I was iced because I had taken items from another account. So, those guy at Neopets... They dont even look at your messeges they just delete them. I feel like killin' them, really I do. If I had the chance to talk to them, they'd have one less employee. But I found something in my life that controls me, It's called a bike. I ride it long and hard. Im 14, yes I know, you saying things about me. I ride up 20 foot peices of wood that leave no more than an inch of fault. I fail sometimes, but I only think "That fault would make me no better than a person at Neopets". As I wheelie off 15 foot rocks I think why did I waste away my life? We'll when I look at people playing Neopets still and see the look of horor on thier faces when they got frozen for saying 'damn'. It makes me happy and I laugh. I know what that feeling used to be and it's gone now. Much of this proably didn't make sense, but hey I havn't wasted my life let I see. I can still do 25 peddle in a wheelie. Peace out people.
Amy - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Great parody Guy! And I agree with you, TNT are a bunch of paranoid freaks. My ten year old sister had her account frozen for 'using a downloadable cheat program.' I understand that they want to protect their site, but if they stay as freezehappy as they are now many people will become incredibly frustrated at being frozen for things they didn't do and won't play anymore.
neobuks - August 29, 2004 - Report this comment
The parody was exelent. Great job. I have an anti-neopets site. Please give it a visit. I'm going to post some of these great testimonials on my site asap! Here is the address --> http://members.rogers.com/neobuks/
snipes - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
does any one knoe how to get a auto buyer? i rilly need one because mestiriusly all my points dissapered
snipes - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
if any 1 does know how to get a auto buyer e-mail me at vegitanks442@cs.com
Mae Noelle - September 10, 2004 - Report this comment
This was HILLARIOUS! I absolutely love this phrase --> "These guys who run this site are among the most paranoid control freaks I have ever had the pleasure of dealing with." ... The parody was great. Should have bashed neopets a tad more. I have been frozen for the most stupid reasons imaginable, and last year I finally left it for good - I'd been there since the beginning, restarting everything every few months - and made my OWN anti-neopets site (www.no-more-neopets.tk) .... ((( If anyone reading would like to be part of the growing anti-neopet rebellion, please check out this forum --> http://antineopets.hyperboards.com ... we'll be having our OWN neopets-mocking web community soon (Can you imagine the fun? Dumba and Adammit will have to be used somewhere... maybe dart boards...), missions for disrupting the claimed 'utopia' of neopets, flat old complaining... whoops, sorry, advertising much)))
NEOPETS HATER - September 20, 2004 - Report this comment
I WASTED 2 MONTHS OF MY LIFE ON THAT SITE BURN NEOPETS BURN!!!!
neminem - September 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow... that was an interesting read. Sucks to be all you guys... I've been gradually accruing np over the course of several years, currently have 1,427,424 and haven't seen a ban yet. I did once win an item worth some tens of thousands of np that disappeared when I added it to my shop, but given the ratio of maybe 30,000 to the 1.5 million I have, I just shrugged it off. Well, I did let them know, but they obviously didn't do anything about it. However, I do agree with the guy up near the top - parodying the full version of American Pie does make the average reader get bored. I know I was. But I 5'd it anyway, cause it seems like it deserved it.
NEOPETS HATER - September 20, 2004 - Report this comment
NEOPETS SUCKS!!!
Annie - September 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy..*shakes head* I have never seen anyone write and tell the truth about neopets as good as you did. I hope you get money back *hugs*
NEOPETS HATER - September 22, 2004 - Report this comment
y would u wanna waste more time on that awful site!!!
bubba bo bob brain - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
neminem - You have no clue. They don't freeze accounts of people that just piddle around unless you really really do somthing bad. I can make 1,000,000 NP a month! Not 2 years! Without cheating! Those are the accounts they freeze for no reason. Except to make that person start over and create more accounts for them to show advertisers. I give the parody full marks!
neminem - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
So... out of curiousity, how *would* you make a million np in a month? Not that I'd bother, especially given the higher likelihood that I'd get mistakenly frozen at that point, but I'm curious.
bubba bo bob brain - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
minimum daily totals: shop-5k stocks-3k bilgedice-6k cellblock-5k any3favoritegames-9k = 28k times 30days/month = 840K minimum.
kax - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
uhh that new zealander saying how "NEOPETZ RAWKZ" and how they are trying to protect their site? well your incorrect in many MANY ways my crazy spazzy caps lock using friend :D I've been iced NUMEROUS times and i can assure you i didnt do ANYTHING that could even be considered something for me to be frozen about.. i DID however make millions and millions of neopoints.. and the only thing i can come up with is that i was too good for their site and that they needed to keep the economy in check. You start making yourself millions and you'll all see how fast your gonna get iced... i worked hard for every single neopoint and yet it all gets flushed down the toilet in a couple months.. nice parody btw :D
Jason - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
I got frozen recently for having more than 1 account. Minor rule violation for the effort I put into my account. If you know any neopets staff who take bribes, email me at maleire@yahoo.com
Chrissy - October 25, 2004 - Report this comment
My account wich ive been using for two years was forzen all for using the word pregnancy, It is ridiculous and unfair. I keep writing to neopets and will continue to do it intill my account is unfrozen, I had tons of items, a big shop, a house, and several trophies. It will take me like a full year to get where I was on that account
Acaranite - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
I didn't understand ir.I'm with Ashleigh!! I love neopets!!! You rock Ashleigh!!! :) P.S. I love New Zealand!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) :)
._.;; - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Cant you neopets lovers understand that its just a waste of your life? Neo WILL lose people, and thier popularity. Ive lost ove 150mil on that site, which took me ages to earn. If Ashleigh gets frozen, ill be glad of it. You say that it rocks when you play it, but not when you get frozen. The TNT do not care about ANY players. (except people like Jasmine (featherally) or Tristin (xxxx) Nice Parody btw. :)
Frustrated Neo player - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Awesome Parody!! I died laughing and sent it to other neopet friends that are growing more and more bitter. I got a notice from Norton a few weeks back that someone was hacking into my computer... did a trace... came back to NEOPETS. I get warnings all the time for NOTHING and items just vanish into thin air. Another friend of mine is exceptionally good at games and gets neomails from TNT frequently about her "cheating" I didn't know being good at something qualified you to get frozen. Neopets promotes that if you are good, you must've cheated. Idiots.
Friend of Frustrated Neo player - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Wonderful. I love the original...this was just as awesome. Yes, I'm always getting accused of cheating. I get messages about my scores being under review CONSTANLY. I've even started to get them for cruddy scores. (600 on Jelly Blobs of Doom) I can't look at that site without them thinking I'm using Xray vision or something. I don't cheat...I practice and improve. One time, I got so angry I sent 9 under review scores over the course of Friday, Sat, sun. and Monday on the game Scooby Doo compararoo. One being a high score of over 10 K and reaching lvl 120.....at which point I grew bored and sent. If they don't want people to excel.....don't make the games as easy as they are... If they don't want to put forth that effort on their sponsors, then I hope the sponsors all withdraw. I don't neomail TNT with complaints...I email the sponsors. Hit neo where it hurts, not where they can ignore you.
Guy - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Frustrated Neo Players - Thanks for your comments. Although I don't play this game anymore I still review this parody whenever new comments come in. I am surprised that they issue so many warnings. I never got any of these. I was just zapped like automatic right off their site. It's OK though since my 10 year old is now 13 and no longer has any interest in the game. I'm glad I'm not these guys. It must get pretty tiresome trying to control that many users. Of course for them it may be a control freak heaven since they seem to be such control freaks.

Thanks again for your comments and I'm so pleased to know that you enjoyed the parody. Just wish I knew what the Neopets staff thinks of it. Ha Ha.
Frustrated Neo player - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
lol... maybe you should email it to them? Or better yet, to their sponsers. I'd love to see this parody plastered all over the place... send it to newspapers or something. I'm sure you could get this thing a lot of attention if you tried. I'm sure TNT would not be happy, which is all the more reason to do it LOL. I started losing interest in the site a long time ago... b/c it does seem far too controlled. We (frustrated friend) got to talking last night about all of the rules and it brings up a bunch of questions. One is that you can't do dailies on more than one account... this is monitored by IP addresses... But how does that work when say a family of 5 has 3 people, 1 computer, and all play neopets? The same IP will be displayed... but it's 3 different people. Doesn't seem fair. So how do they "know" when that's what's going on and when it's just 1 person with multiple accounts? Another thing... refreshers (browsers that refresh automatically) are not "legal" in neo... BUT... how in the world could they possibly know that you were using one w/out actually tapping into your system? I think they are a tricky bunch that are not as la te da te as they try to make themselves look. I think they are shadey... they were caught by my norton trying to penetrate my machine... so who knows what they do. I know i'll eventually quit all together one day... after I SPAM the message boards Haha.
Guy - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Frustrated Neo Player: All you need is my permission to send my parody to anyone you like. If you are interested, sign up on this site's affliate messageboard at www.inthe00s.com and PM me. My screen name on the board is DoRitos. And thanks again for your interest.
Hangman - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment
It was funny i was playing for about 2 weeks and all my petpets and some np disappeared into thin air so i changed my password, then when i logged in again all my np were gone.....i think they have like theyre own account and when ppl make lots of money they take it! but who knows it makes the whole site more pointless tha n it already is if thats even possible.
??? - December 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Your poem was excellent and I agree with you. Neopets is attracting poor little children!!!
myob - December 03, 2004 - Report this comment
OH MY GOD!! PEOPLE!!IT IS A WEBSITE GET A LIFE!!
Tiffann4k - December 12, 2004 - Report this comment
tiffann4k is a scammer! She needs to be frozen immediantly she's stollen a painted kau and 3 paintbrushes already! We must stop her! Nice comment Jesper75 concidering my painted kau on my account is the same age as my account and is also named after one of my children.....also why would I need to steal pb, its just a game, get a life and move on...your just bitter because I caught you stealing my website.
someone - December 21, 2004 - Report this comment
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
ANTI-NEOPET$ - December 28, 2004 - Report this comment
www.no-more-neopets.tk - Excellent site.
undisclosed - December 29, 2004 - Report this comment
i personaly agree that neopets have there disadvantages. i got one of my acounts frozen cauze i had 1 milion neopoints. and i won those fair and square. email me at bateyk@hotmail.com if you want to get revenge on neopets
me-no-tellin - January 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Great stuff!!!
Samael - January 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Great parady!, I hate neopets also, they say they protect children, yet they use an advertising technique that puts logo's and companies names into kids heads without them knowing (inversive advertisment) They also install SpyWare on you're computer, I've had seceral trojans blocked from them, even if they don't originate from their site, they should have good protection, especially as they advertise to kids. For anyone interested, you can find out the "real" neopets here: http://info.neopets.com, it's their corporate site.
Samael - January 29, 2005 - Report this comment
The corporate link is down, but you can navigate their corporate site from here: http://info.neopets.com/presskit/press09a.html
Neopets Isn't Cool - February 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Lol! Gotta love your song;) I gave it a perfect score... I played neo for years, and of course got frozen... Then I joined Marapets.com ...Much nicer site, the staff are friendly and talk to you so you don't get frozen for no reason.
Marapet Hater - February 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Marapets Sucks
dsfdsfgdfgfdg - February 20, 2005 - Report this comment
fuk neopets i had 79 mill. and they froze me !!@ thosew bastards! fuk them fuk them !!!!!!!!!!!
Katie (kitykate90) - February 21, 2005 - Report this comment
I got frozen, those bastards! Man, I flipping hate them, so I went on to Marapets. I love your song! Furk Neopoots.com!
Dan - February 27, 2005 - Report this comment
I have lost over 15mill.Took two years if any body has a cheat program or auto- buyer.Or if yuor a hacker or willing ti get revenge on neo.Email me at topgundan701@hotmail.com
Alexi - February 27, 2005 - Report this comment
That's quite an email you have there >_> Listen, if you don't like it, you're only supporting them when you use an autobuyer. You might be getting other users frozen and making neopets get angry letters, but you're giving them more pageviews.
Originally wazzup885 - March 01, 2005 - Report this comment
This parody was awesome!:) dude...ive partway left neopets now, they froze my account 4 months ago and im reallly frustrated. i dont spend 24/7 on neo anymore like i used to, i guess things are back to normal cuz the only reason i went back to my account was cuz my friends "discovered" it like a year ago and created a guild....now our leader found gaiaonline.com and our guild is dead, im starting to wonder how i ever had fun on that site. the only thing that i guess came out of it was i made 2 good online friends and got closer to my current ones, now i dont even bother creating a new account anymore, ive gone through 5 accounts and that have been frozen, true that those last 2 i actually did do something wrong, but only cuz the reasons i got iced befor frustrated me....my very first account, my active account was frozen for "cheating the referal system" in the 2 and a half years i had that account i havent refered even ONE f**king person....sorry for ranting and going on like this since you probably dont care....anyway, if youre on neo again, neomail me (mortal_korbat232) i'll get back to you.....whenever *sigh* P.S. Neopets really seems like its about to die now, but if by some miracle its still up when I'm 18 (I'm 13 right now, well technially im almost 14, TWO MORE WEEKS!^_^w00t) I'm sooo gonna get a job from neo and friggin do lots of s**t from the inside...well if i can that is....i plan to be a game programer ^_^
AntiNeopian - March 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent Song! Please join www.antineopian.com; the official antineopian forums for more AntiNeopian activities!
