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Song Parodies -> "Nukes Will Whack 'em For Sure"

Original Song Title:

"Lookin’ Out My Back Door"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Parody Song Title:

"Nukes Will Whack 'em For Sure"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

He's baaaaack... Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, president of the religious dictatorship ruling Iran, is due to speak at the UN General Assembly on Tuesday, Sept 23, 2008. He arrived in the US late Sunday, Sept. 21, 2008.

For the news story source on the Ahmadinejad visit click here

Fox News reports that Ahmadinejad has warned that Iran is prepared for any attack and will "break the hand of any aggressor. If this were true why hasn't he broken the hand of Isreal yet?

DKTOS? Click here for a Youtube video of CCR's "Lookin' Out My Back Door".


Don't tick off those Hebrew boys,
Lock and load their war toys.
They will put down,
Terror pests, burn and scorch.
Eradicate upsets 'em,
Pretty soon, nukes slingin'.

Nuke, nuke, nuke, nukes will whack 'em for sure.

Terror clients doin' nuke deals,
They watch enrichment nuke yields.
Look hard at those mullah preachers,
Blasting holy laws.
Those dinosaur Ay'tollahs,
Threaten nukes be blowin'.

Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews will whack 'em for sure.

"Palesteens" irrelevant,
They got them no home land.
It's 10 PM, where's your country, dude?
Jews do rude...
Thunderous demolition,
From milit'ry tacticians.

Shoot, shoot, shoot, lob a nuke, start a war.

Muj'hedin developments,
Shake up the Promised Land.
Al Aqsa guys,
Go out with a boom!
Boom, boom, boom...
Bomb them past tomorrow,
No way, no time can borrow.

Boom, boom, boom, nukes will whack 'em for sure.

On the bubble, Jews annoyed,
Bring those punks war, no joy.
Iran pres., at UN feature,
Dancing on our lawn.
Aggressor's hand warns harrow,
With threats of nuke tipped arrows.

Jews, Jews, Jews, what are you waiting for?


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McKludge - September 22, 2008 - Report this comment
I'm pretty sure you're not actually advocating that Israel lob a nuke on Iran, so I'll give ya 555 Kilotons. 'Palesteens irrelavent' was a good sub for 'tambourines and elephants'

And Ahmadenijad is just a blowhard with not much real power.
TJC - September 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Many fantastic unexpected rhymes/verbiage... politics aside, this was great!
alvin - September 22, 2008 - Report this comment
this has got to be the catchiest nuclear destruction parody i've ever read
John Barry - September 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Oy vey! Good this is.
AFW - September 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Top job, here
adagio - October 23, 2008 - Report this comment
I have to ditto alvin, JB, and AFW. That was so much fun to sing along with, I forgot the subject...momentarily....lol 5's

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