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Song Parodies -> "The Lady's Head"

Original Song Title:

"Lady In Red"

Original Performer:

Chris De Burgh

Parody Song Title:

"The Lady's Head"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

I've never seen the lady's room potty, never caught the sight,
There always seems a line all night, just for whizzing?
You never see that many men standing in line waitin' their chance,
They're hopin' not be peein' their pants, got that rigid stance.
If I just had a dress I'd be wearing,
I could get inside that head,
See with my eyes,
What would I find?

The Lady's head is a mystery, sneak a peak,
Always someone there, It's never empty, in that place where they pee.
It's regarded so, my booty is denied,
They never let, a guy like me inside.

I've never seen a line so outrageous, it is such a sight
There always seems a line all night, just for whizzing?
I've never seen so many people, I think I'd just go outside,
There must be something in there worthwhile,
For all them to stay,
Must be something quite appealing,
Such a feeling to excrete the bladder of,
To wait all night.

The Lady's head is a mystery, sneak a peak,
Always someone there, It's never empty, in that place where they pee.
It's regarded so, my booty is denied,
They never let, a guy like me inside.

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Adagio - March 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh, good! One is left wondering. ;)
Jack Wilson - March 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job, Guy! 5's!
Phil Alexander - March 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny, Guy - strangely enough, one that should hit tomorrow's update is in a similar vein: "Why do they all go together when they go?" to Tom Lehrer's "We will all go together when we go"
Jeff Reuben - March 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Pretty funny, and I thought it was going to be a decapitation song!
Johnny D - March 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Sorry, Guy, DKTOS
Jan Unwin - March 26, 2004 - Report this comment
I have to go to the ladies room, but I don't have anyone to go with me. 555!!
Mari D - March 27, 2004 - Report this comment
This is a good one, but it's even better because you put new words in my head for this song, which I hate with a passion!
Peregrin - March 27, 2004 - Report this comment
I see Mari beat me to the comment I was gonna make - Johnny, you are SO LUCKY! Do yourself a favor and uninstall Kazaa before you make the mistake of pressing download. Guy, thank you for improving a woeful piece of twaddle!

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