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Song Parodies -> "Why'd You Make My Brown Eye Blue?"

Original Song Title:

"Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Crystal Gayle

Parody Song Title:

"Why'd You Make My Brown Eye Blue?"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

When I was a kid some bully kicked me square. This is how it felt.
My rear end is black and blue,
Up my butt was shoved a shoe.
Ouch, my numb wazoo,
Why'd you make my brown eye blue?

Those size nines sure are long,
Way up my, now's my thong.
Please remove your shoe,
Why'd you make my brown eye blue?

Up in the Greek pit, where sun don't shine,
Pain is unceasin', up in my behind.
Shoe, up you shoved me; up in my third eye,
My sphinkter stings, this I can't deny.

I didn't mean to make you mad,
Never felt a pain so bad.
My hiney's filled with shoe,
So why'd you make my brown eye,
Why'd you make my brown eye,
Why'd you make my brown eye blue?

Why'd you make my brown eye,
Why'd you make my brown eye blue?

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 9

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Adagio - November 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Ouch!! 5's
Johnny D - November 22, 2004 - Report this comment
"Up in the Greek pit" .... now THAT made me LOL ! 5's
alvin rhodes - November 22, 2004 - Report this comment
bruisingly funny
Steven Cavanagh - November 22, 2004 - Report this comment
A real kicker that keeps everyone on their feet!
Stuart McArthur - November 22, 2004 - Report this comment
"Way up my, now's my thong" made me LOL, Guy - 555
Ingeborg S. Nordén - November 22, 2004 - Report this comment
I knew some people were pains in the *ss, but did your attacker have to take the expression so literally? Here's some 5's for the doctor bill....

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