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Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Parody Song Title:

"Low Dive"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

For a Youtube listen to CCR's "Lodi" click HERE

Busted twenty years ago, bit set out; My abode,
Speakin' this dame who's perchin' cookin' up these plots so cold.
Stings got dad, then brings mom's hearse, I guess I'd gone looney tunes,
Ripped cords - stuck another ho fly 'til dead.

Hoed 'em at my play ground, Won't be walkin' out; stiff died ho,
If one of these lasses knew, musty sweatin' mungs I bore.
Mom knew each time with honeies, took knife and shook her hands,
Dart board, stuck like a low, high and a win.

Mom banned sex it was obscene, said I was not to lay.
Knows of my last erection, hands out a prong to slay.
No foolin' around, no fun might stand, fluked like a barbeque,
Bates' lord, he runs such a low dive road inn.

It was boney near her collar, an ebony prong I'd slung,
It's Mommy's mind, it makes me slay, vile, evil mad like drunk.
And so when snatch is obtained, hack them limb from limb,
One more gets stuck in a low dive again.
One more gets stuck in a low dive again.

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Total Votes: 3

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alvin - February 07, 2008 - Report this comment
fun little romp through norman's
littleCupCakes - February 07, 2008 - Report this comment
stranger. . . but then so was this movie!! But it does prove what ~bad parentiin~ can do!!
Guy - February 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Alvin - Thanks for giving me the fodder for this miniseries of Batesodies. I'm giving Ol' Norman a break today - I think he is starting to wear thin on people's psychees. heh heh. I think they should make a 5th movie about the child that Norman would have as where the last sequel ended. They could call it a Re-Bate.

Lady CC - That's what happens when a drama queen bee and a dead bee keeper procreate. Thanks M'Lady.

And thanks unknown voter whoever you are. Leave a comment next time please. I promise I will keep Norman on a short leash and pay tribute to 2-LOUD so's you don't get bothered. =-;)

Ooooo - I just got a chill like someone walked over my grave - sure hope the unknown voter is not Mr. Lecter.

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