-> "Big Al Capone"
Original Song Title:
"King of the Road"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Big Al Capone"
The Lyrics
Bailors take their percent,
Goons we get; Nitti sent.
On phone, no fool forgets,
Watch your talk on bus-i-ness.
Ah, but..this "thing ours" pushin' moon, [1]
Flys our late past twelve whore saloons.
He's a man makes green from canteens,
Big Al Capone.
Threw boxcars, midnight game,
Point summation lookin' lame.
Rolled turned out shoot one-two,
He don't mind lose union dues.
We joke; old cronies come around,
Shortie, Moe and Half-G Pounds.
He's a man who means what he means,
Big Al Capone.
He knows every rackateer runs every game,
Their wives and children, he knows them by name.
And every hand-black and every clown, [2]
And every dock with his stock,
No one fools around.
Don't sing,
Jailers they nail your scent,
Goons they let head get dent,
Al owns the tools you get,
Don't cash in for cigarettes.
Ah, but..few years of small celled rooms,
On a four to twelve two-bit tune.
He can make time lean by his means,
soon out you go.
Don't mess with agent Ness,
Get Capone; He's obsessed.
Capone He's cool no sweats,
For goons got hits he lets.
Ah, but..Big Al thinks he's immune,
But just wait he'll soon change that tune.
Both are sharp and keen by all means,
One will be showed.
Oscar confers with Ness,
Tax forgets - leaves a mess
Malone, so cruel got hit,
Just ol' Nitti; Same old shit.
Ah, but..Stone finds a note on goon,
'Suades the judge for some change of tune.
Nitti man's end scene's lim-o-sine,
Missin' the road.
Third coach-car, midnight train,
Union Station grabbin' Payne.
Capone's no fool he gets,
Bribin' jury him off they lets.
Ah, but..that judge in that court room,
Knows his name in that ledger looms.
He's a judge that's keen on stay clean,
Went for the goad.
The judge then went and engineered a switch in the game,
Two sets of jurors he went and he changed.
There weren't any handout the jurors weren't bound,
Al Capone got locked on "The Rock"
And no longer round.
Don't sing,
Jailers they nail your scent,
Goons they let head get dent,
Al owns the tools you get,
Don't cash in for cigarettes...
------Fade To Black-Hand------
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