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Song Parodies -> "King Or Queen?"

Original Song Title:

"Dancing Queen"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

ABBA

Parody Song Title:

"King Or Queen?"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Are you aunts? It don't jive, or are you two man and wife?
May be girl, watch them keen, could you be king and queen?

Out at night with the head lights low,
Spot a deer is it buck or doe?
Do you two like light music? A little romance thing.
Are you lookin' like queen or king?
Anybody might think you're guys.
You got us hung but we'll get wise.
You play so androgenistic, if I show you mine,
Would you show me yours by chance?
Can we peak in your pants?

So are you king or queen, hung real neat, or an X-X gene?
King or queen, mask your seat just like halloween.
Are you aunts, it don't jive, are you a husband or wife?
May be girl, watch them keen, would you be king or queen?

Such a teaser, you lead us on.
Like some learning on how you spawn.
Are you someone's mother, or a son or two?
May we check in your pants?

So are you king or queen, hung real neat, or an X-X gene?
King or queen, mask your seat just like halloween.
Are you aunts, it don't jive, are you a husband or wife?
May be girl, watch them keen, would you be king or queen?

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 6

Voting Breakdown

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2nz - November 30, 2003 - Report this comment
It's good, I just really don't find it that funny, which is weird because I wasn't offended by anything in it. d:p
Adagio - November 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Hilarious! 5's
Johnny D - November 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Guy, you're fast becoming the King of Dancing Queen Parodies. Good job.
Guy - November 30, 2003 - Report this comment
2nz - You must not be up on the Merry & Pippin mystery. Thanks for your comment.
Peregrin - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm up on it though! 5's!
AussieBullDog - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job Guy! (Being relatively new here, this Merry & Pippin thing is still puzzling me quite a bit. Has anybody worked anything out yet?)
Guy - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Aussie - If they have they are not kissing and telling. \O/ Anyone's guess, but it gives us cannon fodder to write about.
Gary Main - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
i liked enough of it to give it 5s, heck 99% of the nation only knows the chorus to this one anyway, if that much. i think it needs some reconsideration, just a thought that you can make it better. but its good now.
Ingeborg - September 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Minor pacing problems here and there, risqué without being a gross-out...4-5-5 from me.

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