I've never seen the lady's room potty, never caught the sight,
There always seems a line all night, just for whizzing?
You never see that many men standing in line waitin' their chance,
They're hopin' not be peein' their pants, got that rigid stance.
If I just had a dress I'd be wearing,
I could get inside that head,
See with my eyes,
What would I find?

The Lady's head is a mystery, sneak a peak,
Always someone there, It's never empty, in that place where they pee.
It's regarded so, my booty is denied,
They never let, a guy like me inside.

I've never seen a line so outrageous, it is such a sight
There always seems a line all night, just for whizzing?
I've never seen so many people, I think I'd just go outside,
There must be something in there worthwhile,
For all them to stay,
Must be something quite appealing,
Such a feeling to excrete the bladder of,
To wait all night.

The Lady's head is a mystery, sneak a peak,
Always someone there, It's never empty, in that place where they pee.
It's regarded so, my booty is denied,
They never let, a guy like me inside.