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Song Parodies -> "Wisey Women"

Original Song Title:

"Witchy Woman"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Wisey Women"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

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"Rave and Swear" and "Rudy Lips",
Shark guys for the syndicate.
Eco-choices underwrite,
From each spouse don't hear it, they are hear-less wives.

Wooo hooo wisey women, they don't spy, be wise,
Wooo hooo wisey women, do they see goons in their guy-y-y-ys?

Their men are hell-b
und, self made knights, (wooooh)
Work in shadows and fire fights.
Wisely crafters are these mother's grooms,
And they overlook their badness... They've the silver spoon.

Yoo whoo wisey women, see your guys as wise?
Yoo whoo wisey women, give you the moon in the sky-y-y-y!

(Ah ahh-ahh ahh, ah-a-ah, uh uh-uh, uh uh-uh-uh-uh)
(Ah ahh-ahh ahh, ah-a-ah, uh uh-uh, uh uh-uh-uh-uh)

So you keep your spouses' cover,
Don't even tell your mother.
Always keeping what needs level stead,
So keep your humor safe and sound,
About the underground.
You can't help your husband's knight line; keep your kin from dread.

Oooh hooo wisey women, keep thou wise disgui-i-i-ise,
Oooh hooo wisey women, be lot attuned to your guy-y-y-y.

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Stan Hall - March 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Bewitching bashing :-)
alvin - March 12, 2008 - Report this comment
a new slant on the mob scene....nicely written
AFW - March 12, 2008 - Report this comment
A fine parody word 'bout the wives..quite sufficient
littleWiseCakes - March 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Part of being female, is to overlook man-y things . . . It's been built into our DNA !
Ann Hammond - March 12, 2008 - Report this comment
he he
Jay-Z - March 14, 2008 - Report this comment

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