-> "Grab A Cadaver"
Original Song Title:
"Abracadabra"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Grab A Cadaver"
The Lyrics
Pull sheet up, this man has drowned.
And no next of kin,
to be found.
No grave mound or ground to close,
Processed parts don't decompose.
Need a heart, you got chest pains?
We're on the lookout for remains.
Let us be your parts supplier,
Parts for a fee 'fore the buyer retires.
Grab a, grab a cadaver,
To fix a breached vena cava.
Grab a, grab a cadaver,
Grab ya a waver.
Before they rot, we freeze them dry,
No grave yard plot, cadaver guy.
Corpses turnin' in their grave,
It's too late for those parts to save.
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Grab a, grab a cadaver,
To fix a breached vena cava.
Grab a, grab a cadaver,
Grab ya a waver.
Parts biologic via carcass,
Biologic parts order Fed Express.
Nose is flattened hit with a vase,
Int'rest you in a brand new face?
Orthodontics can apply,
We'll jerk some teeth from some dead guy.
Hair follicles have left and gone away,
Cadavers Inc. gonna make your day.
Grab a, grab a cadaver,
To fix a breached vena cava.
Grab a, grab a cadaver,
Grab ya a waver.
Need a heart, you got chest pains?
We're on the lookout for remains.
Let us be your parts supplier,
Parts for a fee 'fore the buyer retires.
A heart donor can't be found?
Don't put that cadaver in the ground.
A heart donor can't be found?
Don't put that cadaver in the ground.
A heart donor can't be found?
Don't put that cadaver in the ground.
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