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Song Parodies -> "Democratic Party Blues"

Original Song Title:

"Folsom Prison Blues"

Original Performer:

Johnny Cash

Parody Song Title:

"Democratic Party Blues"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

It's the lame leading the blind.
I hear the lame a comin'
Their controllin' sounds no end
And they keep havin' sunshine state debate, amen
Those smucks with wholesome missions with their drag suits on
But those fags keep on rollin' stay out of San Antone
They act like little babies those mama totin' ones
They really work a good ploy controllin' all the guns
Someone should have taught Jan Reno not to cheat and lie
(I still hate that dude)
But ever since they lost that 'lection they just bitch, piss and cry

These fat cat politicians in their fat cat drivin' cars
They got friends like Qadafi and Fidel gives them cigars
But I wish they'd be succumbing and then just leave us be
But they don't do no improvin'
Can't leave the culture be

If we could put them down in prison
Or way deep down in a mine
I bet they couldn't fall too much further off behind
And these liberals in the backfield that's just where they'll stay
If they don't get them a platform come election day

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Royce Miller - June 13, 2003 - Report this comment
You get my vote
Pat - June 13, 2003 - Report this comment
That's a good one, Guy.
Rice Cube - June 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Dunno the song, but I think you opened yourself up for a liberal butt-whuppin', Guy ;-)
Michael Pacholek - June 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Despite being ridiculously wrong -- Come on, LIBERAL fat-cats? -- this was very, very well-done. Probably also how you like your steaks. I know you like your liberals rare, but this one will continue to watch your kind over this medium. But it's rare when a parody is this well-done. Surprised, Cube?
Guy DiRito - June 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey Mike, Guess where I live?
Billy Florio - June 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Good job Guy
Michael Pacholek - June 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Guess where Guy lives? It's either A) a glass house, B) a cabin in Montana, C) a militia camp or D) at an undisclosed location. Somehow, I'm guessing I won't win anything if I get it right.
Billy Florio - June 14, 2003 - Report this comment
dont you live in Texas, Guy?
Rice Cube - June 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Methunk 'twas a not-so-subtle hint to say he lived in Florida.
Guy DiRito - June 14, 2003 - Report this comment
I wasn't kiddin' when I wrote - 'stay out of San Antone',
Ol' John Brown - June 14, 2003 - Report this comment
I LOVE it! Are you runnin' for office?
Rice Cube - June 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Oh my bad...forgot about the San Antonio reference. How about them Spurs? :-)
Guy DiRito - June 15, 2003 - Report this comment
To quote a quaint little south Texas slogan, "Go Spurs, Go!" The city is fired up. Not quite as nuts as the 2K season though.
Wild Man - June 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Born In the U S A !, Like what you have to say !
Michael Pacholek - June 17, 2003 - Report this comment
The Nets weren't supposed to win anyway, but one team is all San Antonio's got. How 'bout them Devils!
Robert J. Pagliaro - February 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy, I just saw this one - you're funny and I like you because you are so damn wrong. Nice job. And may gay marriages come to Texas.

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