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Song Parodies -> "Ants Make Me Spastic"

Original Song Title:

"Dance to the Music"

Original Performer:

Sly and The Family Stone

Parody Song Title:

"Ants Make Me Spastic"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Get off, these ants make me spastic!
Get off, these ants make my monkey spastic!
Ants make me spastic, ants make me spastic,
My leg!
These guys are out all summer,
Makes people wanna buy that deet.
I'm gonna get a fly swatter,
Hey take it easy, get off my feet.
They're bitin' on my bottom,
Can't get those ants there cause they hide.
Hope they stay away my organ,
Cause I'll be fit to be tied.
Gonna see me do a fit throwin,
They're bitin' to the bone, wah.
Ant infested sausage, got the bug juice I'm sprayin'
Say your prayers, yo foam!
Ants goin' spastic,
Ants goin' spastic.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 12

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 1   3
 2   0
 3   0
 4   1
 5   8

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Adagio - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Hehe...reminds me of a 'sitting on an ant hill' story that I have. Good job! 5's
Leah Lockhart - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
OK, now I'm convinced you are at LEAST two people... I don't know anyone with so many funny ideas!!
Phil Alexander Fan - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey what was that song about Guy Dirito songs by Phil? Why cant i read the lyrics? Was it that harsh? Just wondered
Phil Alexander - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks, er.. me fan, but t'was I who asked for the song to be removed, nothing to do with Guy - I didn't post the thing, you see: it was a throwaway into a messageboard conversation, an in-joke that doesn't need repeating (but somebody obviously thought otherwise). Also, I don't really like the amiright name-drop sort of parodies: I did one a long time back, and that's more than enough.
Guy - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Hmmm, I must have missed that name drop thingy on the message board. Now you have peeked my interest. I guess I should review that thing a bit more. Hope it was funny.

Leah, thanks for the compliment. I'm actually the alter ego of Merry and Pippin'. ;-)
Phil - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Guy - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Phil. I'm honored and I agree that the song really doesn't belong out here. I do however believe that WM's chalupas was a good idea because he used them to welcome new writers as well as kind of recap the month's better songs. He wasn't doing it for the votes. Boy, I miss that once a month tribute. I don't keep up with all the songs enough to attempt it or I would. I need less job and more free time.
Guy - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Pat - would you share that ant hill story with the rest of us?
Adagio - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment
It was no biggie thing, Guy...just me as a kid sitting down on an ant hill.
Mr. X - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
This one was real funny. 5-5-5.

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