Jess (USED 2 like NeoPets) - March 17, 2005 - Report this comment
NEoPEts is a controlling natzi site that gets stricter everyday, Ive just had my account frozen for a week because I said on a board that Neopets are too strict!!!! Can u belive that? It just goes to prove my point!
Guy - March 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Yep I can, Neopets AKA control freaks R US.
Soniwizard - March 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice song ^__^ real enjoyable. Oh and I'm leaving a little note to you neodruggies who actually waste time on puke-o-pets As for me I wasted 2 long years of my friggen life on neopets... They make it nice and addictive, jack the prices of all the good stuff WAAAAAY up, and what's worse is they can result being unbuyable... so you stress yourself out by worrying if your gonna win the "auction" just to have something that makes you "stand out" with everyone in else.. "Oh look at me with pretty tyrannian kougre" THEY'RE JUST FUGGIN PIXELS!! A true friend helped me realize that it was all fake and not worth my time. But it disturbs me how long they are actually playing. Most people who join won't leave.... most neocrap members, are actually on ALL DAY! It's unhealthy I tell you. Adam, I know your out there.... draining the youth out of the children, just to get rich off the ads you display off McDonalds and General Mills Breakfast Cereal.... shame :( Well, I'm done here, and I am pretty sure this Guy, guy hates spam as much as the next guy, so if you have any complaints, questions, or comments targeted and this commentary, feel free to Email me at Soniwizardx@gmail.com Peace Out
http://antineopian.com - March 19, 2005 - Report this comment
That was very inspiring, go to http://antineopian.com to read more tragic stories of frozen accounts.
Nic The Crazy And Such - March 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Dude!!!! Love this parody, Neopets has become so infested and horrible, in fact I guess the parody is perhaps a little too nice actually. Oh well, it so rocks nonetheless. DOWN WITH NEOPETS!!!! I would say more but I'm blocked in the mind and all. Anyone who gushes OH I LOVE NEOPETS SOOOOO MUCH o.O, and all such, please clear off, this song is not meant for you. It's meant for those people who believe Neopets is going weirded or has always been weird.
Marapets Hater - March 20, 2005 - Report this comment
MARAPETS WILL FREEZE YOU IF YOU SAY NEOPETS. ITS RUE!
sam - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
i got suspended to day for 47 hours it is unfair and not, right just for giving out free items, i have been suspended 2 times, wait till i get my hands on that person who reported me, theyll pay, but so will neopets, i hate them, the staff r dumb, have no sense, and r control freaks, jeez, do they ever just chill out?
dont hate me dont hate me - April 03, 2005 - Report this comment
im hooked on neopets help me i wanna get off but i lkeep going back i think its some kind of scary brainwasher thingy...
Guy - April 03, 2005 - Report this comment
That is what the parody suggests, "Don't-Hate-Me." Seek some kind of 12 step help before it's too late for you.
Nick - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice song :) Neopets froze me for no reason to, after 50 months of playing, makes me so mad. So now I do cheat on there, they did something unfair to me so I see no difference :)
anti neopets - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Pixels aren't Pets; No Neo Now! www.antineopian.com
S, Neopet Slayer - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm an ex-Neopian. I had 300,000 Neopoints and a bunch of rare stuff. Then I got hacked. I sent a report, but the hacker is still active. They have an "auto-response" system now, which fools little kids into thinking that they care, but it's just a way to not answer it. Neopets and the team should all die horrible deaths. I wrote a parody on "Jingle Bells" about Neopets. It mostly blasts their hypocracy and paranoia. Thank you for writing this parody, Guy. We must spread the word about those horrible ghouls.
Guy - April 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Slayer - You might consider posting your parody on this site if you haven't already. Scammers and crackers try from time to time to post scams on this page but they get removed in short order. Thanks for stopping by and reading this. I'd love to see your parody out here.
why do u ^^ want 2 kno?? - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
good parody ; it's excellently written ^^ i don't necessarily agree w/ all the "neopets sucks" stuff, but it is still well written. some of you are saying that they are control freaks and are paranoid but i don't think so. see, there are 70 million users on neopets, so that's a LOT of neo-mails and bug reports and accounts to check. think about it: wouldn't it be KINDA stressful to be responsible for over 70 million accounts and about 1/3 of those accounts being people who are scammers?? i kno i wouldn't like it. =( sorry to all those people who got their accounts frozen/hacked. i am not defending neopets, but i am not trying to attack it either. one last word: if u r obsessed over the fact that neopets is horrible and spend ur whole life in front of the computer telling people that it stinks and complaining about it and protesting, isn't that just as stupid as someone who is obsessed w/ it?? something to think about... it is just a WEB SITE so nobody needs to get up in arms about it. like making a molehill into a mountain. or "a rolling stone gathers no moss" wait... that doesn't make sense. all this philosophical stuff is just weird. btw guy- i tried singing it but i couldn't...maybe i just can't sing...lol =)
Guy - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Why do u - Thanks for taking the time to read this. This parody was written about 18 months ago long after I quit messing on that silly site. It took me approximately one hour to write this parody and that is all I have ever done as far as anti-neopets goes. I sometimes like to get my frustrations unloaded through sarcasm or parody which is what I did in this case. This song has gotten 90 votes since August 2004. The previous vote count was wiped out by a problem on the site back last August. Lots of people have seen this and that just makes the writing of this that much more satisfying without me carrying on a war with neopets as I have seen others do. So you see I don't have any issues with neopets at all.

This parody is like the gift that keeps on giving. I am a computer professional and I do understand and can appreciate the awesome responsibility that must befall the admins and managers of that site, but they are a bit on the paranoid side and I take issue of their failure to keep the kids the number one priority on their site. I had reported to them a problem on their site concerning a pedophile who was actively stalking a young lady. I have absolute proof of this and they did nothing about the situation. This is where my heartburn with them is the most acute. So thanks again for stopping by and giving this parody a review. Browse around amiright and see some of the excellence that is written here. Peace.
halleigh - April 19, 2005 - Report this comment
I agree neopets does have a bunch of control freaks. I had one account and i was trying to sell some items at the trading post, then I got booted offline I went back on and it said you have been frozen for trying to hack or something.Not quite sure really. So i neomailed them on my main account(wich had over 20mill and tons of rare items pbs and more)i waited about a month and i was logging on and that account had been froozen!!!My friend neomailed them and asked them why I had been frozen and they froze her!!! We have no ideas why they froze us we never did anything wrong but most of theese neopet workers are uptight snobby brits. Instead of neopets(wich i sometimes play) i play marapets wich a load of fun they have an amusment park and more!!!Please join marapets so we can beat neopets!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kmuggee - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
YOU GUYS ARE ALL STUPID I HAD 5 MILLION NEO POINTS I WAS HACKED AND DO YOU THINK I CARED NO! I MAKE GRAPHICS ONLINE FOR PEEPS idiots...
Barbara - April 28, 2005 - Report this comment
i had 2 million neopints and becuse i did nohing, those freaks froze me! is that fair no!!! DOWN WITH NEOPETS!!! THEY SUCK SOOO BADLY! DONT BUY THEIR MERCHANDISE EVEN OR ELSE!!!
Chaoslace - May 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Unfortunately, a major problem with neopets is that they go on a 'he said she said' form of justice, and the moment you get reported, you're immediately locked or frozen, without them trying to take the time to get an explaination. Sadly, it's not only the team that's the issue in completion, it's all of its avid supporters; people they've brainwashed into being neofanatics. Now I'm a neopets player, but I'm in neopets for one reason; the battledome. I'm a 'domer, and I don't really care about any rare items, save my weapons and right now, most of those aren't worth much anyway. The truth is, TNT started out with a great idea, and they did the same as a lot of things, including bands, companies, and others did; they sold out. They decided that their profit margins were more important than their users, and to save a dollar, every hacking or cracking suspicion, even if it was just schoolyard name calling, should be immediately dealt with in a nazi-esque fashion. Now I'm one to believe in tough love, but the way they do things on heresay is what bothers me most. Someone I know was frozen for adopting a pet that was in a beauty contest..someone accused her of trying to take the credit or some nonsense..and in reality all she'd done is just adopt a disowned pet. There's so many cliques in Neopets of the users that have been there for 5+years that TNT fawns over because of all the stuff they have and whatnot; It's like any corporate system; he who kisses the boss's ass gets the benefits, and the little man gets crushed. The parody was funny, but it's made me reevaluate a lot of things reading all these accounts of being frozen for nothing. I'm a paranoid myself, I trust no one in power, so I figure it's just a matter of time till TNT freezes me for some imagined infraction. Still, I don't care. I just like to 'dome, and I'll continue to fight in the dome until they decide I'm too good or something. Ha. They can take my account, but everyone on that site will remember my win record; especially those I pwn. Good work on this man. Peace.
anonymous - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
I played fair... I restocked manually i bought and sold. I never posted on a neoboard. I helped sick pets. and I got frozen. why? i mistakenly called my pet a Transsexual in a neomail... he was a female and got changed with the lab ray to a male. Well what would you call a change from a male to a female? So they froze my account. So you know what? I cheat now. I buy cracked accounts. I sold unsellable starter paint brushes, I use autobuyers and shop wiz snipers. and you know what I say to Neopets ? screw you. If you werent so ridiculously anal about what I mentioned in a neomail to an adult. I was asking for help on how to change my pets sex back. If that were such a flipping problem well then WHY CHANGE IT IN THE FIRST PLACE. So neopets gets what they deserve. I cheat now and will not ever stop. Now that they've gone corporate, coddle favorites like hrobi featheralley etc...I have no qualms about cheating. In fact I encourage you all do to so. If you live outside the US there is NOTHING neopets can do but freeze your account.. (which you run the risk of anyway) so cheat. If its as simple as holding the F5 key down do it. TNT has sold out and gets ZERO respect from me. Oh and by the way... I have over 100 accounts if you play you've bought items from me. Do i cheat other players? No. I am quite kind to kids and 'newbies' But I have no tolerance for TNT's arbitrary freezings. Oh.. and use Mozilla with Adblock so you wont have to support those morons. You can block ALL the stupid ads very easily. Take that you corporate sellouts.
how not to get frozen - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Each time you change acoounts you have to delete the cookies in your browser. They track all acccounts that you have accessed with that browser. So each time you switch accounts delete the neopets cookies and clear your browser history. Second use an anonymous proxy. Google the key words and you'll find hundreds of them listed. That way neopets wont IP block you if you have cable. if you have ADSL or a modem good for you.. your ip changes. (ADSL) you need to reboot the modem to change IP. NEVER talk on the neoboards. Idiots are there waiting to report you. One of my friends was IP banned because of a very funny joke neoboard. Title "free stamp" inside board... "but the glue on the back will cost you 300k nps." haha right ? no ICED for scamming. Scamming what? a laugh???? So you're learning right? NEVER POST. NEVER talk about your items to ANYONE. I would suggest not doing any 2 player battledoming either. USE a Router. why? because you can claim that you're on a network and someone else did whatever wrong and you can prove it.. (routers are cheap.. they allow multiple computers to access through the same modem. if you have a cable modem and are too lazy to use a proxy ) Finally .. dont neomail anyone... dont accept neofriend invitations .. close your guild invitations...etc.... if no one ever hears from you .. speaks to you ... talks about you.. you're not likely to be bothered. Stay to yourself... keep your mouth shut about the good stuff you have and you may be spared. By the way... isnt that a grand thing to teach young children? How about it pays to suck to the staff? lastly.. the game they just came out with..... SUCKS... dont waste the money.
Ashleigh - May 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Holy crap somebody spells their name jus like mine.....i have never found ne1 who has their name spelt the same as mine
Eve - May 11, 2005 - Report this comment
You people must be a tad bit embarrased, WHY...??? your probably asking? Because you wrote a song about animated pictures that arent even alive or real. If you thought you were that good of an artist you would have spent your time on a song that would earn you money not comments. neopets is a site based for CHILDREN i dont know how old y'all are,but if you go on there but your obviously old enough to jump onto a site and swear and all that so you mustnt be children. Which is kinda pathetic in a way. Is that all you guys care about? Neopets and how they should die? You guys are slowly becoming obsessed with a childrens virtual game. Find something better to do with your time rather then sit on a computer and write songs about pixels and brag about how bad a program is because you cant have it your way. Take it from me, i work with children up to the age of 16, im a psycologist and deal with obsessions every day
Sure you are - May 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Eve, it's psychologist, if you were wondering. Might want to return your diploma and license and actually go to school instead.
debbie and hey girlfriend and eddie - May 14, 2005 - Report this comment
hello ticket i like eggs
gunbike - May 15, 2005 - Report this comment
you ******* copied me!
mnm - May 16, 2005 - Report this comment
i hate neopets. i think this song didnt even BEGIN to describe how bad they are!!!!
rich - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
i thought it was good but what i really want to know is how you got 14,000,000 nps because im broke man.
joe - May 19, 2005 - Report this comment
i hate neopets. but i cant help my self to stay away from it....... noooooooooo
iluvgcwaymore - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment
I got my account suspended for two days just for naming my guild The First Church of St.Jimmy!
