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Song Parodies -> "Wholesome Poison"

Original Song Title:

"Folsom Prison Blues"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Johnny Cash

Parody Song Title:

"Wholesome Poison"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Happy New Year, Everyone.
I hear the New Year comin',
It's quarter after ten,
I'm sittin' drinkin' moonshine, gettin' drunk again.
I'm drinkin' wholesome poison and I'm a gettin' stoned,
While my brain keeps on fryin' as I just sit and groan.
I started out said maybe, I think I'll have just one,
'Cause it brings me such joy, I drink it by the ton.
Just a shot of Jose Cuervo and a little rye,
Now every time I wet my whistle, it's my brain I fry.

I saw those rich folks shoppin' at the liquor store and bar,
They're buyin' high priced whiskey, I drink mine from a jar.
It does the same old numbin', I'm drinkin' mine for free,
And it just keeps on improvin',
My personality.

Now if you see me drinkin' poison,
And I fry that brain of mine,
Just leave me lyin' comfy, it's 'cause of too much shine.
Full of wholesome poison, that's how I like to stay,
So big deal if it's New Years, it just another day.

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Adagio - January 02, 2004 - Report this comment
:D Happy go lucky song!! good job, Guy!
Royce Miller - January 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Cheers

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