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Song Parodies -> "Ninety and Nine"

Original Song Title:

"Draggin' The Line"

Original Performer:

Tommy James and the Shondells

Parody Song Title:

"Ninety and Nine"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

This is my 99th parody on AMIRIGHT.COM
Breakin' the lyrics the old bard way,
Fakin' a pyrrhic in play by play,
I can snow and feign some untrite fun lines.
Ninety and nine.

Some make songs about golden showers,
Writin' a good one takes odd hours,
A milestone gain, it's now my time to shine.
Ninety and nine,
(It's ninety-nine)
Ninety and nine,
(It's ninety-nine)

Another line, I'm talkin' 'bout writin' fine.
I always take my time, I'm settin' up my shrine.
Ninety and nine,
(It's ninety-nine)
Ninety and nine,
(It's ninety-nine)

Writin' for free it lifts the spirit, when,
Slugging the key,
The way you steer it.
Riggin' the flow and chain as words combine.
Ninety and nine,
(It's ninety-nine)
Ninety and nine,
(It's ninety-nine)

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Pacing: 3.7
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Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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Billy Florio - July 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Congrats....yet another person is passing me to 100 (the irony is, other than STG and a few others, Ive been here longer than everyone lol)
Wild Man - July 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Congrats Man on Number 99. It was an enjoyable read!
Pat - July 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Congratulations on 99! I like the parody too...:D
Michael Pacholek - July 15, 2003 - Report this comment
I thought this was gonna be about Texas narcs. "In the Great State, you can get five years for murder and 99 for pot possession." -- Molly Ivins, the Conscience of Texas. Of course, it's only 98 years if you didn't inhale.
Guy DiRito - July 15, 2003 - Report this comment
What about Clinton? What he said was he didn't inhale. What he meant actually was that he didn't exhale. And I told you Mike, I will never be predictible. Mike - You ever been to Texas?
Michael Pacholek - July 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Never been to that cultural and moral wasteland, and haven't missed it a bit. Let's face it, except for LBJ, Roger Clemens and Willie Nelson, what has Texas ever given America that we can be proud of?
Guy DiRito - July 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Say whatever you want about Texas. I have never claimed this place as my own. I only live here because my job is here. But I would not move to NJ for a job if they paid me three times what I'm making now. And you sure seem to be an authority on a place that you have never been to by your own admission. I can say what I do about NJ because I have been there more times than I can count and it was usually because I had to cross the swamp to get to better places, except for those times that the USAF made me spend time there, but at least I got hazardous duty pay when I did.
Rice Cube - July 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Congrats Guy...don't mess with Texas! :-D

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