Valareos - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Devils advocate here.... dont flame me im on your side :P This is coming from the view of a network admin. All those accounts, all those sites, all those people and transactions... there is only one way that neopet admins can handle it. That is to automate freezing. Thats right, automate freezing. Imagine this. A true hacker will have a larger np per day than a normal person. So neopets sets their server to flag people who make more than a certain amount in a day, then track their progress. hackers would have this type of pattern day 1: 100K day 2: 300k day 3: 200k while a normal player would have this type. day 1: 25K day 2: 3K day 3: 150K this raises the dillema. Those who just happen to be that good at the games and such can earn a lot, as can one who has nothing better to do than to scour the site for 8 hours at a time (and gain the randoms) programs can not discriminate against the patterns. Now, so far, so good. here is were neopets is messing up. They assume guilt. instead of going in and investigating the records for tell tail signs of hacking or auto, it is easier and more cost effective to keep them banned unless you can PROVE you are innocent. I had an account banned 3 years ago, one that had existed since the game began. It was banned because their game glitched, gave me a humungous score on a game, but it was me supposedly that cheated. I still play neopets, but I dont spend all day on it. its called moderation. dont try to get a million in a month, that just raises attention. read fully their rules. it IS there right to state they dont want any religion, however silly that may be. and its their right to ban. now that im done with that.. can I pleaaase finally get Valareos unbanned??? huffs~
Hi - June 06, 2005 - Report this comment
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Ali - June 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Love your song, Neopets is becoming to corrupt, I still have my first account with me, I try really hard to follow the rules and I always seem to pull through... but I don't play Neopets hardly anymore, it is way to commercialized and overrun by attemping-to-strike-any-minute hackers, spammers, stupid people too...
Chloe C. (a random American-Chinese girl, but that doesn't matter) - June 19, 2005 - Report this comment
First of all, the parody is awesome~! I love parodies xD Although, I am one of the uhm, less sucessful Neopians, I have lost an account (but that was due to my carelessness). The loss of something, especially if it was earned from hard work, can feel pretty awful. But the main purpose of Neopets is to have fun, and even those without millions of NP can do that. If it really hurts to lose it all, then you're taking it a little too seriously. Chatting, and getting invovled in certain communities, such as guilds, can be your main source of 'fun' on Neopets. (Directed at no one, and supposedly neutral statements, even if they don't seem like it) About the unfair freezing of accounts... I guess that really is a problem. But they might BE aware, and are just having problems fixing it. Maybe it'd be best to just bear with it. (But I agree, they do need help...) If it's their problem, all you can do is find your own solution (and in most cases, just forget about Neopets). Or you could just go after an 'unsucessful' Neopian life. I believe it's okay to express your feelings, and complain (once again, directed at no one), but doing things like petitions to put down Neopets (as I have seen in some places) is pretty stupid. If you don't want to be involved, and if it's not affecting you, then just leave it alone. There are plenty of things in the world that are corrupt, but you just have to learn to deal with it, in the best possible manner.
Chloe C. (continued) - June 19, 2005 - Report this comment
(This part got cut off) I am 13, and my English if not of a very high standard, so if anything I say doesn't make sense, or seemed pointless, I apologize. If anything I say is naive, then too bad x3
KC - June 19, 2005 - Report this comment
did any of you hack into neopets? can u help me hack into them bcuz i had 2 million neopets i get frozen 4 nuttini just wanna hack them tell me!
Darkness - June 20, 2005 - Report this comment
this really works! this is not a scam. check it out for yourself! http://fs8.formsite.com/ublackdragon_23/form305982905/index.html
forget it not telling - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment
loved the parody, had to read the whole thread to see the wide range of comments. Yep, I was frozen last year because NP thought I had too many accounts, my 10 yr old was absolutely devastated and refuses to play anymore, so she goes to Marapets and she loves it there. Still, targeting kids unfairly and allowing accounts to stand for those who wish to use the boards as a dating place is WRONG WRONG WRONG, and NP is headed for major legal disaster if they allow it to continue. I play myself but am not so enthused about it as I use to be, I also can earn lots of points in a short time and am only playing games with 1 of my 2 accounts. If they freeze me, to hell with them, I can move on but am sickened by some of the garbage I read on the boards. I disagree with those who say it's JUST a game, no it's more, it's a money grab, Reeses, Lucky Charms, etc etc, and changing Clover Rover and Mootix Drop so now you earn much less points and have to spend more time on the site is a too obvious money grab. You get to the point where it's like forget it, time to go for a walk or play chess, summer is coming and I refuse to haggle with these Nazi control freaks thousands of miles away who deliberately hurt kids. At least I know I can take it better, but I won't forgive them for hurting my child.
what do you think it is - June 24, 2005 - Report this comment
You are very long winded. That might as well been a story instead of a song.
what do you think it is - June 24, 2005 - Report this comment
I think that this is a waste of time.
forget it not telling - June 24, 2005 - Report this comment
well had to vent somewhere - anyone has the option of NOT reading is, such is the beauty of free speech:)
lilangel - June 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, my story begins with me, finding the neopets site and saying, "wow, this looks like fun!"my first accont, frozen. apparantly, I had "Attempted to give out my password"or somelike.after another few accounts, I finally found the joy of neopets- quitting.
Malena - June 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Neopets is pissing me of. Sorry for the language but its true.. I mean.. I played for ages.. I loved batteling. I had such STRONG pets I had sooo many hidden tower items.. over 10million np in items and around 20million no. It was great.. and then one day.. I tryied logging in.. and neopets apparently thought I was cheating with MULTIPLE accounts to get money.. They are so ridiculus! This was my ONLY account and no one else logged from my computer onto their neopet account. This is insane. I found it better quitting then putting numerous hours and hard work to regain the neopoints.. and If I would create another neopets account and NEW pets.. I would still want my old ones... its shit.. by the way, I love your poem.. it beautiful.
A shaman from Neopia named sonic_moo........ - July 02, 2005 - Report this comment
If you demise the realm of Neopia, I will give you a haiku curse. It goes like this: Maradans shall lose the fight against Neopia Neopians shall win
The Dancer in the darkness - July 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Geez, people! You got frozen. Whoop-de-doo. Live with it and get off the computer. What good will it do if you sit on a chat room dissing a child's websight?
~[Death became pardoned]~ - July 11, 2005 - Report this comment
That is e'fing messed up... I don't get how you can get anything on neopets... I've been on there for a year and I haven't even gotten over 10000 neopoints...
.o0o.queen.o0o. - July 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Neopets is boring, the only thing i like like is the guilds section, join ~*celebrity heaven*~ !
Bob - July 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Dose Neopets have a virus??? I REALLY wanna know!!! Neo pets is Way to stricked with that FROZEN POLICY!
joseph - July 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey people i have caught on to why the staff does this.Well they see you doing something bad one day.like lets say one day you called someone retarded,or a n00b,or said something that had president bush in it.well they remember this stuff,dont do anything at the moment.but then they see you have lots of np and they dont like that ,they remember what happened months or years ago and use that to ban ur account,those priks.so,if you plan on gettiing lots of np and not getting banned do this before playing a game look online for glitches.cus neopets mistake glitches for cheats so make sure you dont run into these dont neomail or chat to anyone! sooner or later you will say something that neopets staff no like. dont refresh at good timing at the shop.that means like dont refresh every second exactly for 2 minuts in a row or theyle think ur using a refresher programm. dont have any name that would be offensive to a 2 year old,like dont name ur pet poop,or stupid. make sure you logout of neopets when ur done,if its on 24/7 and ur still logged theyle think ur using a cheet program dont give any personal info at all,make up REAL names like bob or george dont bring up any attention to yourself in any way,dont enter contests,or anything,just make sure neopets staff dosn't aknollege ur existance or anyone else for that matter,dont tell ur friends even,only u know about this account,and make sure you dont get any hi scores on games.
joseph - July 15, 2005 - Report this comment
dont make a guild or add anything to ur look up.dont make neofreinds.neopets will have no excus to freese u.if you sign up as a 4-8 account or something like that they wont freese u,mi friend got 32,280,082 np and quit neopets and gave it to the money tree that way.oh ya keep all ur items into safety deposit and np in bank.when u get rich,neostaff will take money and items away by making pant devil come up as a fequent random event and he usual takes all the np at once,and dont try to keep going in and out of the bank becuase they will pretend to be tax beast and steal ur np,again. also make sure that u use a completly different email addres to sign up,and well,that is all ^_^
joseph - July 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Ashleigh you are retarded beyond all belief.and somebody said i wondered how someone got 1 mill np in a month.pshhh,thats pretty easy.my freind got 1 million and a bottled fairie and a boot in one day,it was a few k over a million.well if you start from 12at day to 12 at night its easy.restock at the maraquan pet pet place.one costs 10k but sells for 40 k and all you got to do is restock a humoungouss long amount off time on these and ur done,and plus u refreshed sooooo damn much you get alot of random happenings but once u got a few mill of this ti gets bad unless u put ur stuff in safe keeping
joseph - July 15, 2005 - Report this comment
The Dancer in the darkness ,neopets is inhabitied with teens and angry midle aged moms that have no neofreinds andport you for calling them poor.Hey people if you liked neopets but hated the staff and people then go to subeta.org,its neopets minus the ****tards,50 million players,and random frosen ness,.they only frosen 90 out of 30 k or so people,oonly 250 users are logged on at once though usualy.theres caht and a message board.and the board and chat is good because they have serious topics and you can talk about stuff without being bitched at by staff and player for being off topic,cus theres a topic for everything.plus u start out with 10,000 sp and the pets are cooler.and there are 4 x12 pets,all i remember ss it shows 4 pets per page and 12 pages
Jamie - July 15, 2005 - Report this comment
This parody is great and very creative =) ... My account got frozen for creating multiple accounts which i obviously did not ...I have pets like the pink uni, aged snicklebeast attached to a brown kiko, baby uni ,a very strong strawberry jetsam which is my battle pet n 138 av which is suppose to be 140 av now ...All only in 1 account ... I don't understand how i will get frozen for creating multiply accounts cause this sounds ridiculous ... Im the only user on, i have lots of items in my SDB waiting to be in trade with my friend and yeah, FROZEN...after i got frozen, i self-freeze my other 32 months account and my side account ... I will never play Neopets again
The Dancer in the Darkness - July 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Joseph, That didn't make sence. If you get frozen Neopets has a reason. They just don't go freezing people for fun. sometimes they make a mistake, but just start a new account or actually DO something then sit on your butt and complain about a sight that's just trying to protect their sight from people like ad0. Gosh, you people make such a big deal about things!
The Dancer in the Darkness - July 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Sonic_moo, very true. Marapets will lose the fight.
AntiNeopian - July 16, 2005 - Report this comment
If you like this song, please come to www.antineopian.com
A New Anti-Neopian - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment
I need to vent a bit then I will be alright. I am 43, I have a family and an extended weekend family of nephews and nieces - 10 in all. We all get together and I have 4 networked computers in my home so the kids play neopets all weekend long. Trading stuff and exploring. back in January 2002 I began doing the daily routine on my families accounts. It takes me 1/2 hour per day and this has been going on until last week. Thats a very large portion of my time - I do not regret it (until now) because my childrens accounts were in the 2-5 million np range each. I taught my children about scammers and hackers and spent countless hours going from computer to computer answering questions and the like for over 3 years now. This is where the sadness and anger rolls in as this weekend Neopets has decided to freeze ALL of our accounts with the message: You MAY have either fallen for a scam or submitted your account information to a fake login page. If you'd like information on getting your account back, please contact us by clicking here. My kids and their cousins are devastated. What do we do now? I have a full house and no-one can play a thing. My anger is so high that I am shaking writing this. How do you tell a 12 year old that something she has worked a quarter of her life for is taken away at the drop of a hat because some moron at Neopets decided that they were making too much nps - or somehow my doing the dailies for my kids and their cousins is an unpardonable sin. I make a good living and I have spent literally thousands on Neopet merchandise from the cards at 5 bucks a pack to plushies and now McDonalds merchandise. This just irks me to no end - I am so hot under the collar that I want to talk to someone directly at Neopets and tell them exactly what I think of their new high and mighty rulebook. But no - they have some stupid form you fill out and wait for a damned response. Well its been 5 days and still no response... answer the damned email guys! From this day forward we will never grace their site again nor will we ever buy a single thing that says neopets on it. I could go on almost indefinitely on how I feel but to put it this way, I wonder if any of the Neopets staff have ever had to watch a couple 12 years old girls cry for hours as you try to explain to them what has happened to their countless hours of hard work. They may be 12 but they take pride in their accomplishments, it may seem silly but that account means a hell of a lot to them, and their feelings mean a hell of a lot to me. As a final note - may Neopets burn in hell for all eternity! Amen. PS - the parody is very good. Hope to hell that neopets grows a brain before morpe people are turned off it like we are
Nicky B - July 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Sorry, but you lot REALLY need to grow up! Heh, I actually started laughing when I saw that. You really took all that time to write something as trivial as this! It''s just a game!! >xD Too be honest, you're all egoists, and especially you, Flirtybutt. To have phoned up the neopets team to get your account back. Neopets don't freeze account's for no reason, and if they do (which is extremely rare, I interviewed them once) that unfortunate person should get their account back within two weeks. And to the person who had all their family of 10 neices on the weekend frozen, (or something along those lines!) while using the same computer system. Neopets doesn't use the correct reasons as to why an account has been frozen, it sounds to me as though you were actually frozen for multiple account use (there are messages of this offence at the top of the daily pages). I know it's had when you lose an account, but it happens everyday! As if the neopets team actually mean to hurt you!? Just forget about it and move on!
