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Song Parodies -> "Lane Side"
Original Song Title:
"Rawhide"
Original Performer:
TV Theme Song
Parody Song Title:
"Lane Side"
Parody Written by:
Guy DiRito
The Lyrics
Bowlin'. bowlin', bowlin'
Bowlin'. bowlin', bowlin'
Bowlin'. bowlin', bowlin'
Bowlin'. bowlin', bowlin'
Lane side!
Brew the teams are swallowin'
Keep them stogies rollin'
Lane side!
Lame and blind and weathered
Balls made of leather
Whipping that ball to the left side
All those pins I'm missin'
Good spittle, glove and rosin
Are wav'ring at the end of the slide
Bowl 'em down, Set 'em up
Set 'em up, bowl 'em down
Bowl 'em down, Set 'em up
Lane side!
Count 'em up, write 'em down
Write 'em down, count 'em up
Count 'em up, write 'em down
Lane side!
Rollin', rollin', rollin'
Rollin', rollin', rollin'
Rollin', rollin', rollin'
Rollin', rollin', rollin'
Lane side!
groovin' groovin' groovin,
My bowlin's not improvin'
Keep your balls a movin'
Lane side!
Don't try to countermand 'em
Just roll, throw and hand 'em
Soon they will be giving us high fives
The score's calculatin'
The next round will be waitin'
Be waitin' With drafts and shots at lane side
Lane side!
Bowlin'. bowlin', bowlin'
Bowlin'. bowlin', bowlin'
Bowlin'. bowlin', bowlin'
Lane side!
Brew the teams are swallowin'
Keep them stogies rollin'
Lane side!
Lame and blind and weathered
Balls made of leather
Whipping that ball to the left side
All those pins I'm missin'
Good spittle, glove and rosin
Are wav'ring at the end of the slide
Bowl 'em down, Set 'em up
Set 'em up, bowl 'em down
Bowl 'em down, Set 'em up
Lane side!
Count 'em up, write 'em down
Write 'em down, count 'em up
Count 'em up, write 'em down
Lane side!
Rollin', rollin', rollin'
Rollin', rollin', rollin'
Rollin', rollin', rollin'
Rollin', rollin', rollin'
Lane side!
groovin' groovin' groovin,
My bowlin's not improvin'
Keep your balls a movin'
Lane side!
Don't try to countermand 'em
Just roll, throw and hand 'em
Soon they will be giving us high fives
The score's calculatin'
The next round will be waitin'
Be waitin' With drafts and shots at lane side
Lane side!
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The bad bowling describes my bowling. 5's
Ouch! lets not talk about bowling or golf scores, it's embarassing. Great parody,Guy enjoyed your tune.
I always said....if my bowling score and golf score were reversed, Id be a pro in both
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