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Song Parodies -> "Xindi Bastards"

Original Song Title:

"Tiny Dancer"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Xindi Bastards"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Blue green lady, Vulcan shady, they fight An-dor-ian,
Expanse wide, Xindi vile, they carry a cosmic plan.
Space arena, the Xindi beamed ya, lancing through the land,
Those rotten Xindi, they'll pay dearly, Xindi bastards high command.

Trip just freaks out on Star Fleet,
Mans his engineering pod,
Turns his back on the staff,
The warm regards are just so sad.

Archer commands, then makes a plan,
With those blue An-dor-i-an.
Vulcans gone, they string along,
They once oppose, now tuned they hum.

But oh, how the fear's so real,
Out in space with no one near.
Lonely too and hurt severly,
As they sneak softly, slowly.

Now they're closer, Xindi bastards,
Now they're lightin' up the skyway.
Are they down, is Star Fleet winnin'?
Now wait 'til autumn, they won't say.

Blue green lady, Vulcan shady, they fight An-dor-ian,
Expanse wide, Xindi vile, they carry a cosmic plan.
Space arena, the Xindi beamed ya, lancing through the land,
Those rotten Xindi, they'll pay dearly, Xindi bastards high command.

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Pacing: 4.6
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Total Votes: 16

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Adagio - October 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Fabulous!! I don't know too much about Star Trek lately, but this definitely makes me want to watch again! 5's
Stuart McArthur - October 30, 2004 - Report this comment
excellent work - 555
Know 1 can hear you dream - October 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Over here, they've put the third (Xindi) season on hold, I don't know wheter to hold my breath or not...
Johnny D - October 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Hmm, makin' me want to start watching again, you are...
Guy - October 30, 2004 - Report this comment
K1chyd - I figured as much that there would be those who have not gotten this season's shows yet and that is why I cliff hung this. We have had four episodes on so far this season. I will tell you that the cliff hanger from last season extends two episodes into this season and then the 3rd week they have some interplay to develop character for some of the crew and last night they began a three parter that I think is going to tell the story of how the Federation came to blows with the Klingons. Hope you get your new Star Trek E. soon.

Thanks JD, Stu and Pat. If you want to catch last nights episode UPN will replay it today at 5:00PM CDT.
Airfarcewon - October 30, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm not into "Trekky" but I can tell it's excellently written...
Meriadoc - October 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Great wordplay on the original.
Jack Wilson - October 30, 2004 - Report this comment
I'll vote fives now, Guy DiRito Three of them now come from my way They are for this parody here Of Tiny Dancer its just great!
Peregrin - October 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Good work Guy. Phasers on setting 555.
Know 1 can hear you dream - October 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy: I have a fair amount of knowledge what season three will be about because I occasionaly drop in over att www.trektoday.com. Good enough to follow references to the Xindi anyway. :-)
Michael Pacholek - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Believe it or not, I give Guy fives more than once every seven years, "Nazi Martians" or no "Nazi Martians."
Spock - November 20, 2004 - Report this comment
The Xindi objective does not seem logical but their evolution is quite irregular.
Jeff Reuben - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm guessing this is from the new Star Trek Enterprise? (well, new to me, probably a few years old now)
Adagio - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Already voted. Still fabulous. 5's
Johnny D - January 21, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above.
Phil Alexander - January 30, 2005 - Report this comment
I thought I'd commented on this one when it came out... I must keep forgetting to hit "post" or something, 'cause it's getting too frequent. Anyway, I did enjoy this one, Guy :-)
Paul Robinson - January 30, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC -X) Guy, I gave up on the current version of "Star Trek" a couple years ago...awful show - absolutely awful...too bad, it's really a pretty good idea, but they really screwed it up...too many ways to even start mentioning, but you could start with introducing species and opponents that were supposedly not known to the "Federation" or Earth-folks until centuries later according to the other 'Trek shows...But this was a very good parody...5's...
ABC's OF PARODIES ROUND "X" BRONZE MEDAL - February 05, 2005 - Report this comment
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