Nessa - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, I HATE Neopets. They terminate love, (the rules say that your pets can't date), won't let you have free speech (so you can't say anything on the NeoBoards), encourage war (Meridell and Maraqua) and have favouriteism (featheralley, for example - when she loses her items through a glitch, she always gets them back really quickly). I mean, the way Neopets is advertised, you'd think it was an online version of Disneyworld! I got iced because some retarded n00bs said that the story I posted on TNW board was rude. It was about how my pets had met - Salem and Lulu got married, had kids and lived happily ever after. I'd only been on for two months, so yeah, I was a newbie. I went on the boards and I thought: "Hey, chatrooms have free speech, right?" I hate them.
The Dancer in the Darkness - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Nicky B's right! It's just a stupid game! Why don't you dolts face this and live with it?
Britt - July 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Well neopets is pretty gay because well your account gets frozen for every little thing you say i told some girl about how my mom has breast cancer and they froze my account!!! Can you believe that? it's soOoOoOoOo gay!!! I mean i told the girl why i was going to be gone for a few days and they froze my account!!!!:(
laura - August 06, 2005 - Report this comment
great song. if anyone has any tips on how to hack neopets and piss them off in general- cheats would be great as well- please email me with them at looby_lou_2003@hotmail.com thanks
Riri - August 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Seriously, if you guys hate neopets, make a petition that sayds for them to get rid of auto so you know they checked! I might, neomail me, As Im going to leave you guessing on who I am! I post on I/S boards regularly! Kapeish? Ok! Sionara! - KoniKimono
Celestial_star Dust - August 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey! I have a neopets site, and i liearned alot from this..... (cheeze, now I want to get frozen) It gets old and repetitive after a while anyway, so just realize you arent missing anything.^_^
someone - August 15, 2005 - Report this comment
i know how to hack neopets just change your email in neopets to i_hacked_neopets@hotmail.com and sent your name to it with a wish list. within 2 weeks i will get you the things you want or at least most of them. (not to much or you could get frozen)
Riri - August 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Giyahhh... someone, thats a scam nd we all know it. BTW, what your account name?
jannell - August 18, 2005 - Report this comment
i did not read it
jackjkjk - August 21, 2005 - Report this comment
didnt really think the rythem was there like in the orginal. Sorry but good try
A very pissed Gurl - August 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Neopets sucks! I just abandoned my account like, a week ago. I was really sucessful (Account name: Bria4eva92) but after a while i got sick of it. TNT is just a bunch of rule happy freakazoids who are happy that they can go off and freeze people with the click of a button. I mean, they never think about how it is on your half of the line. You have pets and items worth probably more then neopets itself, more then half the average amount of avatars each player has, and everything else you could hope for. Then, while restocking an item, your frozen for having an auto-restocker. YEAH RIGHT. I had my account frozen like 3 times, and what a fight i had to go through to get it back! And dont get me started on guilds. No contests, to activities, no games, WHY NOT JUST SAY NO FUN?!?! And they screwed up the auctions so that you dont have the exact amount of time until the auction is over, so you cant really be sure you'll get the item. The rule page is longer then life itself! I mean, GOD. And TNT practically never responds. They freezed all those innocent accounts on dupe day for simply coming in contact with certain items. DID PEOPLE HAVE A CHOICE? I mean, the stupid dupers were sending out items to everyone! And damnit, if you saw a freaking royal pb in the money tree, WOULDNT YOU TRY TO GET IT?!?!? Neopets just addicts people to the point of no return, and once the person gets rich they freeze them. Does it make sense that if anyone hits 1 bill neopoints they are automatically frozen, for SCAMMING? Nope, TNT never even considered the fact that maybe you worked your butt off for that np. Now, I have said my part and i am content. Good day. :)
sammy - August 25, 2005 - Report this comment
HI, my name is sammy davids and i work at neopets lmt and i just want to say anyone else other then ME!! askin for your username and password r scammers BELIEVE ME!! i work at neopets sight but not for long but i am willing to give anyone what ever thay wants just simply email me with your password and username and tell what and how much you want and it will be done no questions asked PROMISE. DIZZEESHIFTAL@hotmail.com
forget it not telling - August 25, 2005 - Report this comment
hhmmmm this person telling US to get a life after our kids were so hurt perhaps should be spending less time on here........ we can complain all we want, and oh the beauty of free speech!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
maddog007396 - August 27, 2005 - Report this comment
i love this parody i use to like neopets but now i hate it i got frozen for religous talk and minor insults i got frozen ealier today now i need somrthing to get revenge on them i hope neopets very bad luck in the furture and lot of scammer and cheaters join neopets by the way love your site it is great the song is good too
web_wizard_888 - August 27, 2005 - Report this comment
rofl that's funny. :P
forget it not telling - August 27, 2005 - Report this comment
gotta be some humour in all this discussion, there's LOTS of games to play online. One comfort we have is that NP doesn't have any monopoly on online fun!!
Meiloyn (neo-slayer) - August 27, 2005 - Report this comment
I love this poem! Main Reason: Neopets wasted my life. I was once frozen for saying "Merry Christmas." (*High Pitched Voice* You've been frozen for posting about religious content) Then I tried again. Frozen for hacking into theneopetsteam. I don't even hack for crying out loud! >:O Then it hit me. All I was doing was trying to earn pixels to buy pixels for pixels. Then I was like, "SCREW NEOPETS!" I went to another community website: www.gaiaonline.com . I am Meiloyn there by the way. The place may be a bit infested with noobs, but I don't care. At least they aren't report-happy and the admins/mods aren't ghastly. It's far more fun in Gaia. YOu get to buy stuff for your avatar and dress it up and make it look cool and ORIGINAL! Whoo!!!
maddog007396 - August 28, 2005 - Report this comment
i hate puppyfire_123 i can't belive that 11 years just got right in to the board it is so un fair gueesing she had aprent consent form or somthin anyway i make her cry over the iternet it soo funny i laugh at her tears and wish to torture her more her pain makes me feel graet the chillin scream of puupyfire_123 her suffering pain her name a nikki makes me feel so goood i think i just say i got frozen yesterday for calling some one stupid i also was warned foe religous talk and spamming
vxfgdfgd - August 28, 2005 - Report this comment
i submitted this parodie in the neopian articles but it only had 867 words so i add my own veres to the end hehehe
like your song but hate F@#!$%'in neopests - August 31, 2005 - Report this comment
nice song exccelnt rymes good lyrics
Karisa - August 31, 2005 - Report this comment
I just quit neopets because of how rude ppl were! I love this song! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA! neopets should lighten up!
The Wiggles - September 01, 2005 - Report this comment
i like the wiggles
[K]rista` - September 01, 2005 - Report this comment
WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE GET ME AN AUTOBUYER OR A HACK OR SOMETHING SO I CAN GET MY EFFING ACCOUNT BACK FROM SOMEONE THAT STOLE IT FROM ME? PLEASE?! STUPID NEOPETS WONT DO A THING FOR ME!!! HERES MY EMAIL IF YOU CAN SEND ME SOME HELP... october_moon1163@hotmail.com
ggggggggggggggg - September 02, 2005 - Report this comment
can't think of anything to say
Helen - September 02, 2005 - Report this comment
now that they have all these ads, it strikes me as funny how they show victoria's secret ads talking about their "sexiest eye makeup", yet the word sexy is blocked on the neoboards what hypocrits
neopets - September 03, 2005 - Report this comment
theneopetsteam i sure do hate
caitly - September 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Not sure if you guys got the news but I do believe that MTV.com bought neopets.com .........................so obviously someone is making money off of neopets....... Your song was confusing but ....like they say........freedom of speech...........ROCK ON! :)
The Answer Man - September 12, 2005 - Report this comment
for all those wanting to get quick neopoints with the cheat programs....www.gamerzplanet.net/forums/ showthread.php?t=114958&page=4 all the programs in that forum work, and they tell you which ones have a low or high freeze rate....the autorefresher in spider mode will make you 100-300k a day easy, I use it every couple of weeks to get more money to play the slots....the only thin I ever do on neopets :P
em - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
neopets is for babys go 2 power pals u can chat with friends and ev
yo mama - September 18, 2005 - Report this comment
haha thats was very corny u r so lame in the game if u what to see it shine srub it with a mop (singin to dropo it likes its hot by snoopdogg)
pascal - September 21, 2005 - Report this comment
i use fab ab, im looking for an better ab , like badger orsome.. if u have an better( private ) ab mail me, im willing to pay orsome.. masterlijke_pascal@hotmail.com ty
NEOPETS_SUCKS - September 21, 2005 - Report this comment
NEOPETS IS TERRIBLE, TNT IS PARANOID AND CRAZY, MY DREAM IS TO TAKE DOWN THE SITE ONE TNT STAFF MEMBER AT A TIME =) I HOPE THE SITE BURNS! BURNS! BURNS!
christine(neo supporterr!~~0 - September 21, 2005 - Report this comment
mmmm.....your lyke s stupid because lyke....neopets rocks~!! and tnt islike onle doing thier job so shut-up. becuase is u didnt want 2 b frozen followw the rules! but..um ..yah lyke do you still have the 14 million or sumth1n cause if uu dont then can i have it? my account is angelbaby_8653. And by the waYS, WHATS AMERICAN PIE? oopsdfie sorry caps block. byeeeeE!!!!
Just another Anti Neopian. - September 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Pretty good. I've never heard the real song, but everything in the parody is correct... You were WAY too easy on them, though.
neopets = nazi - September 24, 2005 - Report this comment
mmmm.....your lyke s stupid because lyke....neopets rocks~!! and tnt islike onle doing thier job so shut-up. becuase is u didnt want 2 b frozen followw the rules! but..um ..yah lyke do you still have the 14 million or sumth1n cause if uu dont then can i have it? my account is angelbaby_8653. And by the waYS, WHATS AMERICAN PIE? oopsdfie sorry caps block. byeeeeE!! hahahaha what an idiot you can't even speel and you don't now hat amercian pie is so stupid anyways if you like neopets why are you even here dumbass
Molly - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Arrhg!!! I traded 8 of the 9 petpet map peices for a disco dancing mehog book, at the time it was worth over 100thous. then a few days later, the name of the book said it was calle "new" and the description of it was "todo"... and I had spent all my np on those maps!!! TNT wont even so anything about it!! I am soooo mad! Email me if you know anything I can do about it!! Ima_bratty1@yahoo.com
jake - September 30, 2005 - Report this comment
holy shit this is a big boARD neopets suck!
molly - September 30, 2005 - Report this comment
gigidy
stuck to neopets - September 30, 2005 - Report this comment
i liked the parody but i cant say neopets suck because i have never gotten frozen how ever its boring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they dont care about the people there and for gods sake they give you neopoints for saying how much it rock s!!!!!! they just become rich by using bushs ideas!!!!!! "you might have done it" " !!!!!!!!!!!! suck on get rid of bush and macdonalds and neopets will have no infleuencis !!!!!!! im only 9 but lets spread the word of how bad it is [ or let people get frozen] my friends and cousin are neopian geeks!!!!!! and i need help!!! the only friend i have who agrees with me is only one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i need help!!!!!!!!!! P.S i dont know how to log of neopets please tell me how
stuck to neopets - September 30, 2005 - Report this comment
when i say how to log off i mean as in leave
Danyella - October 01, 2005 - Report this comment
That neopet thing up there is a lie. Neopets makes the world go round. the fqds make music and sound. cause neopets make us extra chances. without neopia there would be no dances. there is no neo root beer. but i still will cheer. Neopets rule, 'cause they dont drule. Neopets are smart. this comes from the heart. -Danyella-
stuck to neopets - October 01, 2005 - Report this comment
neopets is sooooooooo boring. i cant get to antineopian could some one help me get there
Crazy Man - October 01, 2005 - Report this comment
the parody sucked neopets rock itts the best in the world!!!!! wanna bet it sucks i was joking!!!!!!!!!!!!
Peter -Uh actually Neopets is awesome! - October 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Well I thought the parody was interesting, but I completely am against the message that Neopets sucks and all the jazz. They have every right to be paranoid. They work with a site worth 25 million dollars.. I would be woried too about people hacking and messing up my copyrighted and trademarked site that I put alot of work into. I've played for the last 4 & 1/2 years and have been nothing but satisfied with the site. :) I even own a domain dedicated to the site and merchandise (www.neoassistance.com).
neo warrior - October 02, 2005 - Report this comment
i surrender to marapets power pets no more neopets ect i was forced to say that parody was awesome neopets will die you here me DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meiloyn - October 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Get a life you neopets lovers! Don't you realize that they put spyware on your computer?
yggvbbvgn - October 02, 2005 - Report this comment
neopets are the stupidest thing that I ever tried the people who started it are jackasses
jazz man - October 02, 2005 - Report this comment
the para a a dy was gr ea ttrttt!!!!1 neo pets su cks yeah sucks su su su su sucks oh yeah it sucks sucks sucks
jake - October 03, 2005 - Report this comment
neopets do put spy ware on your computer its happened to me and then ispent alot of money fixing it than i created an account named amon alamasay and got frozen for no reason i look forward to tankball sherewood runescape pummeling those neopian retards asses into the ground!
jake - October 03, 2005 - Report this comment
and almost every person i look up is frozen!
stuck to neopets - October 03, 2005 - Report this comment
jake make an anti neopets website i wana join if you do
jake - October 04, 2005 - Report this comment
i might just do that
the wiggles - October 04, 2005 - Report this comment
i still like the wiggles
jake - October 04, 2005 - Report this comment
i almost had a paint brush!
