Song Parodies -> Poison I-V
| Original Song Title: | "Poison Ivy" |
| Original Performer: | The Coasters |
| Parody Song Title: | "Poison I-V" |
| Parody Written by: | Guy DiRito |
For a Youtube look and listen to the "Poison Ivy" OS by "The Coasters", click HERE
They come on to death rows, in reverie buggy throws,
They stick these guys like Dutch,
Now when they hook up and fetter them such.
Poison I-V e-e-e-e, poison I-V e-e-e-e,
Late, you're quite after seepin', poison I-V comes grim reapin',
You're dow-ow-ow-ow-ow-own.
In privy you go dazy, almost like purple hazy,
So chilly do you in,
They lift the lever, gets under your skin.
Poison I-V e-e-e-e, poison I-V e-e-e-e,
State has plight for your keepin', poison I-V date is creepin',
Arou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ound.
Pleas'll become frumpy,
Rope dumps'll make you clumpy,
The 'lectric box will make you jump and twitch.
They're comin' for ta cool ya,
Kalashnikov'll rule ya,
But poison I-V lord'll break your hitch!
Your lawyer pleads a motion, for mal-aligned notion,
Soon be latchin' tightly bound,
One minute past twelve they'll put you down.
Poison I-V e-e-e-e, poison I-V e-e-e-e,
Fate takes flight while you're weepin', poison I-V soon be sleepin'
In grou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ound.
Fees for legal grumping,
For chumps of lethal pumping,
Electric shocks will make you dump and pitch.
The lawman scold and rule ya,
The trooper cops'll school ya,
Poison I-V poured'll bake your switch!
The hangman reads the motion, for cu-ra-rine potion.
They will scratch you with one round,
One minute your heart will stress and pound.
Poison I-V e-e-e-e, poison I-V e-e-e-e,
Late at night you ain't sleepin', poison I-V gonna cheapin',
You dow-ow-ow-ow-ow-own.
La da la da la da
La da la da la da
La da la da la da
La da la da la da
------ FADE TO DEATH ------
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So, if this got recorded, would Death Row records sell it? Great idea to a current news topic, and the video was sweet as well.
Sounds like you've swiped some of Malcolm's material. Pardons from five Governors.
Great job of parodying an already funny song,5s
OMG...this is hilarious....especially liked the"' 'lectric box will make ya jump and twitch " line....best parody i've seen here in a while.....bravo sir !
I give you V...
'baked your Switch" !!! oh Sir, I do hope that you're OK !!!
I'm flickin' the switch on some fives!
PAGING STUART MCARTHUR,
PAGING STUART MCARTHUR!
Hey, Stu - I know you appreciate syllable-matching - so I refer you to THIS parody, written by AmiRight's Syllable-Matching MASTER!
PAGING STUART MCARTHUR!
Hey, Stu - I know you appreciate syllable-matching - so I refer you to THIS parody, written by AmiRight's Syllable-Matching MASTER!
he larious
lol @ "FADE TO DEATH"
Red Ant - Glad you enjoyed the youtube video as much as the parody. I found a live version but it was missing the entire band except for the lead singer who is well into his 70s by now. It didn't sound nearly as good so I chose the obvious. Thanks friend.
Michael Pacholek - Much appreciate the pardons from the guvs but they can only kell me once. I missed the point about swiping Malcom's material. Thanks.
Jack - Thanks for enjoying this.
Alvin - That is such an over the top compliment. I accept it most graciously. And I knew you'd go off on the 'lectric box. LOL.
Merry - Thanks for the "V" - That is way better that is one better than "IV".
LCC - This knight had his flack on - he is no worse for wear. Thank ye m'lady.
Pip - I'd much rather "light than switch" but you get both with the 'lectric box. Thanks.
JD - Thanks for the shout out but I think your page fell on unhearing ears. And you are way too kind with your compliments. I am flattered.
Ann - Glad you got a charge out of this. Thanks.
Finally to my Geek Girl from work - You would like the "Fade" part knowing you. Thanks for giving this a once over.
Michael Pacholek - Much appreciate the pardons from the guvs but they can only kell me once. I missed the point about swiping Malcom's material. Thanks.
Jack - Thanks for enjoying this.
Alvin - That is such an over the top compliment. I accept it most graciously. And I knew you'd go off on the 'lectric box. LOL.
Merry - Thanks for the "V" - That is way better that is one better than "IV".
LCC - This knight had his flack on - he is no worse for wear. Thank ye m'lady.
Pip - I'd much rather "light than switch" but you get both with the 'lectric box. Thanks.
JD - Thanks for the shout out but I think your page fell on unhearing ears. And you are way too kind with your compliments. I am flattered.
Ann - Glad you got a charge out of this. Thanks.
Finally to my Geek Girl from work - You would like the "Fade" part knowing you. Thanks for giving this a once over.
(SOTM) V fives
A bit creepy for my tastes Guy. There's just some things that go on that you REALLY don't want to know about, you know what I mean? But it was a good title sub, and a pretty solid idea.
(SOTM) A capital parody! well-researched and still irreverent.
Thanks Jason.
Sorry to creep you out matt and thanks for your comment.
Ag - Maybe I could get it on the Capital label. Thanks.
Sorry to creep you out matt and thanks for your comment.
Ag - Maybe I could get it on the Capital label. Thanks.
SOTM- Damn, every pun I thought up when I read this has already been used... Well, that was just brilliant, 5's!
SOTM - I presume that this is to be followed by a parody of either "Stairway to Heaven" or "Highway to Hell"...
The idea was interesting, and the execution (groan!!!!!) was marvellous.
(SOTM) Er...I cannot see the humour in this. Nor can I detect any real topic other than "Look! DEATH". Not your best (but that's my opinion).
Great
(SOTM) Heh, maybe they could release this on Criminal Records. Good work.
I didn't like this at all, I'm afraid, Guy: could have done with some really sick humour, or maybe an argument.. as it was, I actually found it rather stomach-turning. Didn't realize I was that much of a lightweight.
I think the funniest part of this (likely intended) was the juxtaposition of the subject matter the lighthearted song (and the choice of youtube video certainly helped that!) Nice job.
(SOTM) Well, this has REALLY got me in a bit of a muddle, Guy....while I appreciate the black, black humour for what it is, I'm a bit uneasy about the subject matter. Being from a country where capital punishment was outlawed many lifetimes ago, I find the whole thing a bit hard to relate to. So a set of slightly tentative 5s here.
See above!
(SOTM) Even though I got lost totally, it was very well written, it's a bit of a disturbing issue for me, but I digress-it was well paced and well executed, and I do think you achieved what you were going for.
Yes the death penalty is definately a deterrent to murder. We haven't killed anyone since they killed us. So come on you wimpy folks who say this parody shocks you so. You above all people should understand that this is satire and you should be able to deal with the satire of it all. It is sad when the satirist misses the satire completely. It's not like it is about "dead babies" who are innocent. There are limits on what is good satire and what is just plain sick and we believe that this is not one of the sick ones. We were the sick ones here and we're dead - move on now.
When I first saw your title, I though your parody was about ancient Rome. The black humor didn't bother me until I read the other comments. Then I asked myself if maybe I should have been bothered. Here in the USA we are rather desensitized to the whole issue. But anyway, judged as a parody, this is well done, and your title sub is...well...quite funny.
That was funny, really well done. And all this talk about the death penalty is depressing! Poison Ivy-eyeyeyeyey! Poison I - e - eeeeee! Lol.
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