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Song Parodies -> "Transing Queen"

Original Song Title:

"Dancing Queen"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Abba

Parody Song Title:

"Transing Queen"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

You go trans, it's your life,
Maybe you'll make a good wife.
Whoooa-hooo, be a girl, dress up mean,
Riggin' up transing queen.

Friday night and you're out for show,
Dress it up like a high priced ho.
Your boobs are patent plastic,
They're not the real thing,
Ain't the right look for G-string.
Anybody could be a guy,
Dress it up so you show some thigh.
With a bit of elastic, keep those jewels confined.
Now your're a dude that's gone trans,
You prefer dress to pants.

You are a transing queen,
He turned she, so way dressed up mean.
Transing queen,
They don't see a male human being, oh yeah.
You go trans, it's your life,
Wanting to be someone's wife.
Be a girl, primp and preen, whooa-hoo,
Riggin' up transing queen.

Use a tweezer, that hair is gone,
Laser burning would take too long.
You go to great bother,
Try to look like Sue.
Now your're a dude that's gone trans,
You prefer dress to pants.

You are a transing queen,
He turned she, so way dressed up mean.
Transing queen,
They don't see a male human being, oh yeah.
You go trans, it's your life,
Wanting to be someone's wife.
Be a girl, primp and preen,
Riggin' up transing queen.
Riggin' up transing queen.

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Johnny D - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Hilarious addition to your library of ABBA parodies, Guy. 5's
Adagio - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
La-di-da and there they go! :D 5's
Royce Miller - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
"anybody could be a guy"..well maybe, but they wouldn't write like him
Birg - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Very funny guy,lol "Laser burning would take too long"-lol- the sad thing is,you're right. Anybody these days could be a dude! TC :-D
alvin rhodes - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
this closet ABBA fan likes it very much
Jack Wilson - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL! This is hilarious, 5's!
Diva - February 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Too Funny! LOL!

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