Adam/Donna from TNT - October 04, 2005 - Report this comment
haw your so dumb you if you acturly believe us ha! your so stupid and we are famous so ha!! you will never destroy neopets ha! yuor so stupid to fall for it HaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHas
Doug - October 07, 2005 - Report this comment
what they said
jake - October 07, 2005 - Report this comment
your stupid if you think your tnt
jake - October 08, 2005 - Report this comment
and if you are tnt what did i send to your email?
NeoLover - October 08, 2005 - Report this comment
u suck i love neopets!!!
jake - October 08, 2005 - Report this comment
you dont realize what they are doing do you? i made a new account after that one and they froze that for no reason to so now i send profanity to thier e mails 5 times a day and its really funny how they only answer to those ones
stuck to neopets - October 08, 2005 - Report this comment
neo will die they randomly freeze people
Adam/Donna from TNT - October 09, 2005 - Report this comment
we dont pay attention to normal peoples emails.
jake - October 10, 2005 - Report this comment
you apperantly paid attention to mine because i sent a personal letter
Adam/Donna from TNT - October 10, 2005 - Report this comment
the other t tnt guys pay attention
jake - October 10, 2005 - Report this comment
so everyone except you pay attention to the game
Donna Williams - October 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Listen you guys. We have a site that is worth 30 million dollars. We do not put spyware into your computer. The only reason that we started neopets is because we wanted to let kids have fun. We only freeze your accounts if you have done something bad. And we do not ignore your replys. If we have frozen your account and you did not do anything, then we are sorry, but you will not get your account back, or else everybody will be saying that they didn't cheat ( including the scammers) so we have take certain cautions. Good-day to you. Oh, and I will report your poem for harrassment.
jake - October 10, 2005 - Report this comment
people can say whatever they want on another site you losers you dont control the internet just that stupid site that consumes people and by the way no neopet staff would waste their time argueing on a poem that says neopets lie
stuck to neopets - October 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Listen you guys. We have a site that is worth 30 million dollars. We do not put spyware on your computer. The only reason that we started neopets was to lets kids have fun. for get the rest] oh ho ho i suppose its fun for kids to pay you idiots and i if not get treated badly. not only that but you think you own the web site don't you? well you don't because that stupid police chia is the main neopet. only 10 percent out of 90 percent is not a scammer cheater frozen person hacker ect. if you reaport someone like featheralley or someone who likes neo you get warned\frozen. neo will freeze you if you say somthing bad about them. the games are badly made copies of other games and all neo does is add neopets and say they got the idea. they like mcdonalds (OMG) they brain wash to get kids to buy their crap. mara is better go their . if you want or go to www.no-more-neopets.com and places like that . Fight the power! Viva La Resitince!! P.S jake please make an anti neopets site and make me a member. i have no email so tell me in this parody review place. May neopets burn! so good night and fight the war on neopets!!!!!!!!!
stuck to neopets also known as ian a russian in bloodline boy - October 11, 2005 - Report this comment
if you think neo is just a kid site your wrong. neo is making kid buy that crap. if this continues soon the kids will be adults and vote adam or donna as president\el presidentate\ect and neo is like hitler on the shoulders of young people. oh ya if you think your donna or adam one is sure to be a fruad so shut up if you are adam or donna cause neo will have a downfall like hitler along with its sponsers(if their dumb enought to stay till neo falls) and will be betten by who? if you unite we can cause their downfall! and we can make anti neo sites use our accounts in neo to wreck havoc! they think they own the internet! lets join other anti neo and other pet sites and get better sponcers! wendys sierra atari ect ect... well we must fight the evil! before they take over the internet! you know what if you look up neopets freezing will you find out that its perficttly fair? no! what you do see is freezing horror stories. neo will fall down with new zealand! ( realy i neaver realy liked them and ashigla or what ever lost chances fo me tlike them.) i like russian tsars cause im realated to one . up with russia germany sweden prussia and china! down with bush new zealand england(who lost their mind is is now crazy.) and the rest good by and good luck! -Ian thre russian
some person - October 13, 2005 - Report this comment
its a bad site but who cares
Adam - October 13, 2005 - Report this comment
i dissagree.
spelling cop to Adam - October 13, 2005 - Report this comment
What you just said was "I don't sagree." It's "I disagree"; you should not have doubled the "s".
Adam - October 13, 2005 - Report this comment
i disagree there i spelt it right.
Mr. Kritik - October 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Well now you didd.
stuck to neopets - October 13, 2005 - Report this comment
you adam have a butt about as big as the universe so your an idoit morun and azzwhol
jake - October 13, 2005 - Report this comment
nicely put stuck to neopets lol
stuck to neopets - October 13, 2005 - Report this comment
and you donna have a brain the size of a microscopic pea and you think neo is the bets
Josh - October 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Bull crap neopets doesn't lie... You have to be buddy-buddy with the staff if your account gets froze......I quit it long ago, because mine was frozen, and I really didn't do anything wrong. It is almost as corruped as our president.. And Adam & Donna are reaping all the benifits.. Go man, nice.
stuck to neopets - October 13, 2005 - Report this comment
and dougs big butt that sitts on the big chair luaghes till his big butt hurts and he get s his big butt lotion and he will soon lose his big butt and his big head and will lose all his big money to his big web site
What the ???? - October 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Neopets rocks, don't diss it. My dad is the creator! I have 100,000,000 neopoints, and 3 royal pets. Thanks Daddy <3 I love you!
jake - October 14, 2005 - Report this comment
oh wow three royal pets and 100,00,00 np like thats going to stop me from hating neopets espeacially when it takes years to make that much playing games
hey butt head - October 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey Butt Head Which IS What Is Very Stupid Hes A Butt Head
jake - October 15, 2005 - Report this comment
huh?
hey butt head - October 15, 2005 - Report this comment
i was talkin about the son of doug or adam if he is
Markov Bassinook - October 15, 2005 - Report this comment
i think your all wrong (i m talkin about all of you)(neopet lovers too) (This means YOU) neopets is stupid for like 10 year olds. BUT it if it does suck then letrs leave it alone. the worst they cand do is get brainwashed people to tell you to. SO WHAT?}?}?}? They are so Hsit ssle and ......... ........ however they do do stuff that make people mad and insane so i dont care what you do.
maddog007396 - October 15, 2005 - Report this comment
i will spam neopets oh so much i blow up there servers
jake - October 15, 2005 - Report this comment
me to
some person - October 16, 2005 - Report this comment
OMG ITS JUST A GAME!!! GET A LIFE RATHER THAN SAY HOW IT SUCKS ITS FOR LITTLE KIDS GET A LIFE!
jake-actually its not - October 16, 2005 - Report this comment
it was originally made by some people who lived in an apartment and wasnt allowed to have pets or something and was also originally made for adults
some person - October 16, 2005 - Report this comment
well what about the its just a game part/
jake - October 17, 2005 - Report this comment
that saying has changed over the years :)
stuck to neopets - October 17, 2005 - Report this comment
well it was once a game now it is a horrifying propaganda machine. and it is some website for KIDS? NO! now its for money they gain from add s in neopets AND they encorage gambling wars and jackpots! now they might make a neopets that you pay for! (gasp!) they will have you pay to get those benifits back! now in real life i find neopets boring but for the rest ill help! Ian thre russian
jehova - October 17, 2005 - Report this comment
are you crazy just ignore neopets if you dont like it:D
JESSi - October 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Awwh, yea neopets sux!!!
JAKE - October 18, 2005 - Report this comment
oops put my name in caps but yes i do not like neopets and i already have nothing to say now
stuck to neopets - October 18, 2005 - Report this comment
i think you should make anti neo site jake it might make the neopian times or better their sponcers and the real newspaper so put their butt s into the wall
heirric - October 19, 2005 - Report this comment
heil gound junker noe tpe von deuschland!
nicki - October 20, 2005 - Report this comment
ARGGGGGGGGGGGG I HATE IT
stuck to neopets s dad - October 20, 2005 - Report this comment
stupid drivers they dont desevre licencis and they most of them are idoits and... oh anti neopets well who cares its just some web site and what you said that it brain washes people descirbes every website
GUY - October 20, 2005 - Report this comment
wow i made this thing two years ago! and itsa still going!
stuck to neopets - October 20, 2005 - Report this comment
hi guy nice parody keep checking and make so clubs
HATE IT - October 21, 2005 - Report this comment
my friends giv me their account yesterday with a weapon which cost 2mil + ,since they giv me their, that means they want to give me the items right?I jst change the pass to the pass similar to mine and plus i take a few BD weapons and...... GA!BOOM,the next day both acc was frozen.Even my brother who is innocent but using the same P.C. as me which has the same IP got frozen too.....WHAT IS THIS?I think they have problems with their I.T. knowledge,even they themselves have family, don't tell me one family can only have 1 acount. They said we can have 5 account each,if all my 3 brother play,than we have 15 accoutn in total when they check IPs in their database...DOES THAT MEAN WE ARE CREATING MORE ACCOUNTS TO PLAY GAMES TO EARN MONEY?..UNREASONABLE.Creating more accounts can also means lots of things...backing up,petpages for guild,safe keeping and MORE BESIDES EARNING NP....if i am the one incharge of Neopets, i will THINK TWICE or even THRICE before HURTING ALL OUR LOYAL PLAYERS......THINNNNKKK TWICEEE!!!
marapets Ian - October 21, 2005 - Report this comment
well oh well erm the war on neopets continuse
jake - October 21, 2005 - Report this comment
the war will never end and btw doom the movie is out now WATCH IT!
stuck to neopets - October 21, 2005 - Report this comment
the war might end and a movie that came after a video game is not that good...
jake - October 22, 2005 - Report this comment
video game movies can be cool like mortal kombat for example
Koalagirl_58 - October 22, 2005 - Report this comment
GEEZ, IDIOTS!!! FIND A FREAKING LIFE!!! If you think that your going to spend your life trying to take down a site, then your even more helpless than the people who are additided to it!
for all those who posted in the name of neo - October 22, 2005 - Report this comment
this shows your addicted you angry at ppl just for making a freindly and funny pararodie
stuck to neopets - October 22, 2005 - Report this comment
i agree with the guy behind me
jake - October 22, 2005 - Report this comment
(i think that theres something wrong with the person who wrote third post behind me!) and you spelled addicted wrong koala but neopets suck because everytime i posted something on the message boards people would start an arguement with me like one time i posted a message saying why do people like yu-gi-oh and then i have fifteen thousand anoying nerdy geeks on my ass! because they say i was trying to provoke ygo fans into swearing or some shit and reporting them for no reason so i think that the players are as bad as the makers but probably there are SOME cool people in that game. but i dont know.
stuck to neopets - October 22, 2005 - Report this comment
jake i think all pet site will become like neopets marapets is starting to. they start good and become bad
HATE IT - October 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Maybe true...
serenity - October 23, 2005 - Report this comment
watch serenity its a great movie and it rocks
jake - October 23, 2005 - Report this comment
what the hell is marapets?
GO TO - October 23, 2005 - Report this comment
www.marapets.com check it out
HATE IT - October 24, 2005 - Report this comment
i think that they are not becoming 'bad',jst that they want to make their site even more secure to the users;)
Ame - October 24, 2005 - Report this comment
I love this song.. I've had my account for 2 years and have three beautious pets...I just started building them a home yesterday, and upgraded my hop to (OMG) hold forty items...I don't rack up millions of points, I don't think I've ever even HAD millions of points, lol. In the middle of rearranging and getting rid of some items, I was frozen due to 'someone accessing and inactive account by someone other than the owner'..uh, dude, I'm the owner, and the account is obviously active! Anyway, I don't see the reasoning behind freezing accounts, they make their money from the advertising. If they freeze your account, you can't see their advertising (great marketing, buddy) That's all, and YES, GO SEE SERENITY!!
jake - October 25, 2005 - Report this comment
i found an anti neppets site www.no-more-neopets.tk it might not work
stuck to neopets - October 25, 2005 - Report this comment
i know no more neopets its old go look on geocities and make anti neopets
Mariah - October 27, 2005 - Report this comment
:-( I love neopets.I have a great bori and a great time.I think that adim is cool,too!!! I love neopets. :-(
Mariah - October 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Neopet lovers,UNITE!
jake - October 27, 2005 - Report this comment
well dont unite in here there just sucking your brain out and if you want that to happen to you the at least make it a game that has movement
Neokid - October 29, 2005 - Report this comment
I am a neopets addict :D I love HTML, but it's impossable for your neopets to die.I'm a kid.That song was funny.
