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Song Parodies -> "I'm Smelling A Cow"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Telling You Now"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Freddie & The Dreamers

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Smelling A Cow"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

I'm smelling a cow,
It isn't a rose bouquet.
It's been eating a farm load of hay,
Boy it sure likes it's chow.

I'm smelling a cow,
Can't tell it might be a steer.
It's way too big to be a white tail deer,
And too thin for a sow.

I have had some schooling,
Know that it's not a ewe (not a ewe)
I am so perceiving,
By the cud that it chews.
Chews and chews.

I'm smelling a cow,
That cud, it's been chewed before.
It's a farm beast, for that I am sure,
'Cause it's pulling a plow.

I'm smelling a cow,
It isn't a rose bouquet.
It's been eating a farm load of hay,
Boy it sure likes it's chow.

I have had some schooling,
Know that it's not a ewe (not a ewe)
I am so perceiving,
By the cud that it chews.
Chews and chews.

I'm smelling a cow,
That cud, it's been chewed before.
It's a farm beast, for that I am sure,
'Cause it's pullin' a plow.
'Cause it's pullin' a plow.
I'm smelling a cow.

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Adagio - December 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Good job.
Johnny D - December 23, 2003 - Report this comment
As a connoisseur of cow parodies, I declare that yours is among the cream of the crop. 5's
Moohi - December 23, 2003 - Report this comment
]:o Mooo! Udderly delightful, steerific, even.

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