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Song Parodies -> "Let's Don't Have No Clones Now"

Original Song Title:

"I Think Were Alone Now"

Original Performer:

Tommy James & The Shondells

Parody Song Title:

"Let's Don't Have No Clones Now"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Chillin' and grave,
Can make 'em like birds of a feather,
And like God they play,
Mock life on demand,
And so they're buildin' secret labs in Iran,
Way more scary than the ku klux klan,
Give 'em a hypo spray, call it a night,
And then they grow their arms right on them as they bumble so profound,
This brave new day.

They're startin' to clone now,
Doesn't seem to be anyone to watch these clowns.
They're startin' to clone now,
They got more body parts now to pass out around.

The reason why,
I can't abide what they're doin',
Cause one day they may,
Just go and clone you,
And then they'll kill you just as fast as they can,
Drop your double into their plan,
And as you decay, here is the fright,
Then your clone will join their army as they rumble on the ground,
And have their way.

Let's don't have no clones now,
Bury all the know how where it can't be found.
Let's don't have no clones now,
Don't start another heart beat or we're all hell bound.


Let's don't have no clones now,
Bury all the know how where it can't be found

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Rice Cube - July 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Weird Al did "I Think I'm a Clone Now" once upon a time. Nice take on the cloning issue :-)
Guy DiRito - July 07, 2003 - Report this comment
I was totally unaware of that fact. You'd think I'd have known everything Wierd Al has done. And thanks Rice.
Meriadoc - July 07, 2003 - Report this comment
If you were cloned think how many more excellent parodies you could churn out.... ;-)
Guy DiRito - July 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Naw - My clone would probably copy everyone elses. I do know one thing. Someone is going to clone a mime and then it will all be over except the screaming.
Guy DiRito - July 07, 2003 - Report this comment
OK A clone joke. There is this guy who decided to clone himself. The clone was exactly like him except the clone had a trash mouth. Every other word out of his mouth was vulgar. The man's wife had enough of this and finally put her foot down telling the man that he had to choose between the clone and her. So the man took the clone up to the roof of his apartment building and pushed him off. The clone fell to his death and the police immediately responded. They advised the man of his rights as he advised them that they did not have a case because this clone was not a real human with the same rights as everyone else. The two detectives talked it over quietly trying to decide what to do with him. As they finished talking the man was handcuffed and again advised of his rights. The man then asked what he was being charged with. The detective replied, making an obscene clone fall.
Claude Prez - July 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice job Guy--although I completely disagree with the content. And that joke was great too; never heard it before.
Guy DiRito - July 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Claude - And as is your right to disagree.
Pat - July 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Loved it!!! (thumbs up)
Wild Man - July 09, 2003 - Report this comment
I've gotta rave about the humor in it all. Yes, the subject is a touchy one, however one of the funniest movies I can recall was "Multiplicity"

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