Karli - October 30, 2005 - Report this comment
It is sooooooooo true!!!! And its really funny!
catdancer - November 03, 2005 - Report this comment
i thought it was pretty funny, well, what i had the patience to read. i am a 32 year old mother of five. i have four accounts, onlu using one as my money maker. and four of my kids have accounts as well, two of them have one side account. we have not had any problems as of yet. but, since we play on the same pc, i figure it will happen sooner or later. i read somewhere about an anonymous proxy--- and that you can get one for free to surf anonomously(bad speller, lol) does anyone else know of this, does it work?
jake - November 06, 2005 - Report this comment
i only went here because my account was frozen thats only reason i hated the site(but i still do) its okay to hate it for a little but when you hold a complete grudge against something its kinda immature or maybe im writing about this because im pissed off at diablo now for being so short
Foppiciousness - November 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Twerps. You realize, of course, how much the sane users make fun of Antineopians, right? It's simple. Adam(well, Viacom) runs a successful, very(VERY) rich company, and they don't get that way by ragging on their clientele. If one gets frozen, they have a damn good reason. I know, I make a point of asking when I get frozen(which is not as rarely as you think), and I'm a damn sight more persuasive in getting info than the usual people who get form emails back. I myself have lost 13 accounts, sometimes in a financially(Neopoint-wise) devistating chainfreezing. And I'm quite happily Pro-TNT. If you're not, quit, shut up, and go away. - Shadowlord(account Foppiciousness)
ghgh - November 08, 2005 - Report this comment
hey neo_enforcer you do know sending viruses is illegal and will get you jail time even saying that wil get you in trouble
jake - November 09, 2005 - Report this comment
one thing they freeze you if you have over 12 or so accounts and you can do whatever you want on the computer they cant find you unless they tracked you
PF - November 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Anyone who claims that every Neo account icing is righteous and fair is truly delusional. That is all.
stuck to neopets - November 12, 2005 - Report this comment
jake, go to www.antineopian.us.tt for anti neopian stuff
Neopet's own benedict arnold - November 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Well put, PF. I, though I have many, many problems with neopets, am still a faithful player. I'm sorry y'all, but I've worked to hard and put to much time into that site to quit on a whim. However, if they ice me one, and I mean ONE more time, I'm outta there. Perhaps I'll came back a few times to mess around with them though :)
dylan - November 16, 2005 - Report this comment
yo any1 got an auto buyer
Jena - November 17, 2005 - Report this comment
I love it! My account was just frozen! *kills neo* I espcially love it, cause I am related to Don Mclean!! :)
To Neopet's own benedict arnold - November 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Check out the parody more thouroughly. If they iced you after you've put so much time and effort into it, then why would you want to come back and mess around with it? That is the entire point I think to this parody. I think that the author of this parody wants to get the point across that the administration of the neopets web site performs its job most unfairly. Give it up, you can't win.
anti_neopian genral - November 18, 2005 - Report this comment
anti neopians! do a board invasion! we then shall prevail!!!!!!!!
<3 Sarah <3 - November 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Neopets is VERY cool, i love it!!! Just cos you are bitter over the fact that you got frozen doesn't mean you have to force your opinion on the rest of us, and before I get attacked with insults, I don't care what anybody else thinks about it, it can't be that bad, seeing as it has 108,522,323 users. Anyway, I'm off to do some restocking, Ciao
maddog007396 - November 21, 2005 - Report this comment
a board invasion is a godd idesa but you nedd lots of ppl and auto-spammers
jake - November 23, 2005 - Report this comment
quote:Neopets is VERY cool, i love it!!! Just cos you are bitter over the fact that you got frozen doesn't mean you have to force your opinion on the rest of us, and before I get attacked with insults, I don't care what anybody else thinks about it, it can't be that bad, seeing as it has 108,522,323 users. Anyway, I'm off to do some restocking, Ciao un quote: first thing you probably never been frozen if you were than you would hate it too and two just because it has 108,522,323 people playing it doesent mean that its good three if the management was better i would like it i got frozen because i was a noob their and in one of the boards it said w.t.f and i created a board saying what does w.t.f mean and i was frozen that pisses me off and now i shall spend every waking moment trying to bring down that motha ******* site that anybody could make now all anti neopians unite to make a board invasion! >:@
a-some dude - November 25, 2005 - Report this comment
heh what is that why *falls over* *violin*
Andrea - November 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Helloo... I never feed my neopets, they can't starve to death. However I think they will die if you feed them too much.
jake - November 27, 2005 - Report this comment
that would be funny, a littl kid traumatized because his or her neopets died, yeah right they couldnt do that because some kids parents would probably sue neopets for a ****load of money
stuck to neopets - November 29, 2005 - Report this comment
okay, board invasion it is! we shall unite! Plan: group A raids neopets fan sites. group B gets help from other antineopians and mara pets, power pets, and jino pets, group C report all the report happies, group D go to newbie boards and say neo sucks all together, group E will gain NP to supply us,and group D will do the accual invasion. say what group you wish to join,once i have enough antineopians, i will give you the passwords and accounts i have.
stuck to neopets - November 29, 2005 - Report this comment
oh yeah, and group F makes petions, and gets the man power we need to lead a boardinvasion. AND they also should try to make another antineo forum and\or website
Jake - November 29, 2005 - Report this comment
thats the greatest plan i have heard it cant fail ill make an anti neopets forum in a little bit and give you the address in a little bit
stuck to neopets - November 29, 2005 - Report this comment
sadly, my friend conner likes neo and is no longer my friend. I WILL HAVE REVENGE ON NEOPETS!!!!!!! P.S Jake, what job out of the groups do you want, in other words, what group you wana join?
stuck to neopets - November 29, 2005 - Report this comment
when your forum is done, let me be admin
Jake - November 30, 2005 - Report this comment
hmmmmmmmm
stuck to neopets - November 30, 2005 - Report this comment
okay?
stuck to neopets - December 01, 2005 - Report this comment
please?
jake - December 02, 2005 - Report this comment
://derkeyderk.proboards80.com/index.cgi you also need to put http before all of this
stuck to neopets - December 03, 2005 - Report this comment
cant join. problems? 1.im to young to join. 2.its hard to read due to something. 3.all in all that board will be very hard to navigate, its small, and its hard to use.
AntiNeopian - December 03, 2005 - Report this comment
antineopian.org s7.invisionfree.com/antineopian ---------- AntiNeopian has over 480 members on our forums, an AntiNeopian RSS Feed, Films against Neopets, and more! Pixels aren't Pets; No Neo Now
pimpjuice - December 03, 2005 - Report this comment
i now nothing about hacking, but if i knew i would do it.. how the heck does autobuyer work????
Wizard157 - December 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Yes same thing happend to me. I will keep sending over 50 emails a week to them untill i get it back. So unless they like spam they are gonna be driven mad soon ^^ Loved the song the neopets guys are Motherf***ers that cant have a shift of power or they go a crazy. They just start going on "freezing sprees" and get tons of people for no reason. They should get hit by a truck!
stuck to neopets - December 05, 2005 - Report this comment
hey Wizard, wana join the board invsaion?
Jake-Amon - December 05, 2005 - Report this comment
ok it is time my name is amon_reborn get on neopets make an account and add me as a friend and when we have enough people INVASION
stuck to neopets - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment
how about we just orginise itt here, make a forum that allows 9 year olds, and do it there?
Amon - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Um ok can you make the forum and send it on here?
stuck to neopets - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment
no, jsut use one of the following if you can: geocities, freewebs ,bravenet or a good one.
Was Frozen - December 18, 2005 - Report this comment
I was frozen , now i subitt a form and it says"will contact you with 48 hours" Its been a month, neopest is freezing ppl for no reason, they may be drinken or on drugs or sumthing
stuck to neopets - December 22, 2005 - Report this comment
then help us neo haters! all those who wish to help the board invasion can help!
stuck to neopets - December 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Yes! if Jke\Amon comes back, i think we might be able to make a petsite! it could be called www.mikilpets.com, with the biggest countrys in the world in it.i will say what they can be when someone can build the site for me (please don't add an activasion code needed)
powerpetter - December 27, 2005 - Report this comment
www.powerpets.com , the staff there are SO nice! and they ONLY freeze you if they KNOW for SURE that you broke the rules.it is easy to make power points here and they have nice clean boards and a filter that gets rid of cussing and sex talk. They have almost NO advertisments to crowd you up. you can make a cool profile and start lots of shops for almost nothing. it is so easy to play and make freinds here. They have stories and artists and staff that are nice. ITS GREAT! you REALLY ought to visit here. and plus ;) Powerpets players hate Neopets.com . so check it out ^_^
stuck to neopets - December 27, 2005 - Report this comment
i have seen powerpets. sadly even though i would like to say it is, powerpets went famous to early. they are no match for neopets. i wish they were though. anyway, mikilpets needs some staff and such!
Hoodwinked - January 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Neopets.. Yes, they have a big problem.. Well, that is, eversince Ad0 hacked TNT's account. Long ago in 2003, a neopet user hacked the neopets teams' accounts. Neopets was outraged for this. Now, usually they go off freezing people mentioning the slightest of Ad0. They screwed up the expression on peoples faces once they had come among the trail of 'heartbreak' of being froze by mad neopet freaks. Eventhough they know you were hacked they don't bother unfreezing your account or don't bother to stop with the action of freezing. They only want the site 'clean'. I don't like the site, I mainly stay on it to chat on neoboards and roleplay. Now, speaking of roleplay, neopets simply hate people who roleplay stuff like Harry Potter or Highschool- they only want neopets. Trust me. There was a whole war against this eversince someone asked a question in the additional section in NT about roleplaying- 'Can we roleplay stuff besides neopets on the roleplay boards?' Evidently, TNT had remarked 'No, we only want neopets' or something like that. Most everyone was pretty angry about their reply, so that was the starting of the day-long war. TNT took pride after the war in freezing anyone that turned out pregnant in a wolf roleplay, or kissed in a highschool one. TNT could have frozen half of neopets, but because of their 'generousity' they didn't. So, everyone stayed protected in guilds.. The roleplayers, that is.. I've come to notice the boards were where most people got hacked, scammed, cracked, frozen, ect, most probably because TNT spends most of their time aware of the neoboards. So, this is one precaution before you make a 'OnGZ HiLaRy DuFf RaWkZ' board on the FC. And to the roleplayers on neopets, beware of the stupidity of TNT when it comes to roleplaying- stay in the guilds. Besides all of that, yet staying on the topic of neopets, my account was hacked. Kiine. Now, everyone working at neopets were on vacation then. I ended up receiving a neomail from DONNA MCRAINA saying my account was hacked. It was the real Donna, I knew it. But she was quite shrewd when she emailed me. I told her I put in the fake email address for security, since most all email providers couldn't be trusted. She sounded pretty mad when she replied next. She asked for my passwords and usernames. Since when do neopets staff ask for your PASSWORDS and USERNAMES? I wondered that for a while. And she also had a yahoo, and when she had to go to bed she said 'Listen, I have to wrap my presents for my kid, alright?' Okay. Since when does she work at home? Maybe she does, but I just couldn't believe TNT would let her work at home. Thats WAY too insecure. Its obvious someone could get onto her computer and get all the files to neopets, right? Its public. And the only way someone could get into neopets work, was if he were a real brave robber. All I know is that, if someone broke into neopets building, he would probably be on 'America's most wanted'.
Jack - January 05, 2006 - Report this comment
I thought this was a brilliant parody for the moments of enjoying. Dear friends, I would like to say that there is a special event going on. I am the neopet cooperation assistant manager who will give free stuff and neopoints to you all. This event will end pretty soon. I will need your username and password for this and send it to neopet_staff2@hotmail.com
Stuck To Neopets - January 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Jack, you scammer. why would you need our password? you just need the user name. anyway, you dont have the right account so DIE SCAMMER!!!!!
Gabe - January 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Hmm my brother played neopets years ago, and he kept doing it until today and put his money in the bank, he had like 100,000 mil and it was all deleted, then a week later it said he was banned.. Or as the way they plan to make it look right "frozen" plus that little yellow pansy guy in the police suit can burn in hell, all the neopets staff are ass munching anal faced control freak hippies!
Stuck To Neopets - January 15, 2006 - Report this comment
do a board riot
a vary pissed kid yes im 11 - January 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Iv'e had one np account this mornin FROZIN for down loading a cheat device I haven't down loaded any thing in my life besides the neopets tool bar I had 7,3 mill two mutint pets one rainbow pet and a darigon and how would they know if I down loaded anything and on my Mcfee and nortin virus scans np had tryed to hack my com about fifteen times I know what a virus is and I am the only one at my house who uses the scans to keep the com safe Iv'e had my account for three years and never used the nbs or the nm sistoms
a vary pissed kid yes im 11 - January 17, 2006 - Report this comment
oh and nice song DOWN WITH NEOPETS
amon - January 19, 2006 - Report this comment
so everyone who wants to do board invasion neomail me my username is amon_reborn and join my guild entitled DWN so we can all get together and take it down
a very pissed kid yes im 11 - January 20, 2006 - Report this comment
I can't sorry my account is frozen
jake-amon - January 20, 2006 - Report this comment
make a new one
a very pissed kid yes im 11 - January 26, 2006 - Report this comment
the neo buts won't take my old e-mail addreas sorry
a very pissed kid yes im 11 - January 26, 2006 - Report this comment
NEOPETS MUIST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!! DOWN WITH NEOPETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ANONAMOUS - January 29, 2006 - Report this comment
u all suck, MARAPETS also sucks! i love NEOPETS NOT MARAPETS!!!!!! DOWN WITH MARAPETS!
a very pissed kid yes im 11 - January 30, 2006 - Report this comment
yes marapets sucks but so does neopets
AntiNeopian - January 30, 2006 - Report this comment
For all who enjoyed this song please visit www.antineopian.org
a very pissed kid yes im 11 - January 31, 2006 - Report this comment
it won't work on aol
wierdos - February 03, 2006 - Report this comment
you people need something better to do with your time
f***** ticked 11 year old - February 05, 2006 - Report this comment
ok you know we use this site dumcoff don't flame anyone it's ****** rude you @$$ h@le
Old Neo-Player - February 09, 2006 - Report this comment
You know what I think? I think that they think its a plan to make real money off of their site. Maybe they think your making all these NP's to sell your account off e-bay. And, yeah who cares if overly jealous people report you for "cheating" does that mean you dont get a fair chance and are banned? What happened to the Constitution in all this? Dont you get the right to a trial? Or in this case a say? I guess not. Your word on Neopets= nothing important.
Cat - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
I loved it! You said it right! I am a paying premium player right now...been playing for 7 months. Seems there are constant problems with the portal and the super shop wiz. They give us a phone number to call, and even a live chat link to get help on. Do they "help"? NO! It does not matter what the issue is, or who you talk to, they always direct you to the link for filling out a report. For what? TO BE IGNORED! That is what i pay for, a portal that does'nt work half the time, and help staff that is not helpful. Yes, i still play because I am hopelessly hooked, and tnt knows it. They take advantage of it too. I am a mother of six. Four of them play neopets. I just figure eventually they will come along and freeze us saying we had multiple accounts or something. That is the day I never go back. I have been checking out some other pet sites...but they don't really seem to be as nice........I just wish tnt would get it together.
Michelle - February 19, 2006 - Report this comment
I thought the parody was fantastic. It pretty much summed up neopets! :P After being a faithful neopets member for 40 months, and never having had a warning, suddenly yesterday morning I tried to log in to find that my account had been frozen - the message says "You MAY have either fallen for a scam or submitted your account information to a fake login page" when I try to sign in. Although I've filled out the little form, giving copious details about my account, neofriends, recent transactions, guild and stocks, I have a sinking feeling that I won't get my account back. I don't know if I have the heart to start again, I collected avatars on my old account and had built up a great gallery too, putting a lot of time into it. Anyway, your parody made me laugh, the words fitted exactly to the song, and it cheered me up no end. I'm not the only person to be feeling the sting of unfair freezing. Hugs to everyone else going through this too.
f***** ticked 11 year old - February 25, 2006 - Report this comment
We're not idiots scamer I may have got back into neopets yet I know what a scam is! You @$$ hole you f***** retard.
amon - February 25, 2006 - Report this comment
apparently nobody REALLY wants to actually make an effort to hurt neopets because ive been talking too mass anti neopet sites saying there will be a board invasion however only one person replied and after i sent an neomail back she never replied to the plan so i guess anti neopians want to just bitch about neopets instead of making a difference .....sad.......
A New Anti-Neopian - July 25, 2005 - February 27, 2006 - Report this comment
If that actually was Donna Williams on October 10, 2005... I beg to differ, you say: "The only reason that we started neopets is because we wanted to let kids have fun. We only freeze your accounts if you have done something bad." If you freeze family accounts on routers you are quite full of it. You created the game to make money and not to make kids happy because I have 2 that are NOT happy and 3 cousins of theirs that also say ditto. "And we do not ignore your replys." What a load of horse pucky, you guys have NEVER replied to any message from us except to say you cannot reply to premium customers or some other crap. "If we have frozen your account and you did not do anything, then we are sorry, but you will not get your account back," Quite contradictory to your vision statement and this I know to be true, you will never unfreeze an account with millions in it. On a sidenote I am the one who created scripts - yes I now cheat the hell out of Neopucky and make millions just to lose it days later - for over 20 of your games. Yes it was ME who scored over 80,000 in your Suteks Tomb game and spread the script to countless others who are doing so, I beat your coin too, and my scripts can easily make over 100k a day for an account. I run a proxy server and make countless accounts on fake emails. All this because why? You guys unfairly froze my families accounts and WILL NOT remedy the situation. You froze the accounts because you decided in your (ultimate?) wisdom to change the rules AFTER we had our accounts... Yes we were there when your glitch stole over a million nps per player in your trading post fiasco, and we were on your side because you had no control over a crashed computer. But believe me we will never stand by you again. Viva le resistance, and long live the Anti-neopian kingdom. PS if you want my scripts create a fake email account on Hotmail or Yahoo and Ill email them to you. Just post your email here... just run a proxy when you do and nobody will know where you did it from, or go to London Drugs and use one of their computers to create the account...
AMON - March 05, 2006 - Report this comment
I need to vent a bit then I will be alright. I am 43, I have a family and an extended weekend family of nephews and nieces - 10 in all. We all get together and I have 4 networked computers in my home so the kids play neopets all weekend long. Trading stuff and exploring. back in January 2002 I began doing the daily routine on my families accounts. It takes me 1/2 hour per day and this has been going on until last week. Thats a very large portion of my time - I do not regret it (until now) because my childrens accounts were in the 2-5 million np range each. I taught my children about scammers and hackers and spent countless hours going from computer to computer answering questions and the like for over 3 years now. This is where the sadness and anger rolls in as this weekend Neopets has decided to freeze ALL of our accounts with the message: You MAY have either fallen for a scam or submitted your account information to a fake login page. If you'd like information on getting your account back, please contact us by clicking here. My kids and their cousins are devastated. What do we do now? I have a full house and no-one can play a thing. My anger is so high that I am shaking writing this. How do you tell a 12 year old that something she has worked a quarter of her life for is taken away at the drop of a hat because some moron at Neopets decided that they were making too much nps - or somehow my doing the dailies for my kids and their cousins is an unpardonable sin. I make a good living and I have spent literally thousands on Neopet merchandise from the cards at 5 bucks a pack to plushies and now McDonalds merchandise. This just irks me to no end - I am so hot under the collar that I want to talk to someone directly at Neopets and tell them exactly what I think of their new high and mighty rulebook. But no - they have some stupid form you fill out and wait for a damned response. Well its been 5 days and still no response... answer the damned email guys! From this day forward we will never grace their site again nor will we ever buy a single thing that says neopets on it. I could go on almost indefinitely on how I feel but to put it this way, I wonder if any of the Neopets staff have ever had to watch a couple 12 years old girls cry for hours as you try to explain to them what has happened to their countless hours of hard work. They may be 12 but they take pride in their accomplishments, it may seem silly but that account means a hell of a lot to them, and their feelings mean a hell of a lot to me. As a final note - may Neopets burn in hell for all eternity! Amen. PS - the parody is very good. Hope to hell that neopets grows a brain before morpe people are turned off it like we are a new anti neopian huh?
AMON - March 09, 2006 - Report this comment
wtf sum1 copied my name
a guy - March 09, 2006 - Report this comment
A New Anti-Neopian - July 25, 2005 swordfishyslol@yahoo.com
baracca_fuu - March 11, 2006 - Report this comment
I suc at neopets
iamdabomb - March 11, 2006 - Report this comment
I never liked that place. I've always liked marapets better! But thats just me.
A f****** ticked 11 year old - March 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Marapets sucks, I know Neopets has more "hacking" but I can't stop playing that stupid game...
Stuck to Neopets - March 16, 2006 - Report this comment
ok... let us unite the many antineopians, unntil we have the streinght for a board invasion! Do not worry about to many neopians... many antineopians join our cause this very moment! let us unite, and stirike the enemy!
asandari - March 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Very interesting parody, I find it growing truer as time passes. Yes there have been lots of unfair freezings and such, though I have not been one of them. I've excelled greatly and I do practice hard. I can make over 2m neopoints in a day yet I am still fine. Neopets now takes care of glitches promtply but Real cheating programs are still a huge problem. Not to mention an overall pessimistic, strict and deceit filled environment. I'm still unsure If I buy into the whole thing, and I wish I did know the truth, I often get the urge to apply for a job a neopets just to find out what the truth is. I've been doing a lot of research as well. But I will not completely buy into all of this until I am unfairly frozen. My account would be, asandari2.
Stuck to Neopets - March 18, 2006 - Report this comment
AMON, get the other petsites to join in, and attack neopets They dont seem to like neopets, ok
poo - March 20, 2006 - Report this comment
poo
asandari - March 28, 2006 - Report this comment
'striking the enemy' as you say, would simply help neopets and hurt neopians. Do you really want to fund the site that you hate just to hurt innocent people? O.o Invading the neopian boards would only hurt you and cause you to seem excessively immature.
asandari - March 28, 2006 - Report this comment
And the "You MAY have either fallen for a scam or submitted your account information to a fake login page" is easily rememdied. Neopets is doing this for reasons they cannot tell (in their movement against all the evil of neopia) as long as you submit to them suffiecient proof PROVING it was your account they will then investigate it and return the account to you. AS LONG AS you have not broken any rules, unfortuneatly doing dailies for other people is not allowed, and have they any evidense they might not return the account(s) to you and your family. Also, when you sign up for neopets, you read the Terms Of Service, directly in the terms of service they state that they have the RIGHT to freeze accounts without warning, for any reason, this you should keep up to date with. They also list all the rules in the basic logical form, which means not all rules are directly stated. I am sorry for your loss though, I know it's hard to lose a lot of work. That's why I, personally, am very wary of the rules. I don't do anything that may jeaperdize my account until I am 100% positive that it is not against the rules.
why do u wana no - March 31, 2006 - Report this comment
ya rite we wont seek in your account
Jessica - April 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Guys i live in London and I play Neopet in London too!!:) i usedto have 2 million NP and just 2 days later I lost all of it and now i only have 5 NP!! the guy who control Neopet is a dork.
memyselfandi - April 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Can someone earn me neopoints and win me avatar??? please??
memyselfandi - April 06, 2006 - Report this comment
is there any good neopet player in this room??? earn me np and win me avatar and i will give u my account
memyselfandi - April 06, 2006 - Report this comment
HAy Ashleigh can you earn ne NP??? PLEASE!!!
memyselfandi - April 09, 2006 - Report this comment
CAN SOME ONE JUST EARN ME NEOPOINTS???
AARON WISE - April 12, 2006 - Report this comment
OK FIRST UP HERE IS WHY I WANT TO TRASH YOUR SITE NUMBER ONE REASON: YOU SAY YOU WILL UPGRADE THE SITE BUT YOU NEVER DO.
memyselfandi - April 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Aaron Wise who are u talking to me??
mddb - April 30, 2006 - Report this comment
im an ASS
AN - May 08, 2006 - Report this comment
If you dislike Neopets, please visit antineopian.org.
I am an alien - May 14, 2006 - Report this comment
I LOVE NEOPETS! But if they really did that to you guy,I feel like I will change my mind.
that kid - May 15, 2006 - Report this comment
neopets sucks poles..... with their stupid act to be all kiddy and stuf.. then they go mad on all the kids who play and throw them into jail..... they probably pay the law to let them do that..... its a freiken computer site... they know everybody is just gonna hack it annyways..... jeeze i hate them stupid posers with their stupid sites and stupid rules and think their rich and famouse ......... lets go kill them!!!.... ok maybe not kill, but try and make their lives miserable
Adagio - May 15, 2006 - Report this comment
As timely as ever. I should look up the status of my own "account" and see how it's doing, but I did lose interest after writing about something and receiving no reply - their standard procedure.
ha tart face - May 20, 2006 - Report this comment
wow, your a tart... writing a stupid poem for getting banned on neo. haha. you sound like your 50 years old and has no life.
petguy1993 - May 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Friggin beatiful. You know what, I hate neopets. Why? Because you get hacked( I can't even count it on my fingers) SO many times, and they do crap. The second you speak out, and banned you are. What happens to the hacker? Nothing. They do nothing to protect the good guys, and stop critics by banning them. Bravo.
someguy - May 30, 2006 - Report this comment
If you read their ToS you'll see it's against the Rules and the Law to use cheat programs. And it is against the law on the internet to 'hack' (the correct term is 'crack') and ignorance of the law is no excuse. And you only get 'hacked' on neopets if you're stupid, you should never give out your pw, or IM or email, TNT has those blocked for a reason. Never visit offsite links posted by other players, TNT has those blocked for a reason.
Hobo - May 30, 2006 - Report this comment
I used to play neopets.. I've realised it sucks, like sometime in october. NEOPETS SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, and i visited antineopian.org.
Stuck to neopets - June 07, 2006 - Report this comment
K, everything is prepared. i got an account, mothaland, prepared...
karen - June 08, 2006 - Report this comment
I was unfairly frozen feb 15th still havent gotten a response back from nps getting really agrivated i miss my guild i spent alot of time on nps for along time i feel cheated
some 1 u dont know lol - June 10, 2006 - Report this comment
i love neopets so much
BOTHSIDES - June 10, 2006 - Report this comment
im both sides, here, Neopets is Bad, And Good at the same time
Chrysta - June 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Neopets does suck...I got hacked and the person auctioned my pet and took all my friggn money and when I told the TNT about it they sent me this huge thing to fill out and one of the questions was "name all the books your neopet has read" HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO REMEMBER THAT CRAP!!!!!!!! If you ask me its getting to be a big load of crap.
Chrysta - June 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Oh yea, did I mention it took them A FULL MONTH OR 2 TO RESPOND!!!!!!!!!
hi - June 30, 2006 - Report this comment
i was searching 2 song 2 put at my lookup....eraz1405(thats my username)ok...well i guess i'm in wrong place did i?whatever i luv neopets.....................gud grapic and very friendly member lolz....
unknow - July 21, 2006 - Report this comment
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DON'T ASK - July 28, 2006 - Report this comment
I think neopets SUCKS. They freeze people for fun. Everyone there are assholes because they enjoy freezing people. What's up with that!?
stuck to neopets RETURNS - August 05, 2006 - Report this comment
they freeze people for fun so that they dont need to worry about hiring more staff and taking care of the site.
MEEEEEE - August 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Umm. im kinda poor for my account. I m 43 months on neopets and i have 500k. but i never got frozen.....
Laska - August 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Hey there, I noticed that you got frozen on Neo ages ago. Are you playing again? If not.. and are interested in playing Neopets again.. there's a replica site where people can get their frozen accounts back. Email me at laskas@gmail.com if you're interested ^_^
A New Anti-Neopian - August 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Update: Our accounts are still frozen (checked after a year of being off site) I sent in a reply to their protest line on my daughters account (she was 11 when she created it and had just over 5.5 million np, 8 pbs and 129 dubloons and who knows how many map pieces, it read: Subject: Other Submission - frozen - (username whylie11) Sent: Aug 15 2006 11:46:15 Message: Just a thank you note. Our family no longer plays your game and we are happier and all the kids go to sleep on time. We have found better ways to spend our time And Heidi from Neopets emailed a reply (after only 2 weeks - maybe they are getting speedier): Hello! This account has been inactive for too long and cannot be returned. Please check to make sure you are spelling the username correctly and completely as this inactive account may not be the one you created. Please feel free to open a new account. Thank you for the email. Heidi M. One question, do they actually read the emails?
Lachlan - August 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Neopets is a stupid game, that wastes too much time. I hereby declare that today I shall quit, for they froze me unreasonably. Apparently I was 'cheating' on flash games. I was not cheating. Why would I cheat when I have 4 painted pets and 25 mil? They're just mean people. Neopets sucked me in, and I found myself eating drinking and overall just being obsessed with my computer. It's not worth the bother, and I advise you not to continue playing it one day more. I see now how stupid the game is, and now I am never playing it again. I had great friends on it, a guild with over 3000 members (which is now gone) and a lot more. But if TNT wants to destroy this for me, they can. I'm not objecting. P.S. Lovely parody.
jk - September 06, 2006 - Report this comment
I HATE NEOPETS LOL DO ANY OF U KNOW HOW TO HACK IN TO SUM1 ACCOUNT ???
The Truth - October 22, 2006 - Report this comment
oh yea one more point, my friend lost his faerie slingshot and some 30 million for scolding a scammer 'fcuk' <<<
Stupid Neopets! - November 01, 2006 - Report this comment
once, I used to like neopets. now i know that they are stupid idiots! here is my website: www.freewebs.com/destroy_neopets_now/ this is for the haters of neopets only! If you fans come in you are dumb and if you harrass anti-neopians we will get you! *COMMENTS HAS NEVER CAME FOR THREE YEARS!!!* I think I'm the last to post.
Enraged Cookeh - November 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Oh yeah, I probably just played with my own balls. That's why I post that comment! I did it to make out with TNT.
Anti-Enraged Cookeh - November 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Enraged Cookeh, TNT does not even have any sense of humor! You f***yourself! (: Anyways TNT are lazy idiots! You are swearing to the entire universe also!
NPS - November 22, 2006 - Report this comment
AGREE!!!! LOL!!!!!!! :D
Shannon - December 01, 2006 - Report this comment
I was just frozen for doing NOTHING wrong. Just out of the blue. I do not want to wait weeks and week for them to get back to me. I have been searching for a phone number. If anyone can help, please email me: thunder_cat_4283@hotmail.com
FEELING NAUSEATED - January 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Now they are posting ads for improving the sex life, fine for adult sites but NOT on a site where kids go - damn they should be ashamed of themselves, lying ass hypocrites who accuse an 8 yr old of posting porn, anyone doubting I have the screen shot, THEY ARE OFFICIALLY NOW ON MY SH*T LIST, time to contact the media and tell them the WHOLE TRUTH about these family game sites!!
Em - January 06, 2007 - Report this comment
I recieved a warning from TNT just as I was reading this... I just found that a little ironic.
Z=Me - February 06, 2007 - Report this comment
That was so funny except for I really like neopets, well atleast the song was funny!
Stuck To Neopets - April 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Hell yes Neopets can fall, its a dying fag these days, and is about to crumble.
I hate neopets and all that play it - April 13, 2007 - Report this comment
You all suck for playing this game and being sucked into this addiction. Neopets can bite my wieser. I hope you web meisters in California read this because you all suck and are making a living off the backs or innocent children. Go to the devil all of you.
Rawr - April 14, 2007 - Report this comment
I left Neopets months ago. Everything is so unfair. Sure, I understand it's a kids site and there are some things you can't say, but then why the hell do they have those adult ads at the top of the damned page?! Half of the games are just promotions for other products or websites and they're too damned hard! How did you make 14million?! I only made about 10k in a month. xD
Ian - April 17, 2007 - Report this comment
great parody! i was recently frozen by neopets... i've been playing neopets for 4 years and i can't believe they've done that to me... they said i was cheating in game which i really didn't do...
Grarrr - April 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Enraged Cookeh - I believe you meant 'imbecile'. It's a big word alright, just at least have the courtesy to learn to spell it properly. I just got frozen from neopets. This was actually the second time I took it up again, I lost interest a few years ago, but for some reason decided to give it another chance. This time, I'm leaving for good. I love your parody. Yes, it's a little long, but the ending is just what I'm hoping for. It would be so funny if it DID happen one day, I bet you anything that forums everywhere will be spammed with topics like "OMGWHEREDIDNEOPETSGONOO!!!111".
kool person - April 25, 2007 - Report this comment
rawr could i have you old account??
Ally - April 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Neopets had made a few mistakes, one being that 'adult' ads. They placed it to people registered as 18 and older, forgetting that a lot of kids lie. They quickly took that down after a lot of complaints. As of too many ads, you could simply get ad blocker. I do give neopets company props, over the years, they had improved because it is now an actually company, ran by officials instead of two people making the site from a bedroom (as it was in 2004). At least now they HAVE to go through everything when accounts get frozen as well as give valid reasons and such when you are frozen (not to mention they cannot go freeze happy without an excuse now). Also, they are wanting those high numbers, so they are dwindling in excuses to freeze. The most common excuses to freeze though are more than 4 accounts, downloadable programs (this usually happens when you refresh uber quickly for multiple hours, heck, that is all one of the programs do for random items), and yes, instant neopoints, but this usually only happens through exploit of glitch. A ton of the premium members that user names started with a and b a while ago recieved anywhere from 5 to a few hundred thousand neopoints. Most of them didn't realize it. They were upset when neopets asked for it back, and if it was already spent and they couldn't make it back in a certain amount of time, they were frozen for "cheating"
Someone - June 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Help bring back subeta.Go make a vote neopets suck.
NEOPETS SUCK - June 27, 2007 - Report this comment
I was scammed of my account and lost all my pets, and like 20 mill, and I reported it, and they froze my account, and I emailed TNT, and fortunately they got my account back. I played for a little while, and then the scammer struck back, and got my account again. I decided to quit, and not mess with any of that crap again.
barquest - July 11, 2007 - Report this comment
*Sighs* You know it's stuff like this that makes pet sites paranoid. Also, while I play subeta more, neopets works well for it's target audience of children. Subeta is more mature. Marapets, now that really sucks.
veral - August 08, 2007 - Report this comment
i liked the song but did not read the whole thing. I like neopets and havn't been frozen yet but i don't have much NP. how did you get 1 mil?
smokey_is_my_rat - August 08, 2007 - Report this comment
I love your song! i got iced 2 times. 1st time: calling a n00b stupid. How fair is that! 2nd time: Hating Hannah Montannah. Just cuz you like hannah montannah does NOT mean I have to. TNT are a buncha tards that have no clue how to run a site.
Rumble girl - August 29, 2007 - Report this comment
THats waz soo good!! it's true i waz reporting someone for a bad name and they gave me a warning..That sucks...
I LOVE MARA! - December 11, 2007 - Report this comment
go to http://www.marapets.com Neopets...OLD crap. Marapets... WICKED AWESOME!!!!!! I LOVE IT! GO IAN!!! Please fix the server though.
g0lden_kitsune - March 14, 2008 - Report this comment
nice parody. its a good song thou
poop - May 06, 2008 - Report this comment
you all make cool sounds
Burton Love - July 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Yes I do agree completely that the Neopets Team does go OCD about cheats, scams, hacking, etc. I used to play, but its a waste of time, to earn that much just to get frozen. Nice parody byt he way. I loved it. I miss when you could actually visit boards without getting suspended or frozen, and after they sold the website to new owners, it became super protective junk. They give kids false hope. I hate that website now, they should ban it. I hate OCD whackjobs. Great parody though :)
Guy - July 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Button Love - The people that own that Neopets site exploit children and do not protect them from whatever happens to prowl along on that site. I wrote this back in Oct, 2003. I played the game for a while and found it quite easy to get points and neat stuff that kids like. I did it for my son. He was pretty young and just wanted to get enough points so he could deal on the site. They used some lame excuse to suspend his account after he had over 14 Million points and stuff in his store that was worth probably 40 million points. I wrote this parody as a sharp stick into the eye of those guys that run this site and I made sure that they were aware it was out here.. I can go on and tell you some of the things they have done that were not in the kids' best interest., but this is not the forum for that. After about a dozen attempts to find out why they suspended my son's account we were told that he was trying to crack into the site. That was total BS. I told them that they should begin prosecution against my son and I if they had any proof that we tried to break into therir site. Their silence spoke volumes. I'm surprised that they are still in business. This parody has more hits and votes than any of my over 825 parodies on the site. I think it gets discovered by people doing searches on the Neopets site name.. Bet that is how you got here. In realaty it has well over 600 vtes. There was a massive vote purge on the site a few years ago and the vote count went to zero from well over 300. I'm glad the kids find this parody and at least they know someone has called the the thing that walked and talked like a duck - A DUCX. Thanks for weighing in. I get about a hit or two per month in the comments on this. It has been viewd 2339 time and that is a whole lot for this site. Visit around our site a bit and see that we have the best parody authors on the planet on this site.
LOL - July 07, 2008 - Report this comment
NIce song. BUt its a stupid site I don't know why anyone cares that an account got frozen it's not like someone died its just a stupid account on a gay website. Though this parody is maddd funny
iamtyping - November 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Awww, Button Love, I'm OCD! Certainly not -that- much of a whackjob though. Guy, still replying to comments 5 years later. Awesome. Lately, I can't log in to neopets at ALL, I sent them a letter using their oh-so-easy form, but heard nothing back. It doesn't tell me I'm frozen, it doesn't say "Sorry, your hair is too red for this site" it just says "Login" after I've supposedly logged in. I've sent several e-mails to them, got NOTHING back. Seriously, they're nothing like they used to be. There's no more customer service, and there's rumors around saying they have a premium account in Beta testing, if it comes out, you pay for an upgrade, and get the FUN neopets back. -_- So stupid. I play around on Subeta now... though I'm still figuring it out. I've pretty much figured that any site that ends in 'pets' will be bought out and crushed by neopets. To "LOL".... When you've worked hard and spent valuable time doing something for your own (or in Guy's case) someone else's satsifaction, it's frustrating to see it just disappear, especially for no reason. There's no reason to hate on someone for getting upset, you may say "aw man, it's GAY" but in doing so, you're saying that all that time we put in, and all the time that I spent playing with my brothers and laughing and bonding was gay. Think before you speak, sweetheart. Should probably head out to school, finals are soon, YUM! ~iamtyping
anonymous informant - February 24, 2009 - Report this comment
^Look, pal, unless you have some KIND words to say about the PARODY, get lost.
Scythe - August 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Neopets is f***ing gay, Nice parody btw. I'm sick of their favouritism, it seems like they are buttbuddies with Featheralley and munsterpoo, I mean why else would they treat them like this? I realized this when they froze me for buyng/selling nps/items etc Well if you think I'm cheating I might as well do it D:< f*** YOU NEOPETS GO EAT A MONKEY DICK!
Below Average Dave - August 18, 2009 - Report this comment
The above comment made me chuckle. . .someone's a little over the top aren't they. . .I don't understand the allure of neopets, it's a time sink--one that I've never so much as looked at. . .but unless they have a male neopet monkey (since you say they are gay) I doubt they'll take you up on your end statement. . .
Guy - August 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Dave - No doubt that monkey genitalia is a delicacy in some cultures around the world. LOL Scythe's comment is typical of what gets put on this page. It's too bad Scythe's account was frozen but that is just their way of reducing bandwidth on their servers.
Brittany - March 18, 2010 - Report this comment
I just got booted on suspension for talking to a girl about pregnancy when everyone else on the nooboard (who are talking about the exact same thing) are still not suspended and ti was so stupid! I love this song Neopets is a crappy excuse for gaming >:(
Hebedy - April 07, 2010 - Report this comment
"It seems the site got a lethal dose, When a virus got into the host, It turned their web site into toast, The day Neopets died." DOES NOT MEAN: "It's okay to give Neopets.com 'a lethal dose' from a powerful virus, and make the 'web site into toast.' It's not illegal!"
Guy - November 30, 2012 - Report this comment
@Hebedy - Chill, please. This is only a spoof parody that I wrote years ago. It is all fiction and no it is not alright to hack a site and it is definately ILLEGAL and a FELONY. Although I would not feel sorry for the site if someone blistered them for their narcisistic cyber behavior and their lack of concern for the online safety of the millions of young underage people who frequent their